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feeling a bit crook x

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that was before sauce application tbf

Was standing outside Bedouin last night at 5:00am (shit bar in London) when a chick waved me over, and she's like "can I get a cigarette" and I'm like "sure" and gave her a cigarette. Bouncer walks over and is like "You can't smoke here" so she gives me her purse and says "carry that for me". We walk over to the smoking area and finish smoking and she's like "well I'm gonna go now that it's 5:00am" and I'm like "well I live five minutes away" so we went to mine. Was going through my apartment after I got off work and realized she left some nip balm on the couch.

Thanks for reading my blog.

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got some brown sauce brewing meself

had this pic saved for 7 years and never had a chance to use it

Is HP sauce even popular in Australia?

FUCK

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t'mouse is double clicking and dont want to buy another 1

Traffic stopping tits
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would rather have a letter slot in my front door than a letterbox desu

She was subtle. Was she tight?

finally an edition I can get behind

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why don't more girls wear shiny stuff

phwoar love bums and fannies me
proper straight lad i am

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dont think it was worth saving 2bh

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dunno, i just used tomato sauce

Nothing wrong with red sauce.

d-did y-you have s-s-sleep with her?

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Yeah, also in down here and Canada.

>leftypol will defend this

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I'm right wing

Is there any way to filter on a mobile browser?

Is it yeah. I know they sell it in shops in Sweden.

To tell you the truth my memory is too hazy for details. I think she was ok, but not amazing.

Yes, but I had to go into work at 9:30, which was grim.

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an autistic e-friend of mine recently bought a VR headset to hang out with virtual japanese girls and masturbate to him

he says its great and better than he expected.

Enjoy HP a lot less since i learned it's made of dates. Filthy ethnic sauce.

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The wife's son keeps asking why Nietzsche hated Kant so much

>it's made of dates
the closest you'll ever get to one
lmao

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no need for that

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If you ever talk to me like that again I'll snap your neck like a sunbaked twig. You will be dust in the wind after I'm done with you.

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Sukhoi Su-57 - RUSSIAN STEALTH FIGHTER?: youtu.be/WJC8ge1WBw0
>Stealth
I can LITERALLY see the aircraft
>Stealth
lmoa

sexy skirt

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How can little babby ameriplanes even compete lmao.

idiot
brown sauce is colonial sauce

Is that why the blecks hate it?

need a poo bit just too tired
need to brush my teeth anyway since I can't sleep before

fried egg chilli cheese chutney sandwich for brekky me rekky

Only nonwhites I've ever really gotten along with quite well have been Turks and Indians

yes

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Only ever had a problem with pakis and bangladeshis. Most lads from Africa (known some from Cameroon, Uganda and Kenya) have been absolute legends outside of their mental christianity, much cooler than most euros.

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Feeling a bit like mad macaco man

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alri

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Thanks for the answer, lad.

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I love you

in groups of black people theres always that one lad that does this stuff while the rest of them are freaking out.

and even if one of them naturally isn't like this, social dynamics makes at least one of them in the group take on that role even if it isn't their specified role. like it might not be their main spec but they'll swap their talents into being "that guy" in the group who does the pretend cereal eating or the dancing around like a robot when something cool happens.

im not bullshitting btw im literally an expert in black people, i grew up with them and went to school with them. my middle school was 75% black.

Bit gay

I love my friends, nothing gay about that. You lot are my friends.

case in point
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cradling a bottle of JD

Made my heart flutter, not going to lie

abc.net.au/news/2019-05-18/11110218
>Notre Dame's design competition is one for the ages, but some hope it's just one for Instagram
>..she explained other proposals so far spoke to contemporary concerns about climate change, food production and sustainability — with a number of proposals including apiaries, rooftop gardens, and sites for energy production.
>One of the biggest firms to submit a visualisation so far, Foster + Partners — who were responsible for the redesign of Germany's Reichstag — has proposed a glass and steel intervention over the cathedral.
why must ((they)) be this way

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lmao

reckon I'm the white equivalent of "that guy"

always doing weird things on night outs with my mates, stealing the spotlight and getting talked about the next day

there's a good chance they all hate me but I think they like my shenanigans

Have sex

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glass would be good actually

hate this overuse of glass in architecture meme modernists need to be hung

that looks better than the original

but im not married

yeah fuck light and sheeit

gang way

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just restore Notre Dame you wankers. if your neo modernist glass wankshite is so good then build a separate cathedral completely out of it and we'll compare how many people come to visit each. We already know how that will turn out.

plenty of light coming through the abundance of windows
modernist apologist scum

strong scent of curry coming from this post
we're not living in mudhuts any more abdul

restoring it is racist though
a glass roof is a symbol of progression mate

is it rough in aus i read recently it use to be a place where they sent criminals

How about a compromise between modern glass and traditionalism: make it stained glass. Beautiful Catholic imagery and iconography absolutely covering the roof, allowing a beautiful spectrum of natural light to flow into the interior?

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thats not a good point

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based

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and a symbol of being cheap cunts. Getting some actual master stonemasons in would be expensive so lets just make it ouf girders and glass and then make up some artistic reason afterwards waheeeeeeey!

ew

was it a muslim that caused the fire btw?

oh piss off you wanker its a perfectly good point. You're always being a pedantic cunt and then posting that fucking frog. give me one good reason why it should be restored as closely as possible to its former state?

suck my dick le born in le wrong era fedoras

like boobs
like the shape
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>give me one good reason why it should be restored as closely as possible to its former state?
there aren't any really, glad we agree

a Dutch communist actually

ermm shouldn't they include some muslim stuff on the windows

ah bloo bloo don't have anything old or historical i like boring cultureless galss shit the post

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never said that though you idiot
plenty of disadvantages to actually living in the time notre dame was originally built, all I was arguing is the architecture is better looking
just proves you have no argument and just group your opponent under a catch-all term for a pathetic ad hom attempt

was the old Notre Dame bad? Did you dislike it? Are you glad the fire burned away the past?

they raised a billion euros in a day, if they ever needed more there is no doubt more french billionaires that would pay for the entire thing
literally the only reason they might go for a glass and steel mess is to show how modern and progressive ((they)) are

its about old and new together :)

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THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME

Would be very keen on visiting if it looked like that desu

>tfw look at girls criteria on dating sites
>the site says the girls preferences in guys
>tfw a lot of the girls desire a hispanic/latino man
>mfw im that

i can eat pussy in spanish they know the tongue movements of a spanish speaker are better

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