What would your parent say if you brought a Scandi girl home?

What would they say if they saw her and you together?

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they didnt actually say anything, but i know they are sad im going to leave this shithole

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They'd be surprised that I'd be dating someone taller....

Scandi girls have slept with hundreds of men.

'When babies?' -mom

Mejorando la raza :)

I want to fuck a norwegian tranny

"when did you turn straight"

>girl

Of course you want.

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They would be proud but I'm not into blondes.

Imagine the big surprise when they find out your "girl" can't get pregnant.

Who the fuck want an annoying baby in this day an age anyway. You'd probably even dodge child support so...

"I hope it's not a fin like your auntie"

Mine don't know, and they probably will never know.

I hate coming out to begin with but its really bad to people you know are bigoted (like my parents).

I figured I'd tell them by sending a wedding invitation sans address saying something to the effect of "I know you don't believe in scandinavian marriages but if you want to see your only son get married to his wife I'll send you the address. Otherwise just ignore this invitation and let scandinavian marriage continue to be a figment of your imagination." (I'll find a more eloquent way of saying it but you get the gist.)

*shrug* Probably dote over her.

Couldn't understand a single sentence in this post desu

>Ducth English

>ywn suck her benis
why live

Just move to Norway bro

I don't understand. Are you saying you believe scandinavians don't get married?

Probably be polite and cordial but in a moment of privacy tell me scandis are for fun and not for marrying.

When I was dating my Danish gf my dad unironically told me this. He said something along the lines of “ look son I get it, I had a lot of fun in Denmark, the girls are wild, but don’t marry one “

but im not brown

Just tan bro

Norwegian qts, hold on to your feminine benises, here i come

They'd be happy to learn that I'm not gay.

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probably this

I want to marry a beautiful Norwegian girl(female), then I will ejaculate inside her vagina and we will procreate

>They'd be happy to learn that I'm not gay.
also this

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I guess they are surprised, that I bring a girl home

Instantly disown me. My parents don't like race-mixing.

>don't like racemixing
>American