/brit/

Bout to do a poo

Copealone using gimmicks wrong again

;)

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might finish uni and then spend my inheritence on travelling the world solo to 'discover myself'
thoughts?

what if you spend all your money only to discover that you are, in fact, a spacker?

not a bad use

oxford bender

in this case USA stands for Ur Sister's Arse

Why would you bother trying to make yourself look presentable when you're a midget?

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copealone is another one that seems like a a troll
more likely than catyank though, catyank's just a straight up retard

here we are then...

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>this guy has a wife and children
>i'm yet to kiss a girl
it's not fair lads

Just shag a midge like he did

nothing wrong with trying to live with dignity
but his forming of a dwarf family is the opposite of dignity, it's an insult to the human race

>Mark Davis
>uncertain if ever posted

He literally posted a screenshot and forgot to blank his details, that's how we found him out.

Amend your autistic image and then kill yourself you detestable newfag

didn't know saffer was white

a more up to date one

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>you'll never snuggle in front of the fireplace with a blonde, brown-eyed qt, trying to keep each other warm on a cold and rainy summer day in copenhagen while drinking danish lager

this is mine

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mad that i mog most of you
cringe image though

why are american college students so infantilised.
they have parents weekend at universities
do people not go to uni past of the age 21 there or something
uni students aren't children

still missing sueposter

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Algerians are white, evidence #4231:

Algerian country music artist Hichem Bouchouareb youtu.be/PGCzbiXgyDQ

>brown-eyed
no thanks

>no Craven
neck yourself

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Soul-searching travel is a cope

love 'sha, top qt.

needs catyank and sueposter adding

what about that lad that used to always post half his face

>Tony Robbins claims he has helped millions of fans overcome some of life’s darkest difficulties. But leaked records reveal he has used his fame to berate victims of rape and violence, while female former staffers and followers have accused him of inappropriate sexual advances.

who would have thought

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I discover myself every weekend

>no Summer

that would be nice 2bh

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t. swarthy, green-eyed potato nigger

went for the vodka, finished off the litre bottle
was only a couple of shots worth left
now just the pork pie and the beer left

cute ting

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Buzzing yet de lad?

>gl driller
literally who

Hmmm, quite the bolt-ons those

Alri, cresus it can buy you like, a jacket.

she's got those bj eyes

she can slice cheese with that jawline

been buzzing for a while la

yank eyes

Tony is the most infl

unironically enjoying a hobgoblin right now

Money is like the wind, you only feel it when it's moving.

"""""life coaches""""""" are almost always scummy people

Uential thinker in yank culture. 80% of all this nonsense is because of him

definitely a fish head
set of chebs on her tho

would not mind having a try of those

hope we've all got ourselves a drink sorted
good luck to those out on the pull
commiserations to those who have gfs (like myself)

In some circumstances the only advice you need is just do it you fucking pussy. But they only have this hammer so they tend to see all problems as nails.

part portugese so that's where I get the brown from

aren't you seeing your gf

*enters thread*

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What books you lot reading then?

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she's coming over in an hour
hence my efforts to get drunk

you aware video games exist?

why you need to get drunk

nowt wrong with that lad. we need more BAME lads in /brit/.

London sounds like a free-for-all

She’s really that annoying?

/brit/ i got a question: i have new neighbors who are English, how can i explain to them that they should just tell me to be not so loud if i make noise? They apparently complained to the landlord before even knocking on my door to ask me to be silent.

How can i open a dialogue?

really bored with video games

stewarts multivariable calculus
was always annoying to me that despie being excellent at calc 1 and 2, I never made time for calc 3

the HALO novel saga

deep blue

it's not that she's annoying, I just don't have anything to talk about unless I'm half pissed

no one cares

Just tided the flat, not much to sane people but to a schizoid like me it’s quite an achievement

>after she once served him in a shop
All the gimps going on about how they accidentally touched a female cashiers hand need to put on a watchlist.

spitting image of a certain italian american

Just say "Hey I'm sorry I was making noise the other day, feel free to tell me to shut up if it gets too much again"

Sounds like a declaration of war to me lad. Do they have any pets you can poison?

knock on their door and tell them

>a schizoid like me

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Small Data the Tiny Clues that Uncover Huge Trends
Picked it up at the airport. Was alright to get me through the wait but will probably give up on it soon.

why doesn't masturbation make me happy?

snooki and jenny had a lot of work done to their faces and it shows

kind of freaky the levels that the beauty industry has reached

got into the peanut m&ms again

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ah yes. the south.

21 questions for the 21st century

You think his daughter wears those platforms cause the milk is just out of reach?

I would just knock on their door and be very deferential and apologetic about it: I'm so sorry about that, I didn't realize it was so loud, I'll keep it down in the future but if you ever have a problem just knock on my door/shoot me a text and I'll pipe down. Don't leave a note, it would seem passive aggressive.

But some people are very sensitive about that crap so they may still choose to be cunty about it regardless of how conciliatory you are

*raises glass*
Cheers!

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