/brit/

alri Anna love, me again haha
yeah yeah I'm alright just about walking straight again haha you know what I mean, don't you
so anything new in? give it a go already, have you?

If socialism was a beer
SOCIALISM
if socialism was a beer

yeah think we got it

toilberg said he was off to a meeting in manchester

imagine my surprise when he barged through the door at five to eleven and demanded a coffee

aka stephen laxley-yennon

top follow is mumsnet madness
always get a chuckle during ole commutetoil

>not a jeremy kyle related edition

wasted opportunity desu

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ever watch those animated football videos

Feel really hyper

not a good mindset to do revision in

>still 4 months until FIFA 20 is released

what are the odds the Anna stalker is matey who was in here on about the girl at Subway asking if he wanted a receipt (the saucy minx)

going to go McDonalds

what would you lads recommend?

yank status: BTFO

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is fifa any good these days? not played a fifa game since 2001

Fuck off you nonce paki crossdressing cunt!

Popped a spot on my nose and theres just a big hole leaking blood now haha

>other names

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im going to go insane if i dont put my dick in a girls mouth

Most toil co-workers taking time off on Thurs/Fri. Trying to gather the courage and figure out the words to ask to work from home on those two days since there won't be anyone in. Wish I wasn't such a 'tismo.

not

Wish I was up there in East Anglia with you guys experiencing the spring

they changed the great tastes of america burger today, the mississipi stack is on now

*metallic screeching pours from the walls*
*all the electrics blackout*
*glowing pentagram draws itself into the floor*
He's here.

You said FIFA was for pakis

>Luton
No wonder he hates pakis so much

a caramel Sunday ta

Joke: picking up sex toys from sex shops
Woke. picking up women from sex shops

Is it true that the paki got his name from a girl he spied on with a hidden camera?

They're all the same, just improved graphics and more modes. It's a football game, nothing to hate

Really want to do stuff but just end up laying in bed doing fuck all constantly

Is this depression?

hello

His cousin was snatched by a grooming gang

it's called blogging, fuck off

can confirm it's a balmy 21'C here in Ptown

Some things can be for pakis AND whites

Fuck China and fuck N*ggers

*speeds up god save the queen til it sounds like a jig*

>still buying fifa
yikes!
I stopped around FIFA 16
It's the same fucking game year in year out

still, it took buying it consistently from FIFA 10 for me to realise that

where have you been!?

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>they're all the same
it's funny how this racist nonce who spends half his time talking about video games is the sort of dilettante who doesn't even realises the changes between games

fiancée's work got her a balloon because it's her last day in before the wedding

going to london today lads

I told you to get FIFA, are you glad you did? Ultimate team is proper funny isn't it?

>Some things can be for pakis AND whites
I've only played FIFA 15, that's probably why I'm craving it

Forgot pic

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phwoar

blog on

decided to not wear out the gimmick except on occasion

Fuck off you nonce paki crossdressing cunt!

thailad i got an internship
i'm going to become an architect / civil engineer!

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wuts that mean?

feel like they're made solely for inbred paki manure customers with sub 80 iq

Didn't get it though I want it, just seems like it makes sense to wait for FIFA 20 on release day to get max value

love sprats me

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poor monica

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*blogs on*

*Puts me name back on*
Haha alri lads

>a paki bloke in a dress
you can't make it up

Have a happy Wednesday lads.

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Literally impossible, it's timeless.
gratz lad, fantastic news.

expecting this to be controversial but For me, it's 3 2 1

Struggling for a name for my playlist :s

piss off

ID on lamp??

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>muh islands

are there laptop chargers on planes lads?

"bent shit I put on while I finger my arse"

for me 2 >>> 3 > 1

*puts on greek accent*
for you, my best fish!

poo willy bum arse and more poo

2,1,3
3 looks friendly though

why are curb your enthusiam jokes always so obvious and badly acted and why do people think thats part of the charm

no, because if too many people charged at once the engines would lose power

Dope tunes for absolute loons

pleb

The Big Lez/Mike Nolan Show All Episodes Playlist

depends what airline, plane, year of cabin interior, and class tbqh

if it's long-haul and a modern plane you're likely to have USB charging in economy and premium, and plug socket in business + first

Bring a power bank.

sometimes, look up your plane & airline.

crazy

ahah i like it

Now im struggling what to pick between these :s

that girl cancelled the drinks at hers and never texted me back
bizarre, but easy come easy go

have literally only flew business class for the past 6 years so i have no idea how flying is for runts

>Love Island is back next month
yikes
Twitter is set to become unbearable.

>that mixed raced lad is peng xx
>why are black women so unapperciated? whiteness at work
>chantelle is well fit, she's got a mouth on her though!
>why does he like her, men are such pigs

hate em
absolutely hate em

For me, it's got to be Economy Premium

feel sorry for Jeremy Kyle because what's he gonna watch now he's unemployed? haha

Just filter the word out on twitter, that's what I do x

really fuckin hate gays lads
i've always hated them but now that i'm a christian i really fuckin hate them

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want to go business class but can't justify paying 4 times+ the price of economy.It's just getting from A to B init.