Europoor cope general

Halo 3 bitch

only the ones who fell for the college meme

t. Soldier who thinks he has it all because he is 19, has a Dodge Challenger back home, and doesn't realize that his wife of six weeks is cheating on him while he is away.

You sound pretty upset

I wish I were 25 year old F/A-18 pilot of Carl Vinson.
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European looks cuter and younger
Don't know why the boomer who made this thought adding a beard would make it better lmao

europeans looks better

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Wtf I love yurop now

lmao. the real american 25 year old is drowning in student debt and not owning a house.

I'd much rather choose Europe though

>45% Brazil

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>baby's first E-3 paycheck
Kek this is actually kind of true. I'm a boomer Navy LT, and officers always make fun of enlisted behavior. One example is "enlisted mobiles." You will often see enlisted guys throwing away money on bullshit cars like that because they are 20 year old waterheads who see what they think is real money.

>LT thinks he's any better than an E3
lmao

seethe more you ugly shitskin. Here is my pic and i am very beautiful. i am the one in the middle btw

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nobody buys xboxes anymore, Xbox is consistently last in monthly North American sales figures, and thank god. Fuck this trash brand

Kek I am in so many ways my man. At least the average E3. Although I objectively make more money obviously. And manage it better.

its not fair bros i hate trucks and love video games

>I'm barely better than a manchild
Congratulations!

get out of my country faggot

wtf Merkel, you were supposed to fix this

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this but unironically
comfy asf

>barely

>Slovakia

Explain. I know in Italy part of it is culture. Is it the same there?

this paints a good picture of why western europe is so degenerate

And will continue to be barely so long as you're on the Chinz

stay here and make this country more european, straightosexual

>elf-like beauty and eternal youth
>the very pinnacle of personal transportation
>an economic, chic flat right in the centre of 4000 years of continuous civilization
>the most developed art form on the planet that trains your mind and uplifts your soul
vs
>morbidly obese
>grossly ugly amerishit car that guzzles gasoline and your slave masters leech money from you since they assassinate anyone trying to provide good public transportation or even a sidewalk
>ramshackle cardboard house where every step leaves a footprint in the soggy tissue flooring and every time you drop something asbestos dust falls from the ceiling
>time bomb that will rob you of everything you own including your children

Seethoid

>Muh car
Eh, if you live in a city with paved roads it's good enough. You only need an American style monster truck if you live in really rural areas.

>Houselet
That's the only thing I really envy about Americans: their McMansions. Still, I'm a bachelor. I don't need a lot of room. It's enviable, but not so much that I'm seething.

>Marriage
>In CURRENT YEAR
>In any way beneficial to men
L O V I N G
E V E R Y
L A U G H

>elf-like beauty and eternal youth
You know white women hit The Wall the hardest, right?

>elf-like beauty and eternal youth

Fucking kek.

Please let me into europe

only if you defeat our champion björn brunröv in holmgång

w-what is that

This is not me trolling, every. Literally every. European man I have met has been such a weak beta male. What is wrong you, Europe? You guys have chemicals in your water turning your French gay?

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I'm like the top guy but without a car.

Maybe stop meeting European men at twink bars

Unlike Finland, we don't have many of those here luckily.

Northern Europe is weird. I expected to be hated as a burger but all the women loved me. The guys were OK, they are handsome guys but quiet and passive. It was not like the outright hostility I received for being American when I was in the UK.

Money make englishman strong and sturdy

I'm an autist, incel, self-chosen-poorfag. May I have a speak here?

people who watch too much American tv

European men? I'd imagine so.