/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

The wall edition

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sorry bud you didn't post brady, not gonna be the one

looks photoshopped

its not

man, living is fucking horrible
blessed image btw

wolfenstein nice

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Hondurans are our little brothers don't make fun of them you big bullies

Not as nice as you, sexy

that game is awesome, I love how crazy it gets at some levels

only played the original

therefore, you shall see with my eyes, and hear with my ears

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>janny

tf? p racist to delete the interracial love edition

i'm also high

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>manchester was the janny all along

It belonged on Jow Forums imo.. :)

if I were janny there would be a lot less proxies in /cum/

wtf didn't know jannies were racists

average mexican

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test

Made a small song

what do you think?

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bout to make an egg sammy

its alright, its like an interlude

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probably moving to houston in a few months

tell me, how hard will it be to get laid as a fairly attractive, tall mid 20s brit with a good job and more importantly, what are the girls there like
bear in mind i'm a northerner so the girls here are stereotypical slags

hard working brown man
am i suppose to feel offended?

Are you Arubian?

kys who ever reported the thread

huge sluts you shouldnt have any problem

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>ywn have a date with sven at cfa
Why live? Had to repost because last thread ded

youtube.com/watch?v=c4z6RZXv5p8
feel sleepy

based
but are they attractive sluts

and for that matter where do you find girls in the US - is it really as simple as just go to a bar and talk to people?
here it's pretty much only through friends since only the biggest slags go clubbing and bar culture isn't really a thing

still wish i were dead ASAP

i too wish you were dead

i need thine energy, /cum/, the energy to stop being a coward

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from my experience there are some good looking girls down there, but it's also the south and they have bretty good food so you get a lot of landwhales too.

bars and clubs are a good options for hookups

...

just do it

it's not, trust me, I was the one who took the picture

glad to hear picking up girls in bars isn't a meme, clubs bring out my inner sperg but i can cope with bars

thanks

isn't houston full of niggers

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yes

just be yourself

25% black
25% non hispanic white

desu i'll look like a very handsome and cultured spic once i've been there for a few months

thank you swarthy welsh genes

*enters thread yelling*

i've been rangebanned since late January ;-;

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;_;7

nah not feeling it today
how did that happen?

imagine the cute belly when she lays down on you...

i don't know what the fuck i'm doing
youtube.com/watch?v=6ey4yAgLZlw

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I saw the galaxy twice. You know the professional photos with lots of bright little dots? I saw it. It was a drive to another city. It was cold. The weather was -30C. It was 3 o'clock in the morning. The retarded driver broke the transmission and the vehicle couldn't move. While he was jumping on the road, I looked at the galaxy. The galaxy is beautiful.

what happened to other thread lmao

i feel like i'm wandering aimlessly

based cheddarman bvll

recipe says makes 48 cookies
end up with 20
I guess I make huge cookies

soy un buey suelto

janny is racist

dunno, guess its because of users in my ip range
but the australian and the Indonesian user are posting cp all the time but they never get rangebanned
its not fair

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Did u try turning your reuters on and off moron LOL

Based JanMan

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I used to want to live in NYC
but now I don't

yo tengo pito

It’s probably because you measured w/ volume instead of mass spectrometer

Jew York is a hellhole I honestly don’t know why anyone would want to live there

Same lol. For me, it was actually going there again as an adult lmao
What a dump

i'm a phoneposter
my wifi's ip works but my phone date doesn't
for most of the day i'm not home tho

shut up

>date
*data

Nice slip haha
u secretly want to go on a date with me???

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love a fit lad

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HAHAHA he wants to go on a date with her(canada)

when will we have have a midget president

nothing more wonderful than when everything goes wrong

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>opera
meme & botnet

James Madison was 5’4

just did a poo

every browser is a meme and botnet sweetie

thats not midget height
also pretty sure that was common back then

me rn

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we had one new hampshire president and everybody hated him because he was too empathetic to the southern states and considered abolitionist movement be a threat to the union

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ok for the vanilla cum guild we have to determine positions
we have the

chief of operations -
senior strategist -
high warmaster -
archminister of holy affairs -
champion of war 3x -
champion of the engineering corps 2x -

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>every
Firefox or chrome?
Use pure chromium then.

I want to make out with Sven’s penis

Why are you so obsessed just because he turned gay

>he turned gay
uhh sorry sweatheart I'm not gay and I won't date you

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wasted way too much of my life on wow and i have no interest in it now but my RL friends want to experience "nostalgic wow" so they will probably get me to play it. It's going to be absolutely nothing like vanilla, the magic of vanilla came from the fact that everybody was a noob, didn't know how to play, there were no real guides for anything and very very few spreadsheets to min/max everything.

Classic is going to probably be garbage as anything but a novelty now

Where is her COASTER
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>the normoid apps on her phone

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wrong, the mechanics are fun

Do not be disrespectfull with mexicans

>restaurant
>coaster
do canadians really do this

For me, it’s tucking all my apps away in folders so they don’t clutter up the screen unless you dig for them :)

they are very basic and easily abused if you try-hard, all the pve mechanics have been recycled a hundred times by now and no longer have the same magic they once did

based and apppilled

>””””restaurant””””
>no food in sight
Oh sweetie....