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Explanation. Koala copypasta

Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal.

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Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree.

BTFO
humanity wins again
#undefeated

>80 000
>functionally extinct
strayans genociding the dropbears and pretending they're just dropping dead on their own

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>one of the smallest brains in proportion to body
>on top of that a smoothbrain
they’re too stupid to exist

>NOOOO WE CAN'T LET THIS EVOLUTIONARY DEAD END SPECIES WITH NO BENEFIT TO HUMANITY OR THEIR ECOSYSTEM GO EXTINCT!!! WE NEED TO DIVERT ALL OUR RESOURCES TO A BUNCH OD DUMB FUCKING ANIMALS BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD!!!
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LOVE KOALAS? LOOK HOW CUTE AND FLUFFY THE LOOK XD

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>can't win against emu army
>better get rid of defenseless koala peasants
Why are Australians like this?

Fuck koalas and fuck pandas

they're basically just as unfit at life as pandas

Hahaha yeah boy. Fuck koalas. Good for nothing little shits.

technologyreview.com/s/613534/researchers-swap-genome-of-gut-germ-e-coli-for-an-artificial-one/
Just put a couple of them in the fridge, better and more clever dropbears can be made in the future. It's falls to humans again to correct the Blind Demiurge (Nature)'s mistakes.

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>they have no natural predators
Shouldn't this be good for them?

>le fluffy mammal

good ridance

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>80k koalas isn't enough to support another generation
>meanwhile, they transplant a grand total of 4 whitetailed deer to Finland and they successfully breed until they number around 100k
Something is not adding up here.

utu.fi/en/units/sci/units/biology/research/projects/verg/Pages/Blog08042016.aspx

these people have no natural predators, does this looks good to you?

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>This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat)

They do actually eat some other things besides eucalyptus leaves, though not as often.

something needs to be done

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>80k
>Functionally extinct
Wolves are repopulating Europe after being like only 300 strong in Italy for several decades
Jesus what drama queens

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Fuck off and die, cunt.

Have sex

Koalas don't breed like wolves. Just how fucking stupid are you?

Koalas are the autists of the animal world

youtube.com/watch?v=O0cAx1jLbJk

Then maybe they shouldn't exist

koalas are spawns of the devil.
youtube.com/watch?v=x8oLu7znwQ0

Who cares?

Reminder that koalas feed their cubs not with milk but with their shit.

DEATH TO AUSTRALIA

rabbits do that too

quintessentially australian tradition