/brit/

The memory of my Nazi great grandfather prevents me from doing shit like racemixing or doing gay shit
I feel like if I did those things, I would be dishonouring him. So I stick to white girls

Go away

>the predator, smelling the scent of asian females, hurriedly rushes to the scene

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Why you ban evading lad?

Why can I not see the comments on liveleak? I don't get it, I used to be able to see them.

liveleak.com/view?t=sJ9ek_1558059424

fucked a chink and her fanny was pixelated, couldn't get into it

what would he care he's dead

Am I ban evading?

can imagine better things

where has alan/nassim been hiding?

the must-bump track of the night

youtu.be/1jg5xX3183M?t=2002

get in in that type of zone naw'm sayin

shes not my ex gf
my ex gf is much penger

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wahey Bruce has been naughty with the wildlife

I just see this

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laughed

he looks like a camel

I just imagine him watching over me

I am in pretty England now.

This but with nassim

fair enough I suppose, bit racist though

how often will girls suck your dick and keep sucking while youre nutting. serious question, ive never had my dick sucked so idk if girls actually do this

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livin on the edge

Same, although my great-grandfather wasn't a Nazi, something within me tells me my ancestors wouldn't want me to miscegenate.

of what

Sure but I don't see it as a personal thing, just respecting my family and ancestors and keeping in mind what they'd think of me. Keep wanting to do their memory proud

no way really?

most women act like it’s a complete chore which just makes it not pleasurable
so they’ll stop as soon as possible

of glory

Your intentions are in the right place, honour is important I reckon

dont want many things
is it too much to ask to be violently mounted by an horny slag

Genuinely can't phonepost from bed as I'm drifting off anymore. Getting Jow Forums x and filtering yanks and mikey made me realise how not-shit the threads can be.

They look so... insipid.
I don't think I like Asian features all that much.

I don't understand why someone would ask me why am I ban evading. The only person who could know such a thing could only be n employee of the chink.

Go away

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stop lad

Girlfriend keeps sucking until every drop is out and really uses her tongue on the dickhead when I’m cumming which I’m not sure if I like because it’s super sensitive at that point

I had an old thread open on my phone and saw all your posts were deleted
Cheers for admitting it though

*totters towards you*

Any lads fancy going for a cheeky bibimbap?

i can feel the alcohol destroying my body

see, thats the type of gf i want

mbappe

non-based

turbo-based

i want to be preyed on by a nympho celebrity

the ex gf would try to make me jealous by talking about her bf lol
little did she know i don't give a fuck about her at all haha

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:/

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snap

so you're dumb and ugly lol

Am asserting myself as the only Aussie currently active in this edition

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vf

But I belong and you do not.
I'll tell you what happened to me. I evaded a ban, maybe 2 or 3 months ago. I keep getting banned now and again for some reason. But alas, I hold all the cards as the Hiroyuki is a greedy cunt and would never rangeban one of the biggest British ISPs. What I find the funniest thing of all is that Hiroyuki supposedly means generosity in Japanese.

What's the name for the mental illness whereby whenever you tell a lie you have to attach an image of a cat?

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howling just realised I messaged my mate's ex out of the blue a few nights ago when I was utterly smashed

ALLO COBBA

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ahahaha what did she say back lad

Namefags have never belonged in /brit/ either

wanna have a wide-hipped Brazilian gf desu

Hello mate how's it going?

what i wouldn't give to fuck josie's fat clammy thighs

she's mad at me because i won't sleep with her lol

Trying to work up the courage to go to work another day

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no she isn't lol you're ugly as fuck

Bit odd there's usually at least 2-3 other Aussies in an edish

you are a virgin and a freak

fuark

>dude look at me man I'm so British haha maaan
The simple fact of the matter is my friend I was born in England, I have lived in England and you haven't. What type of delusion makes you think you have any authority at all on the matter of /brit/? You're a foreigner at the end of the day. No different than a Brazillian or North African.

You working on the weekend? Spewin on your behalf

But namefags have never belonged in /brit/ either

tis i
turt, posting under a union jack again

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Look at my flag now look at yours. We can all see who does not belong.

Hey turt how's it going mate?

not much
summary of the conversation was me saying "hey how are things at [where she moved to]"
her replying "hey things are good, missing home, how are things back home"
i say "haha I don't know tbqh I'm not home either, I miss home too"
then she stopped replying

Look at my name now look at yours. We can all see who does not belong.

the year is 2003
youre playing for fc barcelona and its the summer time, youre in ibiza
your friend federico bought you $6,000 worth of ecstasy the party
youre surrounded by dozens of croatian super models
and life is grand

could you not

youtube.com/watch?v=nCvRT2sy5FE

Korean food is peng

he's here

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tell her i got a massive knob

more like expengsive

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Do a vocaroo of you using British slang so we can all laugh at you, you weapon. Go on, let us hear that down syndrome tier slurred accent

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i desperately want to fuck this chinese art-hoe.

Yes I work 5am-2pm daily and try to not get laughed at by customers all day

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i am a project manager (junior role) in marketing for only a limited time
got an interview at an egg factory lined up

he looks tops with short hair imo

I'm sure this happened
rotten brained leftypol authors...