Just go up and talk to her

>just go up and talk to her
>its that easy they told me
>just have confidence and don't be nervous
>just maintain eye contact and don't hesitate
>speak direct and don't give up

Fuck you idiots for spewing me lies. Fuck you for telling me to do all of the above saying that it would work and I could find a woman. Fuck you for saying just get fit dude and lift and they will come crawling. Fuck all of you liars for spreading miss information.

I've been going to the same Starbucks for the past 2 months now trying to work up the courage to talk to my most favourite barista. It just was going fine I would just say how are you doing most days and compliment her amazing coffee making skills.

This morning decide today was the day to make my move. Tell her how she's the most beautiful woman I've ever laid my eyes on. Tell her she is graceful in every way she moves. Tell her that anyone who is having the worst days could just spend 30 seconds talking with her and feel born again with hope and youth. Tell her I could make her life much easier and she would never have to work at Starbucks anymore. Ask her to go out on a date with me that I know a real great Italian place. Give her my number.

She walks into the back and dissapears for 20 seconds. Comes back with manager who is threatening to call the police if I don't leave. Get told to never come back because I'm harassing the workers. I called out her name to apologize and asked her to give me a second chance. She ignored me.

I walked away in shame feeling betrayed and stomped on. Why the fuck did biz lie to me? I bought ethereum at $12 and Ive already made it but without love I feel so empty.

Why did you guys lie to me biz? I literally did everything right here and had confidence and it didn't work. I would trade away all my gains for the love and warmth of a significant other. Money doesn't buy you happiness.

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Why did you act like a stalker creep?

Wtf lol
You don't worship her
You have to create attraction first and then push her away and make her chase you, retard. You think Chad and Jamal give her compliments like that? Fucking kek. Loser.

>Money doesn't buy you happiness.

Send me all the crypto and KYS you biotrash faggot.

If you wanna go beta level, at least try something like this. The next time you see her, compliment her but not in a creepy way. Just something simple like oh your watch/hair/bracelet looks nice. And then, this is important, FUCKING IGNORE HER for the rest of the day. Brush her off, ignore her, whatever. Then the next time you see her, ask for her number.

Nobody lied to you. Talking to her doesn't entail being creepy and spewing corny bullshit. That't not even social skills, just common sense. Maybe just have a normal conversation next time.

I know how you feel dude. There's this girl at school I always saw hanging out by this coffee stand between my classes the last two semesters and this spring I finally got the courage to go up and introduce myself (I had just made 10btc off peepcoin at the time). Told her she looked like a cool person and that I liked her style and asked if she wanted to hang out. I'd been lifting weights since November in conjunction with my crypto trading and thought I was looking pretty good. She smiled for a second, I knew she was halfway considering it and then said "Thanks but I'm busy" and got up and left. Never fucking seen her again since. I still jerk off to her every single night. I know it's probably unhealthy but I can't fucking stand the brainless muh redpill muh mgtow retards that flood the chans. Men were meant to have one woman be their partner for life and their soulmate in eternity. I've thought about using some friends of mine who work at the college to get a list of people who had breaks between classes at that hour of the day and try to hunt her down on social media but I hate myself for even thinking that. Hurts bro.

lmao, if you missed it the first time, you don't try again or else it's going to be portrayed (or should I say, gives her more evidence to say it in court) that you were stalking her.
And if it is your first time, you don't go all out like that to a stranger. Wtf is this? A movie?
Also, never do it in a business setting or under private property.

>being this retarded and socially awkward

I was a bigger Chad when I was 12 dude. Dafq man if I was that girl I would have done the same.

>flooding her with compliments
This just builds up the pressure, keep it short and light and make a joke about it afterwards

so op was creepin at the coffee shop for months then eventually acted like a total sperg.
>telling her a thousand times out of nowhere how beautiful you think she is suddenly
wow nigga u failed

It's a fucking skill you have to practice it to be good. Just wait for sex robots and focus elsewhere for a few years.

You try too hard. Just be yourself ;)

Don't mention the "you'll never have to work again" shit either. I'd fuck you for that but I'd never love you...40 year old straight dude.

It's a waste of time trying to court girls who don't even pay attention to you. Observe at their body language. If they act very professional or polite, then they don't find you attractive. If they appear relaxed or act casual in front of you, then you have a chance.

You should try to initiate conversation to test her attitude towards you. If she isn't talkative with you, take the hint. Doing something like what you did will of course creep anyone out.

No it's because like all shitty salesmen you're telling her what you want rather than listening and asking about what she wants. Not to mention that you attraction to her is totally superficial abd vapid cunt and blurting that out from nowhere makes you just look like a fucking weirdo.

How about asking her about her hobbies, find out she likes zines, "hey are you gonna go to the underground press market this weekend'. Boom. You got an excuse date.

Active Listening - most important selling skill you will ever have.
Idiot.

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OP, I'll unironically coach you into getting this girl to love you back for some payments in crypto. Hitch style

lmao funny read op

hahahahahahahahaha she just not into you bro, it's not a magic spell that works if you do all the steps, if there's no chemistry there's no chemistry
look for signs of interest first dumbass

btw if money doesn't buy happiness, you can always give yours to me :)

>people are replying to this thread

Shut up, icass.

Ask her if she's heard of Chainlink.

Can someone acknowledge my digits, please and thanks

You have to be extremely good looking for that to work. I think the real reason behind her rejecting you was your incorrect spelling of misinformation.

checked.