Slags edition
Sub edition: race mix
Slags edition
Sub edition: race mix
hello assmad pajeet from Jow Forums
>alcohol actually doesn’t make you gain weight it’s basically calorie free
>you’re so clueless if you think otherwise
stop watching porn
Jow Forums really messes up your inferential analysis of reality lol
more of a 'medal of honour' man, me
gutted when they cancelled that series
liked a bit of 'men of valor' back in the day too, had that on the ol' xbox
vividly recall the opening scene with 'incense and peppermints' playing
Alcohol calories themselves can't be converted into fat. But you'll store everything else that's in your belly
holy shit you're all sleeping on blockhead
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REALLY makes one ponder.
We are all blackheads
So you’re telling me if i fast all day and eat nothing but drink a bit of vodka I won’t have realistically consumed any calories
Need a source
saw a woman trying to steal baby milk formula out of boots and got caught and was like proper ashamed and trying to get of there as fast as she could.
should have stepped in and paid for it for her but it was too aggressive of a situation to just waltz in and be the hero.
Someone said i shouldnt have bailed her out because it encourages criminality. Idk if i can see the world like that.
>inferential analysis
Does it?
Was she fit?
If not, don't worry about it
Just Google it
>road cycling while listening to music
ah yes, great idea
Right so like I said alcohol will make you fat
Wonder what to have for breakfast.
My life is hellish
Could be worse
tarrah
When we try to make inferences we usually do it a very lazy bad way.
Eg if i told you to predict what university grades a person who could read fluently at the age of 4. You would probably think well the only bit of info i have leads me to think they're smart and exceptuionally so - so perhaps an A.
However, thats not the right way.
First consider the average grade at uni. Lets say C.
Then consider what direction reading age at 4 puts them relative to that average (above because implies intelligence)
Then think of all the weaknesses with reading age at 4 for predicting uni grades.
Then scale back your prediction towards the mean by that much (so maybe my best guess is B-)
Jow Forums encourages the first set of thinking and creates inaccurate base rates and correlative predictors in its users head so even if they want to do things properly their view of reality is skewed
big shitey bumholes full of poo
lol whats this?
you’ll potentially absorb calories from any other ingredients but nothing from the alcohol itself. In regards to vodka this would be extremely minimal. Being drunk actually raises your metabolism though which will offset most of the added calories from beer (beer is like 70% non absorbed alcohol calories, 30% absorbable extra)
Overall lots of misinformation has spread about alcohol in terms of how fattening it is, ‘beer belly’ is essentially a myth and those guys just have shit diets
Love marmalade too much lads
Not long now
what if i dont want to race mix?
what a creepy looking toothpick chink with balloons
>Cuxembourg
LMAO
Anyone remember this
You'll be sent to the interracial cucking grounds.
black gf
Prefer The Jam
I love steely dan.
>prefer the jam
Luxembourg isnt a proper coumtry hency why the feel yuropean
They speak like 19 languages in like a country the size of a small town
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Are you more of a Style Council man or something?
Why do the French love the English so much?
Herr Toilsmitt got me in for an hour long meeting from 5 to 6 because there was no other time available
No lifting this evening then
more of a hall and oates man but they're not bad :)
And 50 years from now zoomers will look back and say 'wtf no wonder the EU failed, they didn't even have a shared identity how could the retards not tell?'
booked in with gfberg for some shagtoil personally, need a rest day anyway I guess
diev et mon droit
>Wot the fok did you just say sunshine best not get a plane now or I'll skin ya
how do I get a job that pays well?
not bad at all ty
Work hard
holy
fucking
PENG
collect government secrets and sell them to the chinese
>tfw no lifting at all for at least 4 weeks because of a pulled back muscle
All that good work gone
Test
Get a computer science degree
So the nutrition label on alcoholic drinks regarding calories is inaccurate?
Gains don't go that quick freak
>Get a computer science degree
sub 100k jobs, the lot of 'em.
High paying jobs are in medicine, then engineering, then finance, THEN comp.sci.
Testicle
Me? Not lifted in 9 (nine) years
Rakish I am, in that I have the appearance of a rake
I start my day on /brit/ by being called a freak
*takes a big sip of your pint while you’re in the bog*
fuck me yanks are dumb. I’m not saying alcohol calories don’t exist I’m saying your body can’t absorb them
haha good idea lol
Big fan of fat middle aged women wearing tight bum shorts
Alse Young (ca. 1600 – 26 May 1647) of Windsor, Connecticut — sometimes Achsah Young or Alice Young — was the first recorded instance of execution for witchcraft in the thirteen American colonies.
Need a fat pale nerd gf to sit on my face
Engineering jobs pay shit here unless you have years of experience
Medicine is too long
Finance is boring and it's easy to go into finance with a compsci degree anyway
You are a nonce for redheaded children.
kek
More
feel exhausted and slightly unwell
go im listening
damn, controlling... probably a lazy sow to boot
>dude lets eat beige food and watch marvel universe flicks all day xDDDD
Not a barge pole long enough
Me too
:(
>British housing blah blah blah
Try living in Colorado, mate. I work full time and cannot afford a single room, I have to camp out in the wilderness with the bears and spiders. I have to look smiling people in the face with my tired eyes and hear them gleefully tell me how they are so excited to move here. Me and my family have been here for generations, I’m all that’s left, my entire family had to move because the rent is too high. I’ll be damned if those rootless bastards take my spot, I am a real Coloradan and possess true culture, and, well, there’s this girl you see, the one who gave me my storage unit...
Jessies
what on earth is going on with that lads eyes
they're darting all over
>game of normies is for nerds
can't bring myself to face 'berg and his petulant, illogical tantrums
still going into toil but I fear im only going to get worse
me? not a nonce, I actually believe all children are incels in the making
grim
it was when it came out (incidentally when it was good) now it's complete norm-core (and dogshit)
yeah gee why don't we talk more about the housing situation in colorado, /brit/
fucking yanks
god i hate every last one of you
fuck off
Imagine this but you pay three times as much for food and petrol and you need the central heating on for three quarters of the year and fuel is six times more expensive
Britain
CAN'T BLOODY WAIT FOR SUMMER
>it was when it came out
No it wasn't you absolute bizarro freakbag
cant seem to phone post without captcha any advice?
jog on mate we like to wallow in our own misery here
wake up. another banger
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always knew we were the biggest racists
Oi I see /brit/ish people here all the time, they are coming here and abandoning their families so I can suffer even more by losing mine. I have nowhere to go, i can’t afford to move to another state, but is that going to stop them? No, our homeless population is ever increasing and I just became a statistic, enduring this harsh mountain climate for years to come. I’m sleep deprived, heavily injured, and totally isolated... damn you /brits/, I’m seething
only lad I've met from Colorado was a massive soyboy
reckon this melt who is complaining about camping (as if it's really that bad) and being a "native Coloradan" is a massive soyboy as well
if you and your family was smart, you would somehow have seen immigration coming from years away and prepared for it. but you didn't, and now you pay the price. dumbarse
>im sleep deprived, heavily injured and totally isolated
>nauw dood! im staying here, im a NATEV CALLOWRADAN
kys unironically
uhh yes it was you out of touch mong... viewership has quintupled since 1st season, you think the initial viewers weren't 'nerdy' relative to s8 catcher-uppers?
You think Deano was there at the start?
fuck off
Why is the Grand Canyon not in Colorado if it's made by the the Colorado river?
Summer 2019 anthem
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