Americans actually do? You can't make this shit up

Americans actually do? You can't make this shit up.

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>be american
>actually do
OH NO NO NO NO NO

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>amerishoes

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wow sick are we reading the same thread? where did you get that image from?

why do americans keep salt in the fridge?

we do?

>americans swim with their shoes on
>americans dry their pets by microwaving them

weird bunch

no but really, americans unironically boil water by microwaving it

>be american
>forget to tip when the microwave is done boiling your watter
>get shot

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I thought they shoot it till the heat from the bullets warms it up.

I just put it on the stove. Sometimes I reheat soup in the microwave I guess.

you actuall do? This can't be real. oh no no no no HAHAHAHAHA

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>Be American
>get shot
>bullet lives rent free in skull

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

>"wow sick are we reading the same thread? where did you get that image from?"

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Why are americans so stupid?
>Because they shoot the ones that go to school.

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We’re not fat :(

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Will you eventually start charging rent?

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>"Will you eventually start charging rent?"p

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based

when you're posting about us 54 times a day and the only actual response I get is soyjak images you just have to wonder...

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>"when you're posting about us 54 times a day and the only actual response I get is soyjak images you just have to wonder..."

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why are yuros obsessed with us?

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jealousy

Right? I thought it was a fucking meme about how dumb they are or something, but they really do it

Do they really do this?
Holy fuck

>fat country bad

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Why are Yurofags so grossed out by this? Is their educations so bad that they believe it changes the water or something or is it that they're so poor that they cannot afford microwaves and they are mocking us out of spite.

Oooo ho ho ho ho no no no....
*wheeze*

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Top tier bantz

>oh no I don't really do that, that'd be silly

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Americans fuck your shit to celebrate your birthday and expect you to clean it up before you leave for the day.

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Wtf America

wtf America ?