you wake up in Florence, Italy
You wake up in Florence, Italy
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try parkouring like in ac2
start walking south
Destination? Calabria.
Go home
i begin hating the tourists while being one myself of course :^)
>Order a café cortatto and try to make conversation with a stranger
>Fail miserably
>have anxiety attack
>try to get out of town
corretto lol
>Florence, Italy - Ukrainian tourist plunges to his death, attempted to "try parkouring like in ac2"
this
I'd dress up like Machiavelli and talk with a fake Italian accent to everyone and basically act like a total jerk.
El goblino...
head north
Destination? Padania.
This is my dream
absolute nightmare, the smell of terroni makes me sick
I take the first frecciarossa and go back home
Pretending I am Demidoff
MY NAME IS GIOGNO AND MY SDANB IS GOLDNE EXBERIENCE :DDD
based
cringe
zitto animale
ti sgozzo porco
create my own mafia and get to deal with the italian government
vendo audeo :DD
smelly t.errone
il padANO....
Have an anxiety attack and cry for help. Go back to Brazil, enter my bedroom, sit at my desk, shitpost.
Based
are italians niggers?
Imagine being a Firenzese and having your city turned into disney land by millions of Americans and chink tourists.
Drink coffee, go to David
Fiorentino*
may Allah forgive me for uttering this word
>Black Girls in Italy
Holy Shit, Now it is difficult to distinguish between Africa and Europe.
i fucka da poosi
Get one of these bad boys.
> Destination Calabria
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thanks, didn't know the word
more like
i drink a hoca hola hon la hannuccia horta horta
based BLACK QVEENS
ugh where's the fucking sea