You wake up in Florence, Italy

you wake up in Florence, Italy

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try parkouring like in ac2

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start walking south
Destination? Calabria.

Go home

i begin hating the tourists while being one myself of course :^)

>Order a café cortatto and try to make conversation with a stranger
>Fail miserably
>have anxiety attack
>try to get out of town

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corretto lol

>Florence, Italy - Ukrainian tourist plunges to his death, attempted to "try parkouring like in ac2"

this

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I'd dress up like Machiavelli and talk with a fake Italian accent to everyone and basically act like a total jerk.

El goblino...

head north
Destination? Padania.

This is my dream

absolute nightmare, the smell of terroni makes me sick
I take the first frecciarossa and go back home

Pretending I am Demidoff

MY NAME IS GIOGNO AND MY SDANB IS GOLDNE EXBERIENCE :DDD

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based

cringe

zitto animale

ti sgozzo porco

create my own mafia and get to deal with the italian government

vendo audeo :DD

smelly t.errone

il padANO....

Have an anxiety attack and cry for help. Go back to Brazil, enter my bedroom, sit at my desk, shitpost.

Based

are italians niggers?

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Imagine being a Firenzese and having your city turned into disney land by millions of Americans and chink tourists.

Drink coffee, go to David

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Fiorentino*
may Allah forgive me for uttering this word

>Black Girls in Italy
Holy Shit, Now it is difficult to distinguish between Africa and Europe.

i fucka da poosi

Get one of these bad boys.

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> Destination Calabria
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thanks, didn't know the word

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i drink a hoca hola hon la hannuccia horta horta

based BLACK QVEENS

ugh where's the fucking sea