Who is the oldest NEET on this board?

very well, gather round lads...

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theres really no excuse given how mainstream crypto has been for years now. if you didn't see that shit coming and aren't rich thanks to it, you never will be.

This is exactly me, except 41, gf is wife in my case, and we rent the house. She wagecucks, and has well-to-do parents, so we'll eventually just inherit her parents' money.

I am the elder NEET here, boyo. I guarantee I'm a bigger loser and fuckup than you. The only thing I did right in my life was marry well.

If you'll excuse me, it's time to practice my Ms. Pac Man patterns.

Whats the story gramps. You'll be saving a murder I cant take any more days at work.

fucking larping neet

they arent ready... they dont have the strength to walk this path

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yes daddy. im here

giving a pity story to a doctor and several therapists isn't strength you degenerate loser, have fun killing yourself at 50 kek

>33
>own house w/ no mortgage in CA
>1.5 million in assets
>doctor wife
>supervisor in licensed field
>MS and advanced training
>$30K truck
>any toy I want
>just got a concept2 for my new home gym
>100% XLM

Fuck it's good to be me

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before i begin, i warn you: most of you will fail. no small amount of luck was involved. you must also possess natural talents/gifts and use these to seize opportunities. all men are not created equal.

>mostly shit grades in high school
>went to no-name small private college in the south
>graduate mid-2000s, working at bookstore for 7 bucks an hour, shitload of student debt
>tall and very handsome, charming (this is where over 90% of you fail)
>use this to seduce a bunch of chicks
>one of them is a richgirl from nyc
>use all my savings to fly up there and live off her family for a couple years in the upper westside (others will fail here, not having the balls to leave everything behind and skip town)
>realize the dad is having money problems
>gtfo and flee back down south
>decide to take the LSAT just to keep family off my ass bothering me about what i'm doing with my life
>study autistically for 3 months, almost 8 hours a day
>172 on LSAT (this is where almost all of you will fail)
>despite shit grades i'm given free rides to top law schools
>pick a big cheap state school in top 20 and begin attendance in late 2000s
>use it for local networking exclusively, totally ignore my studies
>graduate and find older attorney who is winding down practice
>befriend him and start doing menial bullshit for him to help him out
>gradually win his trust, he shows me the ropes
>starts handing me more of his cases as well as recommending other older lawyers to do the same
>do good work for these clients
>they recommend other clients
>in 2016 a monster case walks in the door
>settle it for millions
>been living NEET life ever since, maybe take 1 bullshit case per year just to keep my mind sharp and license up to date

you asked for it Jow Forums. i told you you wouldn't like what i had to say, but this is my tale. i have some normie investments and will build a small crypto portfolio and never work again until i absolutely have to. it was hell getting here and i don't want to go back

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lol faggot. why so complicated?
heres my story
>discover crypto in 2015
>invest £3k. £1k in bitcoin, £1k in eth, the rest in shitcoins
>drop out when mid 2016 when i was 16 with £50k
>is now worth £4.5 million

Do you hold any link user?

>Be 18
>Mum give me $4k to invest
>Invest into crypto last year
>Can now mortage a house
I'm 19 in 10 days

>Wagecucked for several years after graduating college
>Invested $20k in Bitbean when it was 1 sat
>Now now a multimillionaire

no. im mainly in fiat now. i hold a lot of eos though but mainly waiting for things like dfinity, radix, kadena etc. to release so i can buy in.

well done you leech on society.

I aspire to tell a similar tale when I am your age.

You have some skills and happened to be compensated greatly for it. Good on you, unironically.

because crypto wasn't a thing when i was your age, and when it became a thing i was entrenched in grad school and wagecucking as an attorney with no time to research coins. bitcoin was what you used to get drugs on silk road.

also i've seen and done shit you wouldn't believe kid. it was worth it. hopefully you go do some cool shit with your youth now that you have money.

Mother fucker...this is un ironically me. Fucking same age and everything. Holly shit.

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bumping with great interest

OP you are retired not a neet
people take the acronym too seriously but the slang meaning is actually "unemployed basement dwelling loser who has never worked a day and will never work a day in their life"

retiree IS NOT A NEET

>31
>quit comfy 100k job because of wagie memes
>have about 6 months to make it on my own
>spend 8-12 hours programming every day
>thought the sense of urgency from being unemployed would motivate me to overcome anxieties, like reaching out to people
>refuse to interact with people, won't answer calls
>no business instinct or motivation to make money despite risk of going broke
>develop something I'm proud of
>will never share it with anyone

I still have hope that I can straighten myself out and overcome all this irrational crap and cowardice
for now I will just keep developing my "product" and hope that someone comes a long to help me out with the business side of things

Lol do you live in Melbourne?

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>25
>unemployed
>smash many tinder sloots routinely
>hit the gym,beach
>hit the beach
>walk my dogs
>looking for a new way to make $ since mah bullmarket is dead
>help fellow neets, $ is literally the only thing missing from my life