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pls respect ramadan edition

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wtf is ramadan ?

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Have any of you guys eaten during ramadan time? Be honest

the holiest of all months of the lunar sun and mayan calendars for it is the month our greatest prophet received the quran from god who gave it to him in his infinite wisdom in arabic

sounds dumb, dont post this shit on /mena/

the holy month where we have to hang out with Dan, it has its perks

the question is
how long does it take a bee to cross the Mediterranean
that's the question you should be asking right now

Of course every day

I need sex
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>Tfw I haven't fasted a single day
>Tfw I haven't prayed tarawih in the entire month
>Tfw I haven't prayed for two years
>Tfw I haven't read the Quran for 6 years

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Update: I hve a job I will no longer need money from mena posters. Also I won't give anyone a steam game on their birthday because rat of mosul didn't buy me this other dlc I wanted and the money I needed back then when I had bills to pay. It feels good to have a stable income.

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>I hve a job I will no longer need money from mena posters
a) never knew that was an option
b) grow some dignity. borrow from your mom

grats on the job btw. best of luck

It worked a few times. I borrow from mom already but never give it back LOL.

Thanks.

abouki bkaset whisky bee3 l 3eela
ekhtik w emmik w yalle kelku sheela

YALLA KEEEBOOO

Borrowing money was an option?
GIVE ME MONEY FRIENDS, I DON'T MAKE ENOUGH!
Same here, have not cared for the month of starvation in 3 years
I agree

>GIVE ME MONEY FRIENDS, I DON'T MAKE ENOUGH!
ok i got some for ya. paypal ok? monero?
those are my only options sadly

I am joking ya noor 3yne, you just made me smile

>lamma l souri 3am bya3tek masari w enta mowaten orobi

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حبيبي انا اللي لازم يعطيك مصاري

>Allah immediately rewards me for fasting

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im doing well, got 3 jobs. thanks tho

i fuck man ass because i like it so much

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3 jobs? how are you enjoying your life?
يايكس

i drink. im half drunk right now
you?

Not borrowing i hate lying. I like to think of it as a gift for my existence they appreciate. Or a donation. Borrowing doesn't feel good because they will keep asking to give them money back or something overal I had very bad experiences with it.

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I don't drink as often as I should, I usually go out drinking once a month.
What job did you get?

Pic is from several years ago I think

i'm pretty sure my liver is jello at this point. arak fucks you up user, avoid at all costs. 10/10 would recommend tho
im sober once a month.

thinking about getting a tattoo. maybe something from hhgttg. maybe hello ground whale or mostly harmless. thoughts? how hard am i going to regret this?

That's pretty impressive mate.

Habibi you have me worried for you now! You sound like you might be depressed, how can i help you? Also I deep like tattoos are ugly no matter what they are.

im fine user dont be a little bitch. so don't recommend tattoos? unless they're meaningless tribal shit i find tattoos always look cool.

Everything I have, I have due to God

>dont be a little bitch
rude!
The one thing I have thought of though was to get an Arabic animal calligraphy tattoo with a small arabic proverb. Very close to pic related.

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Iftar in 3 2 1 hope all of you hang 5ra 5ra 5ra tfou

based nafri i'd suck your zib for free

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وطن تشيده الجماجم و الدم
تتحطم الدنيا ولا يتحطم

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tattoo a donkey

what i actually want is a sandman tattoo.maybe corinthian, lady death or delirium. or lying cat from saga. but i don't think i'd find an artist to do a good job in damascus.

was juba stoned soon after for ruining a good quran?

Maybe Turkey might have some good artists .
Kek
B A S E D

i dont get the point of borrowing money from your own mom like my friendz always doing it except me cuz wtf its like borrowing money from your own boss

Why some words in transliterated arabic have numbers in them?

Meanwhile been a while since i've felt so shitty. God's punishment?

اكل خرا يا كافر يا عبد الغرب يا كلب الصهاينة وين بشار ينيكك

ما بعرف اذا عم تنكت او مندمج بباب الحارة كتير

what do weed and the quran (pbuh) have in common?

I like how they precised Syrians in France and not French Syrians. Even trash knows it doesn't belong in my country.

ما اتفرج هذا المسلسل الخايس

C-can i come to live in your country?
>ت. مسلم بلا سخرية

goodnight nice people and iraqi.

see ya homie

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تصبح على خير يا نور عيني

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That can't be real! No syrian can be this stupid, he might be trolling.

تصبح على عير

Only faggots and eunuchs eat during ramadan

I grew up on arak (raki) so, eh, I've only had liver pains from it twice

Sooo thirsty...

Hello again. Happy Ramadan to you all.

حبة؟...

قاعدي

I was bullied out of /Ummah/

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it's okie fren. it was a cringe plebbit tier thread anyway. how is you fren

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americans shouldn’t be allowed to post

Yeah I don't mind, they seem to be boring and bit radical over there anyway.

I'm doing good, I just got home from the store, how bout you??

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ah cool.
me sitting drinkingعرق سوس and متة. waiting a mosalsal. lmao weather is p hot even though it's night

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>be upset
>muslim friend makes self deprecating jokes about yelling allahu akbar and blowing herself up to make me feel better
how did it all come to this?

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>russian guy with estonian flag on /balt/
>estonian Jow Forumsfag challenges him to a physical fight
>russian guy agrees to meet in tallinn, one post later says he doesn't live there and was just trolling
>estonian guy drives FROM A FUCKING TOWN 40 MINUTES FROM THE CITY to a random fucking street in tallinn that he magically decided the russian guy lives at
>he's still waiting there now
/balt/ is truly a magical place bros.

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Cool! Weather is alright here, but it hasn't been over 20 yet this year, I'm getting kinda impatient. Any plans for the week-end? I know it's Syria and there's a war and there's probably not a lot to do but I'm still asking

Is she cute??

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ahahahaha how creative and funny, allahu akbar lmaaaaaaaaao my sides i'm dying *dies in an expolosion*
booom allahu akbarr XXXXDDDDDDD
islaaaam ahahahahahahahaha

How does internet dating work anyways
I need warmth love and money but mostly money

kek

i usually do a long night walks at weekends. kinda comfy and peaceful. wbu?

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kek it reminds me about that one time in the swedish general
>tranny said he would fight some dudes from the thread
>sandalanon (assyrian) and dampus (name for any user that hates the trannies in the thread)
>they meet up at the place they decided to square up at, and stay for a long while
>tranny never shows up
it was really fucking autistic

Nice, just try to be safe at night fren. As for me, well, I'm working during weekends and everytime I'm away from home. But during my days off I usually go fishing or hiking

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she's cute yeah, but it was kind of cringe, the kind of jokes I would laugh at when I was 14
I know right, but I appreciate the effort to cheer me up.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Where are the algerians faggots ? What is happening in your country these days ?

Nothing interesting has happened yet, a clan wars is happening, pro-military propaganda, not a single Algerian has talked about his rights, instead they are focused on the throne, not a single good candidate, no program, noting.

Me.

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>tfw if Algeria's economy sinks ours might be saved

mmm carry on

Lmao

we mou7akamet 5ou boutafli9a wel jme3a lo5riina ?

also, why do incels get obsessed with fighting other incels?
is it cuz they’re frustrated with being beat up in high school?

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thats correct, M'lady

بزازك يا لبوة؟

Please tumblrina-san, go to /balt/ and tell them that. It's still a current topic, the guy is still waiting and turns out he even brought friends. I swear I will give you many (You)s in /mena/ for that.

they accused them of a conspiracy to overthrow the current government which isn't plausible and gave no details about it. it seems like it's just a réglement de compte wela cinema to bait Algerians into thinking justice exist in our establishment. either way, they are gonna keep up this scene until they find a somewhat acceptable candidate who is still one of (((them))).