Me and Germany

POST SPAIN AND PORTUGAL!

You guys need to stop fapping to cartoons and have sex with a real woman.

But how can I have sex with a woman if I'm very ugly?

$$$

Get an ugly gf

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Spain on the left

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cope

>Me (not a country, a person, a biped, most likely male, and most likely in poor physical shape and/or unattractive)
>and Germany (a country, an abstract entity comprised of thousands of humans and social and political structures)
>In picture there are two attractive girls(?), one performing cunilingus on the other
I don't get it

CUTE AND LEWD! I like it. :3 Thanks cutetaly.

SILENCE.

No problem

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where the fuck is my cute german gf again?

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Seethe harder.
You are welcome!

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Silence, my pet. Your most superior master commands you.

>not wanting a cute german gf (bf) instead

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Me and Finland

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Lol. You command jackshit. Go eat a bratwurst, hans.
Based and cutepilled.

>woman
Cringe and bluepilled

How do I do that?

Lol.

How?

Me and my grandmother:

8----->

Me and Liettua.

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What the FUCK have you just said to your most superior and illustrious master? Heed your pathetic behaviour at ONCE, or your DIVINE master will put you in your place.

Sauce?

Don't know, sorry

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You are a monkey's uncle. Why would I want to do anything with you? Rude. You ain't shit.

SILENCE, my precious pet. AT ONCE. Do not anger your God.

Nope. You are rudeposter. I will not have anything to do with you. Fuck off. Now if you excuse me, I have to kiss Liettua.

Cringe

You will heed AT ONCE the sagacious and deific words of your wise and superior master and silence your drooling canid mastication apparatus. Return to your kennel, dog, and reflect in silent perpetuity upon your grievous transgressions and sullied reputation in your godlike master's eyes.

Kys

Cope, my pet.

Nope, get fucked.

SILENCE, dog. Heed well the sagacious and deific words of your divine master or be cast aside to drown in the sea of repentance and recalcitrance forevermore. Open thy filthy canid ears, dog, and listen to your superior master's words. Slink back to your kennel at ONCE, and convalesce in silent perpetuity while you reflect upon your grievous and innumerable transgressions. OBEY, dog. Your master commands you.

>larping
>blogposting

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Dear god...

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Don't act like this isn't the norm in threads where finns are

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Based and 40kpilled (I'm still bi though.)
Kek

Why is that? Even /balt/ is 1000% homogay posting.

nords are based and know what's up, wish more meds were like that

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spain and portugal?
greece and turkey?
ireland and united kingtom?

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lol do you know what happens in the next picture?

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Funny meme