Stocks are a necessary evil and trading is predatory instinct Edition.
Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood >Commission free and no minimum to open robinhood.com
>How is it free? Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service
Interactive Brokers >$0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access >Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process interactivebrokers.com
TD Ameritade >$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service tdameritrade.com
Degiro >2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process degiro.eu
I cerealously need this market to crash so I can buy stuff. I feel like the rise of etfs is going to create a huge crater when DIY investors panic sell. What will be the spark that ignites the kindling though?
Connor Gonzalez
I need about 60 to 90 more minutes, I think. I actually got a new laptop, almost specifically for this, so that I'd have a clean environment.
I got my Guy Fawkes mask. I should probably get drunk. I need to also get a twitch account set up for streaming...
i'd say a rule should be to not talk about Jow Forums and once a stock is picked, join in on positive talk with that one stock instead of just bashing it like an asshole.. in other words.. go with the flow.
>join in on positive talk with that one stock instead of just bashing it like an asshole ...but that's not how constructive criticism works; and those words coming from you? come on dude; you got your moments but you're gonna be the first one tearing people down for having picks that aren't yours when it goes up
>but that's not how constructive criticism works we have the constructive criticism here, find the stock then go there to talk about it... please don't be so new
Evan Morgan
Non american spotted
Ethan Howard
That's what my plan is... Still getting set up :'-(
So happy that I'm doing a practice round. This is exactly why.
How much capital would I need to properly start investing in stocks? How is buying and selling vs buying and holding? How much money would I need to invest in either of these before I start seeing more-than-negligible returns?
Sebastian Cooper
i started with 2k july 6th just selling strangles and up 9.5% already
Adrian Richardson
>Start slowly with 1.5k to learn >from 5k you can start trying seriously >avoid yuropean market stocks
Henry Gonzalez
Also, are there any websites/programs out there that are like a "fantasy stock market" that actually pulls data from the real world market and lets you fake invest fake money to the real stock market so I can have risk-free practice runs?
Hunter Kelly
investopedia not worth it tho use real money otherwise it's not the same it's not like you'd lose it all even if you do bad
Dylan Hill
Buying/selling or buying/holding?
I'm a burger anyway, but what's wrong with yuropoor markets?
Juan Ramirez
You never know (((who))) glows in the dark man
Hudson Mitchell
>what are black swan events
there's a new option expiration cycle third friday of every month so that should give you an idea
Charles Richardson
I was arguing that sucking a stocks dick does nobody any good you of all people should know that; come on cokehead
also while I'm on it; splitting /smg/ during the trading day might spread us pretty thin I like the idea that if there's a popular meme; you can cordon chatrooms off to keep conversation relevant I don't know if it'll have staying power, especially if there's a strict character limit
yeah you should just stick to delivering pizzas in potato fields for $10/hr your whole life. I really don't think you have what it takes to be something more desu
Leo Foster
>but what's wrong with yuropoor markets? crazy high commission fees
Anthony Edwards
main talk will be here.... if you don't want to join in then don't.
Zachary Sullivan
SEETHING
Joseph Garcia
thinkorswim you need a TDameritrade account, but it is a free platform use that to papertrade alongside 200 real dollars in a real broker account
learn how to use the platform and indicators that come with the platform, it might be overwhelming if you're new but it is free
i'm not the one delivering pizzas in the middle of potato fields for $10/hr with a -50% portfolio. why would i be projecting?
Easton Sanchez
hows your portfolio looking bud
Evan King
all of my portfolios are over 30% for the year. No i am not going to keep posting it in here for newfags like you
Asher Cruz
It's not even fair, I'm literally delivering pizzas right now. My quality posting will be degraded >he doesn't even have a girlfriend
Grayson Ramirez
10 calls on IQ to 33 by friday, I'm fucked aren't I
Owen Butler
>It's not even fair, I'm literally delivering pizzas right now. My quality posting will be degraded Not like your quality of posting is any good anyway. hey but for real.. i thought about delivering pizzas when i retired at 25 i got bored of life and needed something to do, i was going to deliver pizza but then started my handyman business. Just talking shit to you because you are easy pickings.
>he doesn't even have a girlfriend neither do you.. Also don't want a girlfriend.
TD ameritrade sent me a credit card offer yesterday, 1.5% cash back, no annual fee, 100$ bonus for 1000$ purchases in 90 days, and 10% bonus on points when redeemed into TD account. Not a shabby offer.
James Hill
Not all of us had daddy to work for us and give us gambling money, silly head!
I've milked a lot of lol-cows, but you are by far the best lactator
Daniel Gray
yea.. alot of people also didn't go on homeschool at 16 to work full time in the hot sun everyday in southern california to work and save up money for their future either. But hey i could've stayed in school and been a lazy bum then when i graduated i could've been delivering pizzas in the middle of potato fields too.. I guess working hard your teenage years has it's advantages huh?
