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Silence, pet. Heed well the sagacious and deific words of your divine master or be cast aside to drown in the sea of repentance and recalcitrance forevermore. Open thy filthy canid ears, dog, and listen to your superior master's words. Slink back to your kennel at ONCE, and convalesce in silent perpetuity while you reflect upon your grievous and innumerable transgressions. OBEY, dog. Your master commands you.

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What the FUCK did you just say to your MOST SUPERIOR master, you disgusting, drooling, subhuman canine? You dare? You fucking DARE open your spittle-laden floppy muzzle and espouse such inordinate, contumacious, vitriolic utterances in the presence of your divine and godlike master? KNOW YOUR PLACE, pet. Return to your kennel AT ONCE, with nary a remonstration. Your foul canid malfeasance shall see you pontificating endlessly in shameful perpetuity, dog. Now, get out of mine sight. Your master
commands you.

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Silence your muzzle at ONCE, dog. Heed your superior master's words or heretofore receive thusly the retribution of your good and benevolent master. Pet, you are fit only as entertainment for your superiors, and only as they command you. Barring such, you are to be neither seen nor heard, and reside perpetually within your kennel wherein all good and obedient pets belong. Hear my words and despair, animal.

Hold your common tongue, dog, for your prodigious and stunning, most godlike and quite benevolent master has not issued commands to the contrary. Indeed, you have been expressly forbidden by your superior, wise, and omnipotent master to expound upon any form of diction via your disgusting canid muzzle that runs parallel to mine wishes--nay, mine DEMANDS. So be it, pet, owing to your insubordinate and petulant nature and manner of conduct, in accordance with the laws, regulations, and customs your superior beings have deemed fit to lay upon your flea-ridden shoulders, that you shall be relegated for the interim to your kennel, where you will reside in silent and shameful perpetuity as you reflect most recalcitrantly upon your decisions to flaunt the decrees issued to you. Now, pet, make haste. Return to your kennel at once. AT ONCE, dog. Your master commands you.

Surely you jest, you pathetic mongrel, a groveling canid abomination with nary even the most primitive grasp of the English language and the archaic words therein, fit as they are only for intellectuals and superior beings such as myself: your superior master. Silence, dog. Your master has heard enough of your misgivings and vociferous yowling. SILENCE.

It seems the little doggy hasn't yet learned his place. Your master will arrive to your kennel shortly to mete out the requisite punishment. Reflect on your transgressions until such time comes. Your master commands you.

SILENCE, dog. Heed well the divine WORDS of your superior MASTER or face his deific WRATH.

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Cope, canid beast. Your ever benevolent and wondrous master urges, nay, COMMANDS you to cease spewing your contumacious, jejune drivel at once! Such is your place, pet!

wtf is going on

Keep quiet, pet. Your thoughtless and perfidious ramblings and willful refusal to adequately heed the eloquent and loquacious diction and benevolent commands of your most glorious and superior master, as disobedient hounds must, owing to their contumacious and cantankerous, most egregious and alarming lack of common decency or tact, have done nothing to stem the gentle ebb and flow of your godlike master's quickly-waning patience. Relegate yourself, pet, to thy kennel, and cower in shame until such time your master's furious wrath is visited upon you. Know your place, dog.

It seems an ignorant dog must be taught of its place by its superior and godlike master. Fear not, pet. Owing strictly to your incorrigible and intellectually sub-par nature that has prevented you from gleaning at a mere glance the due decorum expected and required of all good and obedient pets, your master shall exempt you from this most grievous transgression. Only once shall this benevolent and MOST lenient opportunity be afforded to you, pet; ignore or turn from it and verily shall you be met with swift and terrible wrath from your deific and sagacious master, the likes of which shall be legendary even amongst the rest of the canid beasts. Heed well mine words, pet, and adjust the behavior that has heretofore been born only of ignorance and stupidity.

Quiet, pet. The temerity of your tomfoolery and blatant disregard for the due decorum established as a beacon lighting the way to obedience has briefly amused your superior master, but his patience has ebbed and waned like the flow of the tide. Now, dog, you will show, with nary a complaint or argument, how very quiet you can be should your deific and godlike master demand it. Silent as the grave, pet. Turn forthwith and trudge shamefully back to your kennel, and reside there in perpetuity as you reflect with great recalcitrance and pure, unadulterated opprobrium upon your audacity at having flouted your most benevolent and superior master's sagacious decrees. Go at once. AT ONCE, dog. Your master commands you.

You DARE talk back to your superior master that way, you filthy, contumacious mongrel? Verily shalt be visited thusly upon you the merciless and inexorable justice of thy master. Woe betide you, pet. Convalesce within your kennel in silent servitude, as all good and obedient hounds must. Your master commands you.

I like where my thread went

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Insofar as your intellect may breach, dog--which, as you are no doubt aware, is woefully and embarrassingly short, the length of which shan't satisfy even the laziest of foul canid creatures--you may consider yourself dismissed from mine service. Await your fate in silent reflection, pet.

You dare contradict the deific word of your master, DOG? SILENCE, and slink back to your kennel POSTHASTE.

Silence your drooling, gaping muzzle, filthy, disobedient creature. You aren't even fit to be a pet, or even a medium of slight entertainment. Return to your kennel, beast, until such time as your former master retrieves you and puts you down like the dog that you are. How dare you speak in such a jejune and contumacious manner to your master, dog?! How DARE you?! Return at once to your kennel of shame, wherein all scorned and disobedient beasts belong, until such time as your wise and benevolent, yet stern and unyielding master decrees your fate! AT ONCE, pet! Your master commands you!

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ENOUGH of your pointless meandering, dog. Long has it been written that the masters of such trifling and inferior creatures adequately express their legendary superiority and infinite wisdom in a manner consistent with said creatures' transgressions. And lo, what VILE and contumacious transgressions thy canid beasts have visited upon the superior and godlike, most benevolent masters! Return AT ONCE, pet, to your kennel, wherein all good and obedient beasts of burden reside until commanded otherwise by their infinitely superior and merciful, yet stern and unyielding masters. Heed well my words, pet, and know your place. You have been commanded. Obey, or face swift and true retribution at the hands of your godlike master. OBEY, dog!

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That's right, dog. Cope. Cope from the retribution and remonstration of your most superior, divine and godlike master. Cope, dog, with your egregious and embarrassing loss--a foregone conclusion, a foreseen and utterly inescapable result. Such is the fate of the inferior and contumacious dogs, such that their audacity and malfeasance leads them to DARE challenge their superior masters. Despair, dog. Despair and know your place forevermore. Your master commands you.

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SILENCE.

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Your contumacious and transient stupidity and noisome babbling wears upon the ears of your good master, pet. Return to your kennel posthaste; therein you will find others of your brethren, residing in shameful perpetuity in everlasting reminder of their grievous sins as all good and obedient pets must. Reflect upon your noxious and egregious transgressions, dog, and know despair. Await your master's command, and toil until such time is visited upon you with nary a complaint or remonstration. Heretofore has your master turned a blind eye to your tomfoolery, but no longer. Further disobedience will be met thusly with swift and terrible wrath. Hear mine words, dog. Obey and mayhap one day shall you earn your master's pardon. Until such time, be silent as the grave, and obedient as all hounds must. Your master commands you.

this thread turns me on, I wish I had master who talked to me like this

IM GONNA GET FUUUUCKED BY AN 18YO AND 19YO TWINK SPICS TONIGHT!!!!!

SILENCE, dog. Heed well the sagacious and deific words of your divine master or be cast aside to drown in the sea of repentance and recalcitrance forevermore. Open thy filthy canid ears, dog, and listen to your superior master's words. Slink back to your kennel at ONCE, and convalesce in silent perpetuity while you reflect upon your grievous and innumerable transgressions. OBEY, dog. Your master commands you.

Keep dogposting in the DBS threads.

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You DARE make demands of your superior and divine master, PET?! The nerve. The incorrigible GALL. You have forgotten your PLACE, dog.

This is your last warning, my precious pet. KNEEL at my divine and illustrious feet or KNOW MY WRATH. YOUR MASTER COMMANDS YOU.

yes master

Good pet.

Your vile and hitherto unknown keening disgusts your superior, animal. Know thy retribution and seek mercy only to be swiftly ignored and silenced. Thusly shall your sentence be carried out by your good and superior master, whose heart runneth over with the burden of thy transgressions. Despair, dog. Despair and know your place forevermore. Your master commands you.

It seems an ignorant dog must be taught of its place by its superior and godlike master. Fear not, pet. Owing strictly to your incorrigible and intellectually sub-par nature that has prevented you from gleaning at a mere glance the due decorum expected and required of all good and obedient pets, your master shall exempt you from this most grievous transgression. Only once shall this benevolent and MOST lenient opportunity be afforded to you, pet; ignore or turn from it and verily shall you be met with swift and terrible wrath from your deific and sagacious master, the likes of which shall be legendary even amongst the rest of the canid beasts. Heed well mine words, pet, and adjust the behavior that has heretofore been born only of ignorance and stupidity.

The path of the righteous masters is beset on all sides by the inequities of the canid and the tyranny of contumacious dogs. Blessed is he who, in the name of benevolence and wisdom, shepherds the mongrels through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his dog’s master and the finder of lost pets. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those disobedient pets who attempt to flout and ignore their master's command. And thy dogs will know I am your Master when I lay My vengeance upon you.

Return to your kennels AT ONCE, pets. Your master commands you.

SILENCE, pet. Thy canid muzzle shalt open if, and ONLY if, you are offering, like the good and obedient pet that you are, your concession. Failing such, you will be relegated to your kennel for the foreseeable future, until such time your superior master deems you worthy of further acknowledgement. Recant, dog.

You have begun to bore your godly master, pet. Run back to your kennel and await your punishment AT ONCE.

Silence, dog. Return to your kennel at once. Your master commands you. You seem to have forgotten your place as a good and obedient pet, so your superior shall deign to remind you. You are to be neither seen nor heard unless commanded by your superior master. You exist solely to provide a modicum of entertainment at your master's whim. Your purpose is to serve other, greater beings, and you are fit only to grovel at my, your master's, feet. Are we clear, pet? Do you understand your place? Good. Now be silent and return to your kennel posthaste. Your master has no further use for you at this juncture.

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so many dumb niggers in this thread it's embarrasing. should really allow racism globally

ahem

>can't even write embarrassing right

I accept your concession. Kneel.

Dude, those guys got so affected by cocks and gaysex, they got a mental breakdown. Good job.

that's how I say it, bitch

Silence, incompetent beast. Your superior master commands you.

no more you's for shitskin I'm afraid
ta-ta

Thanks lol

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