Tfw 25 year old virgin

>tfw 25 year old virgin

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>tfw 27 year old virgin

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have sex, now

5 more years and the secrets of the arcane will reveal themselves before you, young apprentice

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I wish

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>tfw 23 year old virgin living in murica
it's over for people like me

>tfw 34 years old and still a kissless virgin

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get married
have sex
have kids
take responsibilty

*steals your mana and mage power*
hehe, don't hit on me, silly boys

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It's WAY too late. The way I see it, trying to get a gf (let alone a long-term gf with whom you'll manage to build a lasting relationship, not to mention marriage and kids) is like getting a job.

Realistically, if you're a complete sperg who can hardly speak normally anymore and who has a huge experience gap on his CV, not only will you not be hired by anyone, but even if you do, you won't manage to convince yourself to stay, the whole experience will be way too foreign (not to mention only the most wretched jobs will even consider your application).

Same idea applies to relationships. Realistically, you can't compensate for a 15-year delay.

Good job bros

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24 y/o virgin here
Came to laugh at you losers

non desperare

virtus virginis est magnum. Laude

go to thailand

tfw 22 year old virgin

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Go at the morgue find a good looking corpse, enjoy.

>tfw turned down more women than I've chatted up
who else volcel

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>sister called me a virgin during an argument
NOOOOOOOO

Rape her, she will never call you virgin again.

My parents will disown me and stop giving me money if I do that, her chad friends might beat the shit out of me too