Have you ever encountered an American tourist in your country?

Have you ever encountered an American tourist in your country?

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Yes

Yes. some whii foo, entered me hood. We hung that esse from a tree, puercos didn't pull him down for a month

Fortunately i didn't. The moment i see an American pig on my home soil i'll crack his skull open

I live in scotland and have to deal with muh heritage dickheads on a daily basis

battered a yank tourist outside a place where pub when I went down to London before (I'm a northerner)

curious, any interesting stories?

had an american teacher for a bit (English teacher actually), met a few at uni
all decent people

based

kek please share stories

"Who the fuck cares about the Elfein tower now? I can't believe there is a McDonald here!"

- Some tourist in Mcdo (2018)

'I love Scotland, Ireland and Wales, but hate England, Wait is Wales part of England - or is Scotland too? wait-?'

'Why didn't scotland vote for independance? Europeans are softened by too much socialism?'

'Do people really think there healthcare is free? Don't they know TAXES have to pay for it!'

'I am 1/12.445th scottish from the mcburger clan, do you know of them? They escaped to America for a better life and worker their asses off, they passed that ethic on to me and I now I have those values, I have never asked anyone for anything due to the work ethic (and inheritance) my parents installed in me'

'So glad Scotland voted to take their country back from the UE!!1'

'BrappPPPPPpp FAARRRRTTTTT'

'muh heritage burrrrrpp fatrrrrrt'

'Some Fine lasses around here, ya 'know I always said the English wanted to control scotland for the women, English women they aren't great are pretty ugly hurrr'

'Shame Scotland is still occupied by England, I hope they rise up and take their Freedom back'


Not even meming I used to work in a museum, Americans really do say stuff like this

*their

sorry i retarded at one point

bump cunts

No you didnt
Never happened

There were americans in places they normally wouldn't be found during the hurricane recovery. It was seriously weird seeing them in places outisde of San Juan

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i once knocked a american out, he woz like 'these brits wuldn't last a second in an america hood' i went uwotm8 knowkced im owt

why?

really?

why eesti?

Yes, he is a junkine in my downtown and that guy often get in fights lmao

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Well, seeing an Americans and other tourists in San Juan and other popular tourists location is quite common, but on the inland? Not at all, they're rarely seen. Having seen a bunch of Americans on the more internal parts of the island was like seeing a black guy in China.

Yeah, on the beach mostly

I found a group of disgusting American wh*toids females.
also found a group of 6 Scottish dudes riding the bus. good fellas, they had to speak slower though because that accent is a trainwreck

did you not fight them over islas maldivas son argentinas?

nah, i particularly don't care about the malklands