Based Florida man

Based Florida man

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Can you face repercussions for doing something so stupid?

Any Spaniards here wanna buy Florida back?

>Ahmed Ahmed
I like 'em big, I like 'em chunky

>Florida man calls police on comic Ahmed Ahmed after Middle East joke makes him 'uncomfortable'
What do you say to the police in that situation?
>911 what's your emergency?
>i'm triggered!

There are "people" on this board who agree with this mentality.

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>Ahmed Ahmed

comedians should all be put in cages

Why are white people so touchy?

He complained an arab comic was making comical impressions of arabs?

Imagine making a living making other people laugh. Good lord, socialism can't come soon enough to put an end to all these useless professions

Underrated post

>"Clap if you're from the Middle East," Ahmed said, according to a clip posted on the club's Facebook page.

>After a smattering of cheers, Ahmed slyly responded: "All right. We got a handful of us in in here, nice. But, hey, it only takes one of us ... to tell a joke."

>At least one member of the audience didn't get the punchline.

>The man called the Collier County Sheriff's Department and told a deputy that Ahmed was organizing people of Middle Eastern descent to possibly commit terrorism.

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Why are alt-rightists so easy to trigger?

from what i have seen them online, they are extreme snowflakes.

Small pp

>right wingers
>florida
Only right wing people down here are the Cubans.

They seem to have a lot of trouble acquiring copulation.

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>wearing sunglasses as his profile picture
>US flag in his name
Everyteim

Ever since the election the right has slowly transformed from a collection of smug IRL trolls to screeching snowflakes. What happened?

>it's a Florida Man episode

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>snowflakes
You don’t know what that means do you boomer?

Wew.

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Heck you're right it might be some sort of uniform

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inferiority complex and they're incredibly self conscious
what about retired boomers and swamp lurkers

Neocons at best.

I don't usually like the jokes which take this format, as they are all over Youtube at the moment, but this is classic. What is the deal with them taking the photo in their car? Kek.

>Mexico is an existential threat to America as a nation

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>Ice age

It actually is, I wouldn't be suprised if SoCal voted to join Mexico in my lifetime.

>what about retired boomers and swamp lurkers
>far right
They're not even political they just want to be left the fuck alone

If that were the case then America is an existential threat to America, not Mexico.

>Implying that's a bad thing
I would gladly give them Socal desu. We should give them Baltimore and Detroit next

They want higher property values and other boomer shit and always vote. They are extremely political. They just don't care about ethnonationalism because they never needed it.

i never called them far right you literal fucking mouth breather

... The reason why Socal would vote to become a part if Mexico is because of the amount of Mexicans in the US who don't care about being American. So no, Mexico would be the existential threat to the US. If SoCal left then a lot of other regions would probably leave too

Assumed you would be the
>Why are alt-rightists so easy to trigger
Poster. Oh well...

I mean they vote, but they don't really vote for anything else than to be left alone. I guess that's political in a way but they're not exactly interested in any political dialogue beyond NIMBY shit

I knew Americans were terrible at handling the banter but this is something else

i am. I responded to two different post at the same time. I never meant to link the two conversations
sorry for confusion

>Flag
Now that's ironic

>organizing people of Middle Eastern descent to possibly commit terrorism.

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Not sure if paid propagandist without offense or a bot.
He cute tho, rough and chavs afe for sexual.

Just leave it to the cubans and get the hell out.

lmao

?? I didn't get the joke either, please explain

Well, you clapped anyway

Explain leaf >:|

wtf is wrong with americans

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>The man called the Collier County Sheriff's Department and told a deputy that Ahmed was organizing people of Middle Eastern descent to possibly commit terrorism.
What the fuck burgers

>We have a country worth defending

The show was a blast, though.

>Mexico
>Is
>An
>Existential
>Threath
>To
>America
This is "Taiwan Is destabilizing China"-tier paranoia, holy fuck. Are you Eritrean and never quite broke free of the"Ethiopia's gonna rape us anytime now" propaganda mindset or what?

It's really just trump fanboys though. They assume that because their guy is in the WH that they own the country and its discourse.

:^)

Los Angles is propped up by rich white people. San Diego is made tolerable because its a big military town.

>wanting an economy so shit that comedians cant exist
unbased and no-funpilled