/brit/

The average American woman.

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I am in fact every /brit/ personality. I have been posting of /brit/ 20 hours a day for the last 5 years and this is the first time that I'm telling anyone.

home....

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cats and chebs

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Things I would do to the /brit/ personalities does not come close to some of the vicious threats made against the Davis family

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Get a grip!

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cute

looks pretty hot

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Aren't midgets supposed to give you good luck.

pray not for whom the toil looms
it looms for thee

she ought to have my cock in her mouth of you catch my drift

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hahaha
great picture user, mind if I save it?!

MILKIES
- that cat

I am a NEET

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fuck rorke

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Gotta climb up that corporate ladder bros.

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Only Irish ones.

Although you may spend your whole life toiling, you will never finish your tasks. But if you just quit your job, your work will be done.

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I unironically look like him quite a bit. have a bigger nose tho

just ate a bagel

gf like this please

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with what?

ugly?

drinking old crafty hen

Same lad, I may be a virgin gamer freak but atleast i'll be a happy one again

con queso

dogshit

need a fat gf

his mouth waheyyy
*holds up hand for high-five and looks around /brit/*

aka stephen yaxley lennon

women who discuss their relationships in public should genuinely be arrested

>aka stephen yaxley lennon

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So you want a tranny with a working vagina?

i see u know ur spanish

But it is not possible, Wagey, that freetime should be destroyed--for there must always be something opposed to the toil; nor is it possible that it should have its seat in an office. But it must inevitably evade life's treadmill, and evade offices. That is why a man should make all haste to escape from office to freedom; and escape means becoming as like NEET as possible; and a man becomes like NEET when he becomes just and pious, with understanding.

women in public should genuinely be arrested

i hate men
i hate women
i like animals

*enters thread*

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tights are our birthright

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>tfw toilberg told me I can leave the office as soon as I hit my targets
he can be generous

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I found an old animated porn made by the soviets but I don't want to get banned for posting it. Wasn't aware that the soviets were perverts.

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peng ex gf :'(

DAP is so absurd

what i'm guilty of?
being a man

Glad these tosspots won't be in heaven.

Went for a piss earlier and just scratched my foreskin and smelled it and it smells like soy sauce

never had a gf

What are the chances of Tommy winning a seat?

I should stop drinking alcohol
I have no self control and it makes me miserable more often than happy

This cannot be possible.

I love soy sauce

slim to bupkis

based

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there is no such thing as reaching a target wagey.

what task can be complete? the task which is already completed cannot have completion thrust unto it.

the task which is not yet complete cannot become complete if it is to be the task which is not yet complete.

completion can be neither simultaneous, nor at a disjuncture.

learn the ways of the toilsmith, his illusions and free yourself wagey.

its true

Very important advice: If you ever get the skin of your dick or balls stuck on the zipper, use soap and water and pull it out gently.

t. experienced in this.

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FWEE DAMMY RABBIGSON

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Oh, you're gay?

another day in the call centre
when will I pluck up the nerve to neck myself

bet you do

*does a little dance*

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>You’ve had your last lie in kid... sorry you got twisted up in this toil... from where you’re lying, must seem like an 18 carat run of bad luck... truth is... the game was rigged from the start

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Dana International? Probs would

no im straight

>independent
highly unlikely

how often do you drink and how much

the game was nigged from the start

when i were a kid I used to cry at the drop of a hat
now I haven’t cried in over 10 years
this morning I was awoken by a single tear rolling down my face

Baffled then

COME HAVE A DANCE OFF ME BEFORE I RUN OFF YA MAN LIKE PREFONTAINE

NEXT TIME YOU ROLL BRUM STAY PARA

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dont see whats so baffling

>Born: 2 February 1969 (age 50 years), Tel Aviv-Yafo, Israel

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>Esoteric Jahanism, now THAT was a meme

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have to restart spotify and end the process in task manager at least once a day
sort it out

that tear? blood

looking forward to my holiday in june lads

Now IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, I feel like an aeroplane above the rain
And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, I wont make the same mistakes I used to make

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you doing anything special?

... Parentberg messing me about ...

the GOAT

'greetings various people across the grand spectrums of time and the multiverse, my name is alexander gordon jahans'
*sipps*
yep, still got it

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you lads been watching game of thrones then

yeah hes going on holiday

SAID YOUD STAB EVERY MAN IN INVASION

find it very.... ....interesting.... that a girls bumhole and fanny are about the same distance apart as our nose and mouth