Be American

>be American
>Borrow book
>Book tells you the honor of collecting tips

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Gee, there surely should be a lot of proposals for princesses on North America, huh?

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>Borrow book
You lost all credibility right there.

uhh

The idea was good but you screwed the delivery.

>americans
>reading
Hmmmmm

why do americans do this

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>Bible Israelis taking pride in mass murdering their neighbors

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The old testament was a mistake

W-What did they do with the foreskins?

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I'm sure he meant steal.

You like hotdogs?

brine in sweet sour water, grind to powder and shaped into flakes

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foreskins of enemies were considered a war trophy

>were

>Some anthropologists also speculate how or if the tradition of male circumcision, the removal of the prepuce, is related to cutting off the entire penis which was offered as a sacrifice to the gods.
>This is said to have been practiced in ancient Egypt.
>The custom to use the male genitals as war trophies was also widespead as reported in Middle Eastern history, and has also been recorded by the ancient Egyptians.

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Why though, that seems really fucked up and very unhygienic especially for the times.

>male genitals as war trophies
"We have been triumphant, now, let's cut off all their dicks!"
>men start cutting off the dicks off of other men, most of them dead already

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why would you care about hygene the dude you cut it from is dead. it's more hygentic then cutting off heads or something like that.

>T.american pp mutilator

Prööööh :DDDD

i dont think americans do war trophies these days