Edition: peng ting
got a smaller than average willy that needs rubbing by a girl
Not funny, this is a serious issue amongst my people
I’m massive I reckonize I could take any lad on /brit/ 2bqh
might have a znoose
Should probably change clothes I reckon
Ya mam says you couldn't finish your dinner let alone a lad on /brit/
any of you know any girls that might service my penis if i ask
imagine being some neolithic fisherman and running into a whale in your tiny leather boat.
Just consolidated all my islands into one easy to remember name.
The police xD
111 since I am in no immediate danger
Reckon a friend of mine has somehow become more immature with age, very tiresome
Try twitter.com/cuteosphere or dragondicks.tumblr.com la
based and responisblepilled
what the fuck doug
Irish people aren't white
Don’t think I would mention it to anyone tbqh
mate that's not 'slight'
Can’t imagine that happened too often lad, wouldn’t be going that far off shore in a leather boat
mum's being unnecessarily angry to customer service people on the phone
The local Italian restaurant, informing them that their Oregano delivery has reached the wrong address
reckon neither of those are females
Just go behind her and start grinding her with your erect cock and touching her muff
4 strength 4 stam leather boat
they drew pictures of whales so some must have seen them up close
so wacky .....
Sitting in the sun in the garden getting drunk when I start work in half an hour
Oh dear oh dear toilberg will not be pleased
That person is leftypol distilled
You're a functioning alcoholic
I've drawn pictures of your mum's phaj
Fucking our mothers is a proud Anglo tradition
Bela Lugosi...s Dead...
im looking for a girl to fondle my genitals
the more you know
Think I would be more scared of the mamoths tbf
What's the stupidest thing you've ever done then?
Got dared to huff some petrol and regret it immensely
business idea: calll really hairy cunts "mamuffs"
Off to Preston this weekend to visit some mates, the sun might actually make that shithole look nice for a change
Congratulations, you're an honorary Abo and have hereby relinquished your status as a white person
Alright de lad?
I’m aware of that
going to plow this welsh whore with my massive anglo cock
stupidest thing? when i first went on Jow Forums
became addicted to World of Warcraft
did a poo poo and didn't wipe properly
got dared to kiss the elephant's foot
She's some freak in her 40s who has a girlfriend with a penis. Known to sic her tranny gang on folk over stupid shit involving cartoon characters. Think it might have cumulated in a suicide attempt at one point.
baffled why they need to include their life story there
don't think anyone really cares, yeh?
Ran back to my ex after she cheated
Sucked a nigger
toilberg more like cringeberg
Being driven to work this week and have been tempted to out vodka in my water bottle
idea: /brit/ pools our money together and buys him as a slave
I used to do that in 6th form
*begins waving my wand*
Zippity ZUM Zippity ZEE
The post after ME
Will be DUBS, let's go SEE
wont your breath smell of booze
Just seen some pics of the gf when she was 16, feel like I got the raw end of this deal.
back to retirement
You only have to worry about that if you're a teacher
Broke up with my ex of 4 years because I felt like I was missing out on playing the field, now realise I’ll probably never get a girl like her again
close Number Wizard, very close
Wet and messy fetish, also known as sploshing, is a form of sexual fetishism whereby a person becomes aroused when copious amounts of a substance are applied to the naked skin, face, or to clothing
gf is 30 and sent me one last week of 'her when she was 17' to show me. spaff harder to it wanking than any sex i've ever had with her
Going to measure my willy lads. Taking bets.
You'll get there one day champ x
She definitely got the raw end of my deal
Clicked a link in an email
Fuck me you boring cunt I shouldn't have asked
Isolated myself as a teenager. Stunted my social development in a big way.
have never smoke mariwana
Mmm interesting. Been with my gf 3 years now and starting to feel like that
Do i need to wear any wellies?
Don't know what these ones stand for
Seriously doubt she's 6'10, maybe a typo and it's actually 6'1
very silly of you lad
Scarily similar situation.
>adult baby minding
she does disabled clients so you're good
Not missing out