Culture Pals /cp/- "Someone make a new one" edition

You shouldn't expect anyone outside your family to care about you, though. Just be clever enough to notice if you're not welcome.

Are you the weakling ("No one puts in the effort dipshit..." blablabla) from the previous thread, btw? Would explain this and that.

White people be like can I say the word I got one black friend

n word

i dont have any friends

"Russian" speaks to me in flip language
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Sex tourist

i think it's a flip in russia trying to troll me
pic isn't clear

putang ina mo

not very frenly, fren
I suggest you learn something with more appeal to the youth
Kupal

sorry pinay user, I love you :(

putang ina mo

no flip has taught you Kupal?

are the philippines comparable to thailand in terms of sex tourism?

no I just know putang ina mo is a swear word.

it means your mom is a whore

How do you say nappy headed negro?

negro is also negro here
nothing interesting really

How do you say "flips are subhuman"?

Probably more
theguardian.com/society/2019/mar/02/children-sex-tourists-leave-behind-fathers-visited-philippines

There's no phrase for something that is so self-evident

If you see a white guy in Thailand he might be some faggot hippy who wants to go to Buddhist temples and not necessarily a sex tourist. If you see a white guy in flipland there's a 100% chance he's looking to fugg

>If you see a white guy in flipland there's a 100% chance he's looking to fugg
>100%
really? isnt there something there to see other than the girls?

The beaches are really nice but are usually in secluded areas.
There are some that are for the ultra rich (brad pitt and angelina when they were still a thing)
Some dudes go for surfing (for real)
But fugg can be found almost anywhere.
Malls are quite big but i won't advise it for anyone who hates crowds.

Who the fuck travels across the world to go to a shopping centre

Have you noticed, there are not any Dutchmen in this thread?

there are and have also been tons

There used to be a Dutch tranny

any good catch?

not a big fan of dutch women tbhwyf tremendous sluts

Oh fuck this girl wants to video chat

>But fugg can be found almost anywhere.
even just walking around?

What's the issue?

I haven't done it before

I think the key here is to "be yourself"

Well she said it's late where she lives and she's going to go to sleep soon so she'll do it in the morning. So at least I have all day to prepare for it

>she hasn’t read your text in a month

You two are retarded as fuck. He said in this thread, retards.
>tp
>tf

>you've been left on read for a month

calm down tranny, go take your meds

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The fuck do you say when a qt sends you pics? Do you compliment them? I hate complimenting girls cause it gives them a big ego

"Next one best be of your tits love"

'Phwar wouldn't mind a cuppa that"

tell her you want her milkies

evening
qt toil treat you lot well, is it?

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Having a drink so i don't go all autismo in an online interview. What is /cp/s official top tips to do well in an interview?

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JUST BE YOURSELF

try not to say uhhhh, just take a second to think before answering

i have this phone

Give a firm handshake and look them in the eyes, champ

t. boomer

I usually pat him in the back and blinl my eye 2 times to show I'm interested

forgot to add tie your shoes

lad from indonesia’s got a youtube channel where he does animations, he’s racked up 20,000 subscribers already and he’s asking me to do some narrations
thoughts? I might as well give it a go, right?

have sex

with you? right now! *takes clothes off*

dilate

Please keep your sexual needs and other inappropriate content to yourself if you start to write me any of the above I will automatically block you.

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>1 view
>it was a guy
doesn't even count

If you have blonde hair and blue eyes, yes.
Or if your eyes aren't brown and you're taller than the average male.

Well it's not really traveling specifically to go there.
It's just almost unavoidable when you're in the city.

how tall is the average male there?

according to charts, it's 5'3 - 5'4
But guys seem to be around 5'5 to 5'6 now.. but I could be wrong.

that really hurt my feelings ;_;

so 6' would be considered tall? tfw still a manlet in real people size

it was some german guy

ayy bb you have a nice butt

>6'
>manlet
That's only manlet if you're a fucking incel

Yeah. 5'9 is already impressive here
But there is an expectation that all foreigners(white) are tall

cope
7'6 is the cutoff for manlet status

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I have green eyes and brown thinning hair though, will I make it?

Green eyes will get points, fren
Good luck
Are you the hapa?

Could I fugg an attractive flip if I'm white, 5'9", blue eyes, brown hair?

>Are you the hapa?
thankfully no

Lmao fucking incels

same answer. Blue eyes gets points.

oh I thought you were the hapa because you were asking.

>tfw no 1st world gf yet

nope, just wondering if it would be kinda easy in phillipland

it is easy but you know it's a
quantity vs quality thing
also, people always assume you are here for sex tourism
if you do find a gril that you have feelings for or isn't a whore, you'd have to live with the fact almost all the people you know would think you were a sex tourist and your gril is a whore.
so, yeah harsh reality and all.

I once asked my Fillipino friend how he felt about the sex tourists that go there and fuck pinay women and he just told me that he doesn't care because its the ugly ones they fuck.

>he doesn't care because its the ugly ones they fuck.
very true but kind of like a cope
even pretty ones do the same.. for money or just thot/progressive

Seriously tho, why don't you guys do anything about the pedo tourists that come there? Don't you guys do anything about the guys that come there to fuck kids?

>Don't you guys do anything about the guys that come there to fuck kids?
something is done but it will never be enough.
many times the US has gotten involved because they are the ones that trace the cp from our country
so we "jail" these people that are guilty.
meanwhile 20 other people do the same thing.
those people that do try to fight it are killed. People behind this are cops and politicians so.. there's nowhere to go really.
If we could castrate or tie the tubes of 60% of the population that'll probably be great but that can't happen legally.

"They just fuck the ugly ones" is the cope a lot of people use when others fuck their women.

*busts a fat load*

>people always assume you are here for sex tourism
who cares what they think, just like thailand there's gotta be something actual tourists go to see in phillpland. it cant all be fugging all the time