>on the bus, heading home from wagecukcery
>Chad gets on
>sits beside girl
>immediately strikes up conversation
>Soon he moves on to flirting
>She is giggling
>In no time he is getting her phone number
>He coyly smiles, knowing that he's going to get that pussy
>I think of how i will never be that Alpha, and a single treat rolls down my face
>I can't bear this pain any longer
>I get up to leave, but trip over my untied shoe
>Everyone is pointing and laughing at me
>Get very nervous, feel a fart approaching
>Oh no, not again
>As i let rip, the smell fills the air
>people are shocked and disgusted
>The fart still going, shit now starts seeping out
>My pants and legs are covered in crap
>The shit stream starts getting violent and starts spinning me around uncontrollably
>The bus is now completely flooded in watery shit
>All the commotion and shit causes the bus driver to swerve and crash head on into a truck
>The truck splits open, and reveals the contents it was carrying: Spaghetti
>The spaghetti spills out onto the road
>Cars slip and slide on the slippery spaghetti
>63 people are killed in the pile up
On the bus, heading home from wagecukcery
>Chad and Stacy survive
>they later go to have stress sex
>after chad cums he unmounts her
"hey remember that loser on the bus?"
>they both giggle
Include me on the Reddit screenshot.
Are you okay user?
FUCK, not you, i meant OP...
fuck, I'm just gonna get up and leave.
*trips on shoelace*
nooooooooooooooooooo
This is an accurate representation of losers. Don't be a loser. Be a Chad.
I've had a few chad moments, i guess i should share them.
>Meet girl at party
>Shes friend of a friend of a friend
>She rides in my mustang gt to the party with me from her apartment
>two days later she says she got my number from her friend who knew my friend
>asks if her orange key is in my car
>Say no its not but want to come over to hangout?
>comes over to hangout
>Smash
heres another one
>At school library computer
>Sit next to QT Latina
>Guy across us is blasting michael jackson
>I make fun of him to her
>She giggles
>chat
>decide to both leave library same time
>She makes a joke about rape when i ask if she wants a ride to her car
>Give her ride to her car
>get number and makeout with her before she gets out
>Invite her to my spot the next day
>I pick her up and shes with two orbiters
>Gets in and i ask if thats her security squad
>Get back to my place
>Smash
Bonus Round
>Visit new apartmnet complex with friends
>Entire block is partying
>Walk into a random apartment
>Girls sitting on the back edge of couch turns around and looks at me
>I go over and chat her up
>Shes extremely drunk
>I say "lets go outside and talk its too loud here"
>Go outside
>She says she wants to go back to her place
>I say I'll carry you over
>Carry her front style and make out as we cross a crosswalk
>get to apartment
>She throws up
>Smash
Fuck off douchebag this is an incel forum
... that last one was rape
That sounds like rape
I assure you, it was 100% consensual. I was going to leave and she grabbed me by my belt and pulled me in then stuck her hand down my pants. If anything, she raped me!
Nope you def raped that one, but dw secret's safe with us
Is being good looking all it takes?
Dont be deluded those girls were ugly as fuck I guarantee you
I had a few chad moments myself back in my day. Best one:
>at party next door with a bunch of nerds
>I am chilling trying to drink alot to feel good about being there
>I am the chaddest male in this party
>sitting down when hot thot starts talking to me
>3 minutes into talking, I'm walking her back to my place next door
>smash
>girl I was fucking on the side comes over next day, nut in her ass
Not the way it works, but congrats on the sex
Oh, here's another one:
>at party with a bunch of degenerates I am acquainted with
>18 year old couple shows up
>talk to girl for a bit, shes a solid 8
>go upstairs, friend is passed out
>try to get him up, he's not getting up
>wave girl over, ask for her help waking him up
>she comes upstairs with me and climbs on top of him, starts kissing his neck
>didn't see that coming but now I'm groping her ass
>she takes off downstairs
>fastforward, she's sitting on my lap in front of this kid she came with, I was shitfaced but said something like, "You're a lucky guy" to him
>didn't smash
from what I understand my buddy ended up giving both of them a ride to a train or something and, "He looked like he wanted to scream."
>charisma
My TURN!
>be me at big house party
> people r fugging in most of the beds
>End of night I go scouring the house for moar booze
> go into one bedroom it’s a hot half jap chick in the bed alone
> walk to go check out the bathroom
> casually remarked she’s the only loser alone tonight, she gets offended
> come back from bathroom with a fifth of fireball
> jap chick is staring at me, smiles and slides the sheets back
> we now are married with a two year old as a byproduct of me looking for booze
Kekd
we're all searching for something in this life. sometimes the answer is in a fifth of liquor.
that's true love user
>Just has sex with drunk af women
>thinks he’s a chad
Cool
U mad fagboi?
No I’m happy for you you sensitive lovesick simp
This is an outrageous attaq
first post I liked from you
buy rope already you sad cunt
Heh, nice one, fellow chad. Here’s one of my chad moments
>Go to a bar with some friends
>Meet a girl at the bar
>She’s sitting alone
>Chat to her for a bit
>Wait till she leaves to go to the toilet
>Put rohypnol in her drink
>Grab her when she passes out
>take her back to my place in my sick corvette
>Smash