/cum/ + friends

wifi got turned off

my parents have given me childhood recipes
i'm just too lazy to make them

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mom demanding you go to bed?

I don't want to get kicked out of my parents house at 20 for starting drama lol

>greek lasagna for breakfast
hmmmm

spotify is not working

who's talking breakfast

would like a potato pizza gfycat
.com/lazylimpingdachshund

I am, punk

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It's not illegal to leave somebody a note, so they'd probably get told off for wasting police time if they called the cops
It is completely reasonable to call the police to make a noise complaint about loud dogs, however

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A beautiful cat steppin' in, reppin' in, checkin' in
To see a whole lot of A alike niggas like me
Just travelin' through what's up son how are you?
Ain't nothin' what you gettin' into
Just cheesin', freezin', skeezin', pleasin', reason rhymes
Trees and dimes, legion lines, cohesion limes
And squeezin' mine as we bump and grind

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>needing an infographic for that
jesus

test

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would like to make this

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just dropped a fat nasty deuce

>naturally de-thaw
what

would like someone to make me that

yumy ^-^

is that ikea cream sauce?

How will they know it was you? Gay fag. What kind of shitty parents would kick you out? Don't they love you?

>last episode of drugs inc. playing
good. the show got really lazy the last few seasons, just reusing footage, barely anything new shot, same subjects over and over. wonder what i should watch next.

Another month, another Patch Tuesday

went to the batting cage today, for the first time this year

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orange is the new black

Longmire

probably? never knew they sold one
european gravy is very cream-based, almost like "white" sauce but not alfredo

Poor Otis dead and gone
Left me here to sing his song
Pretty little girl with the red dress on
Poor Otis dead and gone

Yeah, back down, turn around slowly
Try it again, remembering when
It was easy, try it again
Much to easy, rememberin' when

All right, look at my shoes
Not quite the walkin' blues
Don't fight, too much to lose
Can't fight the runnin' blues Well, I've got the runnin' blues
Runnin' away, back to L.A.
Got to find the dock of the bay
Maybe find it back in L.A.

Runnin' scared
Runnin' blue
Goin' so fast
What'll I do

Well, I've got the runnin' blues
Runnin' away, back to L.A.
Got to find the dock of the bay
Maybe find it back in L.A.

All right, look at my shoes
Not quite the walkin' blues
Don't fight, too much to lose
Can't fight the runnin' blues

All right, look at my shoes
Not quite the walkin' blues
Don't fight, too much to lose
Can't fight the runnin' blues

thought you went a day or two ago

gay

momtier

i was goign to go but there was a big special and I think entire team at the cages so I didn't want to take up one of the cages at the expense of some kids

this is true

Svenn are you overweight?

Lads I have enough saved up to live in a 1 bedroom apartment for 6 months. Should I move out of my parents home and start my life there?

no keep saving and plan for a life worth living

Bmi 24.4 im so fat lol

no

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BMI is a phrenology tier meme

get a job, plan a future. don't be moving back in after 6mos of neetdom.

It's not as outdated as phrenology

My room smells stinky how to fix

air freshener. then open some windows, vacuum, do your laundry, etc.

just be yourself

>make mistake at work and feel like shit
>vow to never do it again
>do it twice in one day
fucking kill me

Air freshener just mixes with the smell. It's too cold to open windows. I don't have a vacuum. Doing laundry right meow

>I don't have a vacuum
might want to get on that. use your sniffer to find where the smellz is coming from.

need a credit card but dont know what any of the words mean

did you know that Bernie wanted to legalize heroin
absolutely based imo

learn english :)

why would that help

It should be decriminalized. Portugal has the right idea.

just use cash bro

This, cash is accepted everywhere and nearly untraceable

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Just came to this

bich it aint 1990 no more
besides i cant buy online with cash

Enjoy you're botnet

>just use cash bro

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>you're

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bernie said he doesn't think all drugs should be legal anymore
maybe he still does but knows that he will lose a lot of voters if he says he does

So horny

soon

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Don't tell my mom my achy break mom I don't think her pussy will understand

lads I want to go to a check up but nearest doctor is 10 mi away. how can i walk this far without getting trench foot?

get a bicycle, they're not that expensive.

Do you live in 1895?

Bus
Bike
Ride from a friend if you're normalscum
Uber or Lyft if you're gay

hitchhike

God, get some taste

Hand walking.

>olive oil for pancakes
jesus christ how disgusting

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And bike next to a highway at 55 mph?
Yes all my friends are boomers and cant drive

Just witnessed the birth of a WMBF relationship

Get Uber you whimsical slut

There is no uber or lyft here.

taxi?

Trench foot isn't likely to occur unless you're wading through wet mud all the time.

picked some flowers

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grilled cheese is ready

2 miles of the road is basically mud.

grilled cheese is finished

based
I had one earlier today. I made another one for dinner and put leftover turkey on it

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I made it from scratch a few times this year. It's pretty tasty.

Need to buy some new clothes but can't bring myself to do it because I'm poor. 20$ for a t-shirt? Shan't, simply shant

Walmart
Simple as

go to a second hand store. can get shirts for like a dollar

bitch niggas

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Go to dollar general on clearance

yeah you actually inspired me to make one

>two minutes
fatty

what kind of cheese did you use?

www.medievalchronicles com
found a neat website