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Caleb Thomas
Caleb Thomas

Edition: peng ting

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Joseph Turner
Joseph Turner

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Nolan Richardson
Nolan Richardson

got a smaller than average willy that needs rubbing by a girl

Hunter Lewis
Hunter Lewis

Not funny, this is a serious issue amongst my people

Landon Nguyen
Landon Nguyen

I’m massive I reckonize I could take any lad on /brit/ 2bqh

Cameron Ross
Cameron Ross

might have a znoose

Liam Lopez
Liam Lopez

Should probably change clothes I reckon

Joshua Bailey
Joshua Bailey

Ya mam says you couldn't finish your dinner let alone a lad on /brit/

Oliver Russell
Oliver Russell

any of you know any girls that might service my penis if i ask

Alexander Murphy
Alexander Murphy

imagine being some neolithic fisherman and running into a whale in your tiny leather boat.

Christian Rivera
Christian Rivera

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Landon Cruz
Landon Cruz

Just consolidated all my islands into one easy to remember name.

Robert Nguyen
Robert Nguyen

The police xD

Nathaniel Ramirez
Nathaniel Ramirez

111 since I am in no immediate danger

Joseph Robinson
Joseph Robinson

Reckon a friend of mine has somehow become more immature with age, very tiresome

Ian Wright
Ian Wright

Try twitter.com/cuteosphere or dragondicks.tumblr.com la

Tyler Martinez
Tyler Martinez

based and responisblepilled

Daniel Rogers
Daniel Rogers

KAPLAHHHHHH

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Tyler Sanchez
Tyler Sanchez

what the fuck doug

Zachary Cook
Zachary Cook

slight belly

PENG!

Joshua Fisher
Joshua Fisher

Irish people aren't white

Hudson Johnson
Hudson Johnson

Don’t think I would mention it to anyone tbqh

Parker Sanchez
Parker Sanchez

the lads!!!!!!

Justin Cruz
Justin Cruz

mate that's not 'slight'

Connor Wood
Connor Wood

Can’t imagine that happened too often lad, wouldn’t be going that far off shore in a leather boat

Luke Russell
Luke Russell

mum's being unnecessarily angry to customer service people on the phone

Landon Watson
Landon Watson

The local Italian restaurant, informing them that their Oregano delivery has reached the wrong address

Bentley Bailey
Bentley Bailey

reckon neither of those are females

Christopher Fisher
Christopher Fisher

Just go behind her and start grinding her with your erect cock and touching her muff

Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson

4 strength 4 stam leather boat

Justin Perry
Justin Perry

they drew pictures of whales so some must have seen them up close

Nicholas Torres
Nicholas Torres

so wacky .....

Evan Bailey
Evan Bailey

Sitting in the sun in the garden getting drunk when I start work in half an hour

Oh dear oh dear toilberg will not be pleased

William Gray
William Gray

That person is leftypol distilled

Isaiah Johnson
Isaiah Johnson

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Jackson Parker
Jackson Parker

You're a functioning alcoholic

Ian Campbell
Ian Campbell

UHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAH

Jace Brooks
Jace Brooks

I've drawn pictures of your mum's phaj

John Butler
John Butler

Fucking our mothers is a proud Anglo tradition

Gabriel Lopez
Gabriel Lopez

Bela Lugosi...s Dead...

Jeremiah Gomez
Jeremiah Gomez

im looking for a girl to fondle my genitals

Jack Lewis
Jack Lewis

the more you know

Jordan Jones
Jordan Jones

Think I would be more scared of the mamoths tbf

Hudson Ward
Hudson Ward

Hello lads

Ryder Sullivan
Ryder Sullivan

What's the stupidest thing you've ever done then?

Got dared to huff some petrol and regret it immensely

Hudson Clark
Hudson Clark

business idea: calll really hairy cunts "mamuffs"

Elijah Davis
Elijah Davis

Off to Preston this weekend to visit some mates, the sun might actually make that shithole look nice for a change

Carter Howard
Carter Howard

Congratulations, you're an honorary Abo and have hereby relinquished your status as a white person

Gavin Williams
Gavin Williams

your mum

Bentley Nelson
Bentley Nelson

Alright de lad?

Carson Wood
Carson Wood

I’m aware of that

Luke James
Luke James

going to plow this welsh whore with my massive anglo cock

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Camden King
Camden King

stupidest thing? when i first went on Jow Forums

Nathaniel Young
Nathaniel Young

became addicted to World of Warcraft

Ian Richardson
Ian Richardson

did a poo poo and didn't wipe properly

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Jonathan Carter
Jonathan Carter

got dared to kiss the elephant's foot

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Chase Brown
Chase Brown

She's some freak in her 40s who has a girlfriend with a penis. Known to sic her tranny gang on folk over stupid shit involving cartoon characters. Think it might have cumulated in a suicide attempt at one point.

Cameron Baker
Cameron Baker

baffled why they need to include their life story there
don't think anyone really cares, yeh?

Aaron Wood
Aaron Wood

sploshing

Brandon Mitchell
Brandon Mitchell

Ran back to my ex after she cheated

Gavin Taylor
Gavin Taylor

Sucked a nigger

Carson Anderson
Carson Anderson

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Logan Russell
Logan Russell

toilberg more like cringeberg

Julian Hill
Julian Hill

Being driven to work this week and have been tempted to out vodka in my water bottle

Kevin Cooper
Kevin Cooper

idea: /brit/ pools our money together and buys him as a slave

Mason James
Mason James

I used to do that in 6th form

Carson Clark
Carson Clark

*cracks knuckles*
*begins waving my wand*
Zippity ZUM Zippity ZEE
The post after ME
Will be DUBS, let's go SEE

Cooper Scott
Cooper Scott

wont your breath smell of booze

Jacob Bennett
Jacob Bennett

Just seen some pics of the gf when she was 16, feel like I got the raw end of this deal.

Ryan Ramirez
Ryan Ramirez

back to retirement

Elijah Hall
Elijah Hall

delete this

Jace James
Jace James

You only have to worry about that if you're a teacher

Jaxon Morris
Jaxon Morris

Broke up with my ex of 4 years because I felt like I was missing out on playing the field, now realise I’ll probably never get a girl like her again

Oliver Nelson
Oliver Nelson

close Number Wizard, very close

Julian Walker
Julian Walker

Wet and messy fetish, also known as sploshing, is a form of sexual fetishism whereby a person becomes aroused when copious amounts of a substance are applied to the naked skin, face, or to clothing

Jose Myers
Jose Myers

gf is 30 and sent me one last week of 'her when she was 17' to show me. spaff harder to it wanking than any sex i've ever had with her

Thomas Thompson
Thomas Thompson

Going to measure my willy lads. Taking bets.

Jacob Johnson
Jacob Johnson

You'll get there one day champ x

Henry Cook
Henry Cook

She definitely got the raw end of my deal

Carter Wright
Carter Wright

Clicked a link in an email

John Green
John Green

Fuck me you boring cunt I shouldn't have asked

Oliver Miller
Oliver Miller

going sploshing

Kayden Morris
Kayden Morris

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Ryder Turner
Ryder Turner

Isolated myself as a teenager. Stunted my social development in a big way.

Daniel Turner
Daniel Turner

thoughts?

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Cameron Perez
Cameron Perez

have never smoke mariwana

Carter Gonzalez
Carter Gonzalez

Mmm interesting. Been with my gf 3 years now and starting to feel like that

Chase Gray
Chase Gray

Do i need to wear any wellies?

Levi Clark
Levi Clark

CIF
HDJ
OWO
PSE
Don't know what these ones stand for

Aaron King
Aaron King

Ghostbusters.

Justin Morgan
Justin Morgan

Seriously doubt she's 6'10, maybe a typo and it's actually 6'1

Connor Jenkins
Connor Jenkins

very silly of you lad

Kevin Jenkins
Kevin Jenkins

Scarily similar situation.

Wyatt Robinson
Wyatt Robinson

adult baby minding
grimmmmm

Lucas Taylor
Lucas Taylor

she does disabled clients so you're good

Dominic Allen
Dominic Allen

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Luis Baker
Luis Baker

OwO

Xavier Miller
Xavier Miller

pooey theroux

Daniel Collins
Daniel Collins

ahah

Jace Baker
Jace Baker

Not missing out

Logan Sullivan
Logan Sullivan

*happily dances about after doing a big poo and getting /brit/ to admire that bad boy*

Nathaniel Long
Nathaniel Long

Ah yes I did that too. Luckily I went to uni at 19 and sorted myself out before the damage was truly irreparable

Elijah Peterson
Elijah Peterson

The fuck is 'sploshing' lads?

Thomas Moore
Thomas Moore

mayhaps you can ask jeeves, sir?

Isaac Torres
Isaac Torres

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wet_and_messy_fetishism

Jaxson Russell
Jaxson Russell

doing a poo in a big way

James Roberts
James Roberts

Is Qwant broken?

Oliver Peterson
Oliver Peterson

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Grayson Gutierrez
Grayson Gutierrez

oh nonononononono

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Gabriel Bailey
Gabriel Bailey

they blocked images on Tesco mobile

Ryder Rogers
Ryder Rogers

Up to you lad, personally I got bored of playing the field after only six months and got a new gf, just isn’t the same though

Wyatt Cooper
Wyatt Cooper

new Chinese Girl
from Japan
hmm
something doesn't add up

Levi Howard
Levi Howard

so fucking grim, dump her or something

Brandon Johnson
Brandon Johnson

ah yes
one "ow", please

Jayden Carter
Jayden Carter

what if your third eye is actually your willy hole

Hudson Allen
Hudson Allen

is losing your virginity to a prostitute sad

Chase Scott
Chase Scott

aye

Christopher Gonzalez
Christopher Gonzalez

They fucked up by putting 'biggest loser' compilations on youtube forever. Nobody minds a bit of badger baiting if its all forgotten in a week.

Jordan Parker
Jordan Parker

lads
did you know our name comes from the celts who used to call themselves "Pretani" which translated means "The painted ones" because the celts used to paint themselves.

Mix that with the Roman's name for us "Brittania" and thus Britannia + Pretani merged to make Britain.

Absolutely amazing.
We're not Anglos.
We never were.

We're an island of Celts with some Norman invaders.

Leo Russell
Leo Russell

not only is it tremendously sad, it also doesn't count
you need to orgasm bareback inside a consenting woman to not be virgin

Jacob Jones
Jacob Jones

Paying for sex is incredibly sad

John Baker
John Baker

i lost mine to a shemale escort, no regrets

Logan Price
Logan Price

It's not sad, it's impossible. You can only lose your virginity when it's freely given, not bought.

Wyatt Kelly
Wyatt Kelly

lad
did you know you're a boring prick and no-one gives a shit

Liam Butler
Liam Butler

the summer cut is NOT going well
don’t think I’m going to be in shape enough to walk around the festivals topless, only got 2 months until my first one

Aiden Garcia
Aiden Garcia

prostitutes do consent
what the fuck do you think prostitution is?

Jordan Nguyen
Jordan Nguyen

Holy shit lad you actually predicted it

Cameron Parker
Cameron Parker

just go to gay bars like matey

Jayden Jenkins
Jayden Jenkins

immature
juvenile
beneath the standards I expect from /brit/ posters

Jason Ross
Jason Ross

the Brexit Party are doing a rally in Merthyr Tydfil tonight
they already did one in Newport two weeks ago

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Parker Reyes
Parker Reyes

Tempted to try this, they all seem to be in London though

Tyler Cox
Tyler Cox

Watched the Louis Theroux where he interviews the kid who raped his own mother today, was quite grim but Louis was very sensitive in the way he went about it

Jackson Phillips
Jackson Phillips

Fried some eggs and kaiserfleisch, had it on bread with some Kiri cream cheese. Will probably have half a box of digestives (the milk chocolate ones) afterwards.

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Eli Lewis
Eli Lewis

what if youre a gay and only bottom?

Henry Cook
Henry Cook

taking your top off when not engaging in water sports or sex

that's a no no

Connor Nelson
Connor Nelson

wtf is he doing a documentary on now?

Kevin Price
Kevin Price

consent is a massive turn off tbqh

Owen Ramirez
Owen Ramirez

poo

Henry Parker
Henry Parker

Pretani
cite source?

Elijah Jenkins
Elijah Jenkins

Yeah after being paid

Luke Foster
Luke Foster

MR THORAX

Robert Hall
Robert Hall

poo

Samuel Lopez
Samuel Lopez

You can't rape your own mother, lad. She's literally your property.

Lucas Hernandez
Lucas Hernandez

We're not Anglos
Please do me a favour and duckduckgo 'migration period'

Nolan Murphy
Nolan Murphy

Abergavenny is a funny name (to me)

"Mate reckon you could spare some change?"
"Sorry mate abergavenny."

David Gonzalez
David Gonzalez

taking your top off during sex
literally why

Samuel Lewis
Samuel Lewis

kaiserfleisch
yeah alright Hitler

Josiah Gray
Josiah Gray

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Samuel Phillips
Samuel Phillips

like netflix, dogs and sucking cock

Benjamin Long
Benjamin Long

Shut the fuck up Melvin you're an embarrassment

Jayden Nelson
Jayden Nelson

mums with postpartum depression

Wyatt Martin
Wyatt Martin

What about at gigs, awful sweaty in them moshpits

Austin Brooks
Austin Brooks

I like the attention feels good when people comment on how ripped you are, usually only guys say anything though

Dylan Nelson
Dylan Nelson

Update:
My willy is 5 and a half inches.
If measured from the pelvis, it is 6 inches.
Thoughts?

Hudson Ward
Hudson Ward

any Corona extra man in

Kayden Collins
Kayden Collins

lol half Paki
stan

Jaxon James
Jaxon James

dno, don't always if it's a quickie, but a bit goofy not being naked really... less primal

Kevin Jones
Kevin Jones

posting absolute bangers and getting wasted soon

youtube.com/watch?v=TjaHT2osrGg&list=OLAK5uy_nShBmz7f-7iHi13VBB1-OPyoKZemuaQaY&index=3

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Thomas Adams
Thomas Adams

wtf I'm not Melvin mate and if you were a true blue aussie /brit/poster you'd love melv, not at all pleased with your attitude mate can't fathom it, honestly mate seriously now

Nicholas Gray
Nicholas Gray

Schizophrenic paedophile freak with autism bullied out of /brit/ last year

Adrian Lopez
Adrian Lopez

any CHAD man in

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Jace Gray
Jace Gray

this is the one de lad

Jayden Phillips
Jayden Phillips

the yank nonce, aka emmayank, is back

Jose Hernandez
Jose Hernandez

Ended up at uni too but none of the mates I made ended up lasting past uni. Developed by social skills a lot though and even went on my first dates. Experienced a lot of shit in uni that should have been experienced half a decade earlier.

Ayden Scott
Ayden Scott

Business idea: /Brit/ makes my music blow up via meme magik

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Zachary Williams
Zachary Williams

True Poo, is it me and you
Is it Mum and Dad, is it a cockapoo
Is it standin' by your mate when he's takin a shit
Or just Vegemi-ite
True Poo, I'm a-asking you

Benjamin Rivera
Benjamin Rivera

Business idea: kill Zoey and Doug

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Nathaniel Reyes
Nathaniel Reyes

What's his name?

Austin Kelly
Austin Kelly

Christ, the lad should have been put down after that

Isaac Johnson
Isaac Johnson

so much has been censored out that this pic is worthless

Adam Turner
Adam Turner

chad
didn't respond for 11 minutes

she is talking to at least 3 other lads right now

Connor Lee
Connor Lee

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Oliver Clark
Oliver Clark

Anyone seen the Louie documentary where he goes to the hospital for people on the verge of death, and the hospital is telling this family that their son who's severely brain damaged and in a coma to pull the plug and they say the whole time he'll be fine, and then he makes a complete recovery leaving the hospital redfaced?

Was pretty sad seeing the people in that ep with cancer and the like

Brandon Robinson
Brandon Robinson

bullied out of /brit/ last year
yeah you guys are too tough for me XP

Connor Ross
Connor Ross

dont care

Carson Collins
Carson Collins

Louis and the nazis best ep desu

Bentley Hall
Bentley Hall

Louie

Sebastian Price
Sebastian Price

just went feral

Landon Green
Landon Green

4 year old macbook pros are still around 1200 quid

sadfksdnfkjasndkjads

Evan Stewart
Evan Stewart

Yeah the kid is incredibly regretful about it, he's in a mental hospital now.

The mum forgives him and visits him weekly but said she'll never let him be in a room alone with her again, was really sad.

Henry Diaz
Henry Diaz

We refused to use your shit thread and you and emmayank both started crying and left
Tismokiwi and I mog you

Christopher Davis
Christopher Davis

Dear oh dear, how did you get here?

Liam Gray
Liam Gray

I hate it when girls reply instantly, I have better things to be doing than being glued to my phone

Gabriel Martinez
Gabriel Martinez

Anyone seen the Louie documentary where he goes to an Australian mental institute and has a giggle with the nurses about the size of their patients' willies?
it's a relatively new one

Easton Sullivan
Easton Sullivan

there will be a real ferrari

Noah Williams
Noah Williams

"Are you Jewish Louis, Cuz I wanna know if i let you in my damn house and you're a damn jew

"I'd Rather not say if thats alright"

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William Sullivan
William Sullivan

To be fair, he only fingered her.

Benjamin Rivera
Benjamin Rivera

z0ey is unironically the best /Brit/ personality.

Jose Bailey
Jose Bailey

Is feminism harmful?

Bentley Kelly
Bentley Kelly

That's on my list, I'll give it a watch soon cheers

Joseph Garcia
Joseph Garcia

got offered an INCREDIBLY good and wellpaying internship when I was 19

then i filled out the drugs form honestly and they withdrew their offer

Daniel Phillips
Daniel Phillips

women in general are dangerous, giving them even more power is suicidal

Jaxon Sanchez
Jaxon Sanchez

like winning the special olympics

Joshua Bailey
Joshua Bailey

why do you reply instantly then

Daniel Murphy
Daniel Murphy

Actually, lad, you'll find that that particular title belongs to myself.

Noah Martin
Noah Martin

Just because they reply instantly doesnt mean you have to. But if they dont, they're talking to other lads.

Ian Perez
Ian Perez

cant tell the difference between me and emmayank.

im going to make this really easy user pic related

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William Diaz
William Diaz

Hmm will have to watch it don't think it's come out here yet la

Parker Clark
Parker Clark

Scary desu

Made me realise how HENCH r Louis is

Jayden Anderson
Jayden Anderson

josie on a mission

Caleb Long
Caleb Long

hey this cafe im in has blocked Jow Forums but not 4channel

nice one chinkmoot, i see why youve done this now

Chase Stewart
Chase Stewart

god damnit scotland is not supposed to be this warm.
it's all england's fault 2bh. if you didn't have so many cities and people you wouldn't make so much pollution. why couldn't you have had a clearances or a famine or something.
seriously how do you attempt genocide on irish and scots but let pakis where they like

Parker Roberts
Parker Roberts

new YouTube video has 65 views after only an hour of being published
Gone viral

Asher Morales
Asher Morales

Giving women voting rights was genuinely the worst mistake any civilisation could ever make. Look what they've turned western nations into.

Nicholas Nelson
Nicholas Nelson

Would rather the N word than a compliment

Dunno wot to do with em

Xavier Perry
Xavier Perry

Because I’m at toil and /brit/ is the best way to pass the time

Ethan Scott
Ethan Scott

dire

Bentley Cook
Bentley Cook

link it lad

Xavier Nelson
Xavier Nelson

1.5mg of clonazepam straight up the shitter

Logan Ross
Logan Ross

10,000+ plus plays on my soundcloud

B-list celeb me

Joseph Carter
Joseph Carter

True

What did you end up thinking of that one (the doco)?

Joseph Allen
Joseph Allen

bought mine 4 years ago and it was just over a 1000 brand new

Parker White
Parker White

DUDE

Jaxson Parker
Jaxson Parker

Lewie The Roo

Anthony Taylor
Anthony Taylor

more like N-list

Zachary Rogers
Zachary Rogers

It was good but it only made me believe in vigilante justice more.

Gabriel Kelly
Gabriel Kelly

I had a youtube video or two up once
best was at 20k views before I deleted my channel
not bad eh

Carter Nelson
Carter Nelson

Cackling

Gabriel Sanchez
Gabriel Sanchez

might go outside

Jeremiah Allen
Jeremiah Allen

No, it's from a niche game and you lads will just trash its position in the algorithm with downvotes, mock me and eventually dox me leading to me murder-suicide spree.

Dominic Jackson
Dominic Jackson

wel jel

Adam Bennett
Adam Bennett

why would you like a mac la

Thomas Reyes
Thomas Reyes

I got 62k on a youtube poop I made in Windows Movie Maker lmao

Andrew Perez
Andrew Perez

True men. False women. This is the darkness of the Age.

Hudson Gomez
Hudson Gomez

How many subs? Rocketing away I am

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Camden Carter
Camden Carter

hope you have a good time la

Adam Myers
Adam Myers

Yep, that's going in my Avatar Or Signature Use compilation

James Wright
James Wright

have sex nerd

Dylan Long
Dylan Long

What kind of video? Most views I've had is 2-3k but im making stuff for a community of like 10k people max.

Jonathan Johnson
Jonathan Johnson

post yours and ill post my only semi-successful video in return

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Isaiah Gomez
Isaiah Gomez

nice la

Sebastian Cook
Sebastian Cook

yeh it was yt poop-esque for a game (Oblivion) so ticks both those boxes
just rehashed npc dialogue

Austin Garcia
Austin Garcia

intelligent Leave voters?

Samuel King
Samuel King

youtube.com/watch?v=mt8xnOWxJ-8

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John Taylor
John Taylor

/brit/ YT channel when?

I’ll do the music

Carter Miller
Carter Miller

Merthyr Tydfil
shithole
Newport
proper shithole

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Austin Kelly
Austin Kelly

be honest lads
did you vote leave or remain

Jackson Campbell
Jackson Campbell

meaningless question, everything is harmful

Alexander Stewart
Alexander Stewart

Leave

John Gonzalez
John Gonzalez

voted leave for the bants but post facto became a strong supporter for leave anyway hah. that was lucky

Logan Martinez
Logan Martinez

the kids here weren't old enough at the time, probably still aren't

Andrew Sanchez
Andrew Sanchez

After you

Jack Morales
Jack Morales

Asked if his presence in the country could be seen as foreign interference, Mr Verhofstadt replied: “This is Europe. Europe. It’s all Europe.”

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Adrian Richardson
Adrian Richardson

Remain

Michael Moore
Michael Moore

they are obvs targeting the welsh
they havnt done one around bristol weston bath area

Charles Ortiz
Charles Ortiz

alri mans1ay3r

Adrian Turner
Adrian Turner

kind of want a smoke but know better :/

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Evan Bennett
Evan Bennett

Leave, been fun watching Westminster squirm

Adrian Reed
Adrian Reed

Recommended reading?

Daniel Cook
Daniel Cook

remain

Joshua Hernandez
Joshua Hernandez

yeah I would do yeah
like signs and menus and that

Nathaniel Green
Nathaniel Green

Didn't vote at all, raining too much (not that I would have anyway)

Jackson Barnes
Jackson Barnes

I'm quite literally watching a cuckold porno for the opening plot

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Dominic Sanchez
Dominic Sanchez

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Nathan Long
Nathan Long

desuarchive.org/int/search/subject//brit//

Carter Fisher
Carter Fisher

listening to an anti-feminist try redpill Destiny
Loving every laugh

Elijah Rodriguez
Elijah Rodriguez

Here’s the statistic that first convinced me to sign up as an ambassador for the charity. Are you able to calculate the impact of a 5 per cent wage increase for a worker earning £9 per hour? With or without a calculator, this is the sort of question that 17m adults — nearly 50 per cent of the working-age population of England — struggle to answer correctly. Put simply, one in two adults have the numeracy skills we would expect from 11-year-old primary schoolchildren.

Chase Hall
Chase Hall

have sex

Michael Gomez
Michael Gomez

£9.45 an hour

Hudson Ross
Hudson Ross

Leave

Jacob Perez
Jacob Perez

*scratches off shit flakes from my arsehole*
*sprinkles it on my spaghetti bolognese*
savour the flavour lads

Ian Collins
Ian Collins

oh yeh big time

Levi Reed
Levi Reed

I got Bs in both my maths GCSEs, haven’t done any maths since

Elijah Cox
Elijah Cox

Got banned from /v/ for making a thread discussion haemorrhoids - the scourge of gamers everywhere. Really disappointed but will serve my ban with my chin up, I stand behind every post I make.

Jace Richardson
Jace Richardson

Gomic boogs

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Eli Hughes
Eli Hughes

Jokes on you I'm not going to eat it now

Robert Gomez
Robert Gomez

failed my maths gcse and got this easily, quite unconvinced most British are this retarded

Isaiah Diaz
Isaiah Diaz

The answer is £9.45. You might have solved it by working out that 10 per cent of £9 was 90 pence, halving this to get the answer. Or you could have divided 9 by 100, then multiplied this by 105 to get the same result.It doesn’t matter how you got there, or whether you used a calculator.

The important thing is that you had the self-belief to work it out. Although both men and women suffer a lack of confidence with numbers, the issue seems to affect women more. Why?

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Daniel Hill
Daniel Hill

Recently refrained from breaking up because of being worried about this type of regret. Feelsgoodman.

Brandon Anderson
Brandon Anderson

what, you wanted him to keep the flakes on it?

Caleb Anderson
Caleb Anderson

"hurr why do i need to pas smaths when calculators exist?"

Connor Powell
Connor Powell

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Henry Jones
Henry Jones

did they execute the guest on air?

Aiden Evans
Aiden Evans

really makes you think

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Jose Gomez
Jose Gomez

doing mental maths is hardly a sign of intelligence

Cooper Collins
Cooper Collins

Are you fucking thick?

Luke Bennett
Luke Bennett

Good on you mate, champion

Gavin Clark
Gavin Clark

Ninja has vowed to turned off his facecam whilst eating, during ramadan

Based

Cooper Brooks
Cooper Brooks

bit uppity over a harmless little aniligus joke

Charles Flores
Charles Flores

two slowjaks in conversation.jpg

Jose Gomez
Jose Gomez

Based history in the top 5

Nolan Ward
Nolan Ward

What an absolute ledge x

Ryder Stewart
Ryder Stewart

ramadan
is this some Jewish holiday?

Christian Reed
Christian Reed

Men are smart
Women are wise

Gavin Thompson
Gavin Thompson

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Luke Diaz
Luke Diaz

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Christian Sanders
Christian Sanders

screaming

Aiden White
Aiden White

T. 40yr old FB dad

Isaac Walker
Isaac Walker

Kek this is me (who you're replying to) haha anyway so I wasn't racist at first right but then I went on Jow Forums and it made me a bit racist right but just as a joke you know jokey racist so I did a bit of the /pol/ and the fuck jews and that and it made me a bit weird frankly a bit unhinged and poisonous so I though eventually enough is enough of that lets find somewhere else so I goes on the boards and I see Jow Forums yeah looks fun yeah polandball and that yeah and being a British subject I find myself gravitating towards /brit/ this must be May 2014 right just as the EU elections are happening or June or whenever that was I suppose it would be May since it's also May now which means it's nearly my 5th anniversary of posting here wahey so I'm here right and I find out about this Europe business and Farage seems like a funny man and I don't like Europe anymore no don't like it so I become leave for jokes but then I become leave on a seriousness and start telling my mates Europe needs to piss off and then I tell them at toil and I get this empty headed girl on the right side or so I think but the day after she says she voted remain cos her brown FWB whom I should of accounted for convinced her contrary to my reasoning so anyway I voted Leave and I'd do it again but in the 2015 general election I ended up voting Labour and Lib Dem cos the lad what's been Tory MP since the 90s is a massive remoanoid not that it mattered a jot and in the 2017 election I tried to save UKIP but my vote mattered not so this time around I shall be voting for the Brexit Party as my allegiance is to the Queen and to Nigel Farage and nothing or nobody else and no thing nor body can change that except I suppose if one of them converted to Islam

Chase Russell
Chase Russell

Just turn off the stream rasheed

Brayden Wilson
Brayden Wilson

WALLOPING

Lucas Ross
Lucas Ross

charity? It's statistics like this that blackpilled me

Luis Torres
Luis Torres

Based.

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Ryder Rodriguez
Ryder Rodriguez

Can't tell if there's a bit of my skull loose beneath my scalp or if I've a brain tumour

Sebastian Baker
Sebastian Baker

not reading that

Elijah Sullivan
Elijah Sullivan

good impression of my gimmick but that post was far too long and boring

Bentley Peterson
Bentley Peterson

twitter.com/SteveDawson0972/status/1040224249582116867

Julian Reyes
Julian Reyes

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Jack Walker
Jack Walker

got banned for posting this once

Wyatt Perez
Wyatt Perez

why do girls love psychology
uhh i mean i just like want to understand myself better??

Zachary Robinson
Zachary Robinson

Real reason I cut my dreads is because I love Pork

Couldn’t stand the thought of my Rasta ancestors scolding me everytime I had a bacon sarnie

Justin Allen
Justin Allen

Sick of charity moaners battering my ears with shrill demands that I hand over my precious credit card details pronto, or else children in Yemen will die.

Thomas Brooks
Thomas Brooks

Shut your pretty little mouth boy

Jace Howard
Jace Howard

Wasn't talking to either of you. Keep your noses out of my private conversations.

Luis Howard
Luis Howard

Remember that Huey Long said lads, every man is a king.

Eli Cook
Eli Cook

They think it gives them an edge when they get into an argument

Grayson Walker
Grayson Walker

what did they do with the cutouts

Dominic Allen
Dominic Allen

Wont someone PLEASE think of the Yemenite Children

Julian Young
Julian Young

WE WUZ KANGZ

N-

Isaiah White
Isaiah White

Love crackin' me neck, shoulders, wrists, etc

Justin Powell
Justin Powell

current state of my hair

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Christian Morris
Christian Morris

youtube.com/watch?v=_bpS-cOBK6Q

Yeah that was me. No not that kid, the kid behind him. Those two chuckling idiots to my left and right? Tommy and Danny. Tommy was the kid at school who would be able to talk to any girl and get her number just like that. And Danny? Danny was the kid who’d burgle them when they weren’t looking. Guess it made sense then that we got expelled after it was found out that while Tommy was chatting up Mrs Jones Danny stole the marks to the Algebra quiz. And me? What did I do? well ... I planned it

Ian Powell
Ian Powell

Love crackin' me neck, me back, me pussy and me crack

Isaiah Harris
Isaiah Harris

Every man.

Mason Bennett
Mason Bennett

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Nolan Foster
Nolan Foster

desuarchive.org/int/thread/105600642/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/105600642/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/105600642/

Cameron Perry
Cameron Perry

If it was a charity for funding Hamas rockets to be launched at *srael and splattering the jews into a smouldering oily mess then I might consider it.

Jason Perry
Jason Perry

*takes a big handful from each plate*

Mason Cox
Mason Cox

the jaded and deeply troubled woman that did this comfort-ate them

Owen Adams
Owen Adams

sirry irriots

Kevin Smith
Kevin Smith

Jog on and blog on, mate.

Thomas Taylor
Thomas Taylor

Not losing your virginity if it's anal, virgin.

Thomas Moore
Thomas Moore

A male probably eat it, so typical.

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