/brit/

Fortunately I have dual citizenship.

There was 2.

the kingdoms of scotland and england united

Haha waheyy

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What qualifies one as being proclaimed a paki by /brit/? Am I a paki?

if you have to ask you already know, paki

What type of girl are you?

Mark meeting up with this lot soon

bottles of gin on the trian in the moring? grim desu

youtube.com/watch?v=bbiq-qChrnk

Ah, you think the crime will ever be fixed in Brazil?

I am euphoric

type with a cock

if you're a muslim you're a paki
simple as

going to get a samsung galaxy s10 lads

back in blackkk
i hit the sack

Always saw myself as a Sophie

Art hoe girlfriend.

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IT'S MY LIFE
DON'T YOU FORGET

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Woah rude

xi jinping? more like xi jinPENG if I may say so my dear friends

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corny band tbf

fat arry porrer reading femcel

>going to get a samsung galaxy s10 lads

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What city did you visit?

youtube.com/watch?v=uEOgKPP0UlM

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you have nothing to lose lad
but think of what you have to gain

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I have dual citizenship
UK and Canada

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wtf get a huawei you gimp

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rooney mara type girl

>classic wow
based bit later than I would have liked but cool nonetheless
will be playing

All I'm saying is, having another superpower in the world is good for the world. China is good thing. And maybe india too if they get their shit together.

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still can't believe katelyn hanged herself

chuckle at this image considering that the modern day English woman is a fat brown and wears a niqab
not carried by sprint so i can't

just spunked while looking at a video of some girls kissing

America should be the only super power
The american led world order is the best thing to happen to humanity

would honestly take one for the team and marry a qt chinese girl in order to strengthen the bonds between our two nations

proper mental how pee pee poo poo in my bum bum init

Hate PISSrael
Hate Bi(sexual)na

She looked much better in the previous pic, mate. Will her accent make both my heart melt and my dick hard?

lmao ok yank

based!

Knives out for Jeremy Kyle

anybody would struggle to sprint carrying you
bet you have to get 5 people to do it you fat yank cunt

the trailer trash girl?

i don't buy new phones until my old one breaks lads.

phone production is bad for the environment and fuels conflict in congo. simple as that lads.

A sickly one.

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I love china :) do you love ingerlan?

Currently drinking about 60 units a week

sprint is my mobile phone carrier

Rio.

get some sleep doug

don't care about congo like

its very irish
lilty and all that

ancient gimmique

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you're a really annoying poster.

wanna know whats mental
berber pirates once raided iceland

Doesn't get much better than that

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fucking hell lad how rich are you to get someone to carry your phone for you
do they hold it up to your ear when you make a call too

>Watching ASMR videos of cute girls and imagining our life together.

Pathetic. Hope you don't do this.

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reinstalling the 'der as we speak, was banned last year

Could just eat you right up!

How'd they get there?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sprint_Corporation

yeah fuckin mental that...
*walks away and talks to someone else*

resume killing the mandem

shut up chinkajew

Really angry about this one

craven today
youtube.com/watch?v=CxGnANYHcK0

hehe yeah
youtube.com/watch?v=jik-Ygcdr7A

humourless twat
seriously how dry can a person be

i watched a documentary about it and it was proper grim.

americans lad

NEED updates on the Tee from Tinder debacle from earlier today

norf man: ARE NIGE RAYT, 'ES NOT AFRAID TO SAY IT LAYK IT IS, LAYK. YERKNOWARRAMEAN LAYK 'E ENT AFRAID TO SAY IT WERE 'T PAKIS DID ROVER'AM LAYK.

*nigel grabs the microphone hurredly *

Nigel: I never said that, I never said that, I've been very clear that that is not what i'm running about

In less than 5 years Jow Forums will be 20 years old. Crazy isn't it.

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youtube.com/watch?v=LIlsasmtCLk

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Haha. No, of course not. *Turns back to watching my video*
youtube.com/watch?v=cN7_u-4WXYc

>Rose is Goodnight Moon's gf

hate life

reaching advanced stages of alcoholism

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call a fat man a fat cunt and he'll be like yeah i'll wind your neck in mate
call a thing woman a fat cunt and she'll have a nervous breakdown

Started off quite poorly but a surprisingly decent post in the end

might become an alcoholic myself

Sounds like a good deal, how many sheep do I have to pay her father to have a go with his sun kissed daughter?

one day it will be 100 years old

That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard damn

just dont drink, lad

swear to god i would get an aneurysm if i had a gf who spoke and acted all annoying like this.

Engelbert Humperdinck

just stop injecting heroin bro