I'm going on a date for the first time in my life in about 4 hours

Good luck, remember to escalate physical contact.

Post her pic, if you get to making out when things get hot and heavy just whip your dick out and guide her hand to it. It worked for me every time I did it and got a hj at least

what if i'm dicklet ?

So am I :( but it still worked. Just be confident

Now this man right here shags
t. shagger

good luck, fren

based

All the best. Show her this thread so she knows you mean business.

Attached: 1A841FF4-19D1-4DF3-86E4-84EAA48F1565.jpg (1068x601, 56K)

You'll most likely be rejected.

Dating is like gambling, you rarely get lucky

Only 1 hour left till I drive to her
I've never made out, but I'm not a virgin

Who cares, I am doing it for the exp to level up my social level

post again afterwards and tell us how it went

Of course, keep the thread alive till then

Nepamiršk paupdatint thread po date

have sex

Attached: 1558165894606.jpg (250x266, 47K)

Tai aišku brolį

Attached: 26b.png (720x644, 39K)

good luck

What are her interests? Do you have similar hobbies?

Idk that is what the date is going to be about, me asking her things

Attached: 20190518_123013.jpg (1162x1534, 615K)

She seems qt, hope it goes well friend

Driving to her lads

Attached: 20190518_124044.jpg (3264x1836, 1.13M)

keep in mind, famlam, other anons ITT and l will always live in your mind. when you kiss her, pls remember me

Attached: 1557735456361.jpg (800x450, 196K)

Lietuva Africa style flag + dating. Scary. Watch out for aids.

Looks like nice weather today in Lithuania. Enjoy the sunshine brother.

Good luck!

Based
We will all make it

Attached: image.png (960x481, 773K)

Update
is2.Jow Forums.org/wsg/1558173526446.webm

I hope you'll check this thread after you finish your thread. If you're reading this while on the date, close your phone NOW

*date

This is giving me flashbacks of that Aussie shooter. Don't do something dumb.

kill her

Update
dump.video/2eXk75

hope it fails

maybe he's just a eurobeat fan

landscape looks like holland
lithuania has my seal of approval now

good luck

Go lad

Kek it would be a good meme if he streams her rape and burial in the woods

>a-user why is there a gopro on your head?

Now that's what I call woke

I was expecting the remove kebab song when i opened the link and saw a hand on the steering wheel

I've arrived to the spot and am waiting for her

holy shit

Attached: 1472856619376.jpg (250x241, 11K)

Rate my shitbox while i wait for her

Attached: 20190518_134243.jpg (3264x1836, 1.74M)

How's your outfit? Are you dressed well?

Can you ask how much is it for the truck of wood?

>rare sedan version volvo from the late 90s
Top ladmobile

grab her pussy

Nah, if he really meant to rape her he'd be playing Careless Whisper by george michael instead of eurobeat.

Not an e36 zoomermobile/10
Make sure to keep us updated we will bump the thread I am now living through you

This, push her down and stick it in. See you in Valhalla, braļukas

Subscribe to pewdiepie

she lives in a different town? nu is fotkes gal ir worth it

talking to one of my female friends on viber while also shitposting on Jow Forums
i am a man of diverse habits

who even uses viber

Post her pic

She probably fuck black guys

Keep telling yourself that monkey boy

user is probably sperging out with her right now.

Seething

She probably get bored of him already. I hope he doesn't do something stupid out of rage.

Attached: 1543092638039.png (642x2676, 242K)

Remember to just bee yourself.

Attached: KnU_tNLQ_400x400.jpg (400x400, 27K)

Why so angry, nerd? Truth stings I guess

White or Black guy, she won't fuck you nevertheless. At best you can be her beta provider

That is alright, I am sure you are the cutest monkey in your favela

Attached: fa3d1af3181b1cce6f9ee22acdb53944.jpg (580x838, 73K)

cope harder joao

sending all my energy to OP

Why are so defensive of him, is he your boyfriend? Are you the top or bottom?

Your energy equals to nothing, virgin.

He's gone silent. here's to hoping OP is having a good time right now

Whites like to stick together, racial solidarity and all. I know its hard to understand since you flip flop wearing subhumans kill eachother over shoes and shit like that

It's been an hour since the last update. Must be going well.

Attached: Enjoy life.jpg (793x583, 87K)

have sex

He probably filled with brim and intense anger and thinking about taking out on innocent people. While the girl is gone off to get fucked by Vlad the Chad.

Is that why your kind killed eachother like savages 25 years ago? Don't make me laugh slav, you are best at genociding eachother.

I will have sex with her after she gets bored of the nerd OP and leaves. Thanks for the suggestion.

Next update better be that grill going balls deep on his pp

死ね!

What a meanie. This is a wholesome thread. Go be a dick somewhere else

105737415
>killing eachother in a civil war is the same as killing someone over nike shoes, watches and 2 grams of weed
No more yous for your shitposting ape

ok incel
just so you know our girls are quite tall and dont want anything to do with guys below 185cm

Attached: 1518364430268.png (720x707, 611K)

pagrįstas ir raudonpiliulinis

Is it common in Europe to have a kiss or even sex on your first date? In South Korea, people make a very slow and conservative relationship. There are even couples who spend six months on their first kiss.

Yeah, the first is way worse. Don't you a have War criminal court to attend to?

A few dollars could change everything, you know, Lithuania is a 3rd world shithole in Eastern Europe, and like all Eastern European countries you can buy any women there for a small price of 25$. I got my money ready to buy her from OP.

Kiss yes most of the time, sex depends on the girl

In Slavic countries you can just buy her for 5$ and do whatever you want to do with her as you please

baza

isn't brazil poorer than lithuania? i would call brazil a poor 3rd world country either. you're hateful, why so mad and disrespectful? you could wish for op's good luck.

>i will fuck yo wimin
>they wont fuck you
>w-well then i'll just hire a hooker, b-btfo lol
the absolute state of incels

Attached: 1542735343381.jpg (293x301, 19K)

it is and Lithuania is actually a second world country

Attached: world.png (983x633, 95K)

All slavic women are hookers, no exceptions. I had threesome with Russian hookers once, one of them were married back in Russia lol

I don't care, my life standarts are first world.

>In Slavic countries you can just buy her for 5$ and do whatever you want to do with her as you please
Are you high? Lithuania is not Thailand or Vietnam. It's an OECD member. If my memory is not wrong Chile is the only OECD member in Latam.

Based macaco