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lol

youtube.com/watch?v=0Qz8L4KaTss

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based thomas robinson

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midge

this reads like catyank fuck off virgin

just saw 2 pikeys in the local off licence behaving, looking and talking like pikeys
asked politely if they were travellers and they denied even though they blatantly were

fucking cowards

catyank is based!

Reading Fouclalt

>Can you tell me who to vote for in European elections

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Being a member of NATO, the EU or the greater ZOGmerican complex is no different than being a vassal state in a medieval empire.
The jew being the sinister court wizard.

His name is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon user

anger and hate will destroy you

business idea: watch porn whilst lifting weights

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skol? isn't that 2% piss?

Who's Fouclalt lad?

porn is for gays

never really had a peer group desu and I've always thought being competitive was sort of runty
I mean I agree with your assessment that that is how most people motivate themselves it's just not how I am, I wish I were it just seems a lot easier

Dunno lad but I'm reading him aren't I haha

me:
right wing extremists: Being a member of NATO, the EU or the greater ZOGmerican complex is no different than being a vassal state in a medieval empire. The jew being the sinister court wizard.

My name is Stefanus Yaxleius Lennonus, Commander of the Armies of the Norf, General of the Rorke Legions, loyal servant to the true prime minister, Enoch Powell. Father to a nonced son, husband to a cucked wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

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his wife is a cuckquean?

Gonnae cook some salmon lads

read it again

Hope he comes last

once used the word "exquisite" and a northerner in proximity called me a poof

>Hope he comes last

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lmao you are a poof
t. southerner

Is suicide narcissistic

Jow Forums thinks the world is ending again

but he's not a northener

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Porn industry is real pozzed and semetic.
Weimar degeneracy shit, should be 'ombed.

once erd some souvern softie talkin in his souvern nonce talk, called 'im a poof

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Then why is he running in the North West?

>gf does't respond for 6 hours

sick do bastard death of it

no it's magnanimous

hate how Jow Forums has to add in a little cuck joke to everything

on a friday evening?
opppff
RIP lad

me:
virgin freaks: Porn industry is real pozzed and semetic. Weimar degeneracy shit, should be 'ombed.

I used to think life was a comedy
now I realise it's a tragedy

just sat and watched a bunch of bald and bankrupt videos...all caught up as ive missed the last few x

evens = I get a Chinese
odds = I go to bed

did they say when? cause if it's in hundred years doesn't matter to us

do NOT get the
>me:
>x:
meme
is the joke that it's an unsolicited opinion?

slowthai's album is fucking banging
this is a future cult classic, a modern era original pirate material

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I hope aren't any nerds in this thread, I hate nerds.

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yeah in like 15 minutes

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shut the fuck up you nerd, it's cringe-core

>i make le maniac face
>britain is le grim

he's a living gimmick

need this jesus bloke outta business

Fuckin ell they could have given me some warning I've just opened a bottle of wine.

Normal people don't watch porn all day, or particularly think about at all aside from maybe the occasional desperate wank.
Would hate to be one of you goblin like incel freaks that are invested in wanking to hookers getting defiled in jewish smut films as a hobby.

Shall jump off the Severn Bridge

fuck off you muppet
what uk rappers do you rate then

cute feet

>video footage of running up the stairs on all fours sent to The Telegraph

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the French have always been a miserable bunch

>be me
>be an autistic retard
>grow up being bullied by family
>parents effectively disown and abandon me
>grow up at friends' houses
>get into drugs and drink at 14
>be a literal addict until 23
>be even more retarded due to years of drug abuse
>become a neet shutin
>spend 7 years playing video games
>become even more retarded
>suddenly i'm 30
>realize i'm getting old
>decide to get my shit together
>see a doctor, go on meds, get therapy
>go to uni for engineering
>study hard, make it onto president's list
>get a summer job
>get a summer gf
>normie levels rising
>gf dumps me
>try killing myself
>end up in mental clinic
>on five different antipsychotics
>basically permanently sedated
>make it through the semester with straight Cs
>GPA drops from 4.0 to 3.1
>suddenly it's this year
>new semester
>new outlook
>new attitude
>i'm a stronger person
>get a college gf
>hang out all the time
>cant see her outside of uni because she has a bf and a kid
>totally fine with that because i just want a friend anyway
>semester ends
>get two As and two Bs
>GPA goes from 3.1 to 3.4
>get a full time paid internship shadowing an architect / civil engineer
>family is putting immense amounts of pressure on me
>mom wants grandkids
>mom tells me her immediate family has been divorced 16 times between them
>mom tells me to break the cycle of divorce and broken homes
>mom tells me to be patient and find a nice girl to settle down with
>mom tells me to realize my value as a person and to not sell myself short
>both my brothers are losers
>one is in jail
>the other is a 43yo khv who lives with his geriatric mother
>tfw i'm a massive fucking retarded loser virgin and i'm STILL my family's only hope

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Reckon I walked more than anybody else itt today

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blog on

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Opinions on speed lads

divn't dee it pet

>what uk rappers do you rate then

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shall not be reading a single word

>he doesn't have pink nipples

sad he hanged himself xx

I don't yeah

my willy is tan like

chubby cheeked bastard

Rock is dead and hip hop killed it.

jaykae and slowthai are cut from the same cloth though, he features on the album and i seen jaykae support him on slowthai's birmingham show a few months ago
youtube.com/watch?v=CS9TbkU7s98

Nice LARP, made me cringe.

Rap? More like crap!

fucking based

rap is ear shart for fuckwits

Friday film reccy: Koyaanisqatsi

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>UK rappers

the cringe never ends xD

>get a college gf
>hang out all the time
>cant see her outside of uni because she has a bf and a kid
>totally fine with that because i just want a friend anyway

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do uncircumcised cocks get dry?

unlucky m8

an average day for me btw

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i went to the birmingham show as well

hat hat HAT

please don't take this away from me, michel

have sex

*hits bong*
wooaaaaaahhhhh

think again kiddo

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