/asean/

Makan apa gais sahur?

Memek

Nasi (rice)

Nasi doang?
Ga pake apa-apa?

Yakin bisa tahan puasa seharian kalo cuma makan memek aja pas sahur?

Ya, pakai nasi saja
(Yes, just rice)
(I'm being sarcastic)

Indon

Lauk apa gan?

Malay so cute!

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esia

mulai males sahur

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Babi asap sama bir bintang
(Smoked pig and Bintang beer)
(No, it was tuna tofu and soupy soup)

Stop using computer/phone at least one hour before go to bed. If you have to, use those blue light filter software/app. I heard drinking hot choco will help you sleep better.

No Caturday?
Caturday!!

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Cuman sahur pake nasi sama tahu goreng T_T

sama tapi cuman telor dadar

Tagalogs

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give the source bro

bìsayanś ìlLucanùs

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Bump

Anyone plays Plato? Just asking

Why do you hate Bisayans so much?

Just relax and imagine you are in the some peaceful lake and you are lying in a canoe in that calm lake with clear blue skies above you; or you in a velvet hammock, gently swaying in a pitch-black room

God it feels good to wake up not having li-

election cheating memes still on going.

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REAL
THREAD
MUSIC

youtube.com/watch?v=8n5RNPzpcVg

pengen ngewe ama jablay korea

Procure fornication

mingdep mungkin
220/crot 2x ok lah

pengen ngentot gan

woke up at 9am today, dreamt i was facefucking a slampiggy, felt pretty fucking real tbf

nak kahwin

mimpi basah?

megumin!

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ngak

weird dream though, first sequence i was in a car with my mum driving
we saw a dead body with its dismembered leg and the second sequence i was in my house, staring at this slampiggy with big fat tits sleeping on my couch
then i procedeed to force my dick in her mouth and facefuck her while my mum watched

T... That was weird...

capek tapi comfy

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weeb kontol

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hehehe

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>diamonds.jpg

K-kk.. Kontol??

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kocokin kontol wibu!

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Help guys. I just bought a fleshlight and I've no idea where to keep it out of reach from my siblings. Any advice?

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>sample

Why do vaginas look ugly? Even the imitation is ugly af.

degenerates like you belong on my cock

Because its where (you) came out.

any advice? That thing is pretty huge

>thing
my cock is not an object
it is a part of me and should therefore deserve the same respect as a person

good day, xir!

Should've visited /ona/, bought from their recommendation and it fits me perfectly. For hiding, just buy some lock-boxes or something

Your shopee sells onahole? Damn I'm jealous.

Where did you buy it? I could only find tenga and some chink onahole in mainstream indon e-commerce sites.

>another nip follower
not a milf though, looks mid-20's
how did they find me, why do they follow me

Handcarry service

Horny gan, post CUte+fuNNY buat batalin puasa gw dong anons.

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Cute and funny Tatsumaki!

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Which site?

link pls

It's at the end of the video

where's the C poster

> C poster
What the fuck is C poster?

sabtu mesti sepi...

Pada pergi ngentot gan

Wtf jokowibros... /ourguy/ rocky gerung hates him..

pengen ngentot sama wibu...

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Pits!

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He's Demokrat

So what? Doesn't mean /ourguy/ should hate /ourpresident/

Stop talking about politic when you're still dumb kid, talk with me again when you hit 19

I'm 30 y'o boomer.

Hmm...

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Heb seks

Ur Indog?

He's a liar

My bibik is Indon

Who did your bibik vote for?

I don't know, she (Kartini) currently stay with my grandparents in Kelantan. Been with my family since I was in SD. I asked her many years ago which party did she support and she said PDI-P. So I guess she voted Jokowi. My first bibik was Juwiyah and she supported Nahdatul. Ulama (this was close to 20 years ago). The second one, Purgianti supported Golkar.

I can't hold it anymore lads. I will nut after iftar

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>after

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>NU
>political party
are you sure that's 20 years ago?

Indon Shopee don't sell fleshlight? Poor guys

I bought it from him since the seller can meet me in person. I can check the stuff , buy it and hide it without letting my family knew (hate postal service). Other seller are too scared because they thought I was a cop who'll arrest them for selling illegals once I meet them.

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>kartini
>juwiyah
>purgianti
>javaniggers
>maids

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Astagfirulah ya akhi
Tadarus aja bareng aq

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Aku juga udah gak kuat.
Tadi pagi cuman sahur nasi sama tahu goreng

It's well known that Jawak have been being maid for others in outer Java not only in Malaysia
Atleast every richfag has one

I don't know the details, I was in SD at the time. When I asked what she support (after she showed me the large unfolded voting paper), she said she likes Gus Dur and NU.

Nut at the same time as adzan.