Eurovision grand final

I am now a european

I made it last year, dude. The flags have nothing to do with the actual contestants, it's just random euro flags to go with the Eurovision theme.

Still an Jow Forums tradition, newfren.

Cheers mate.

Based

Congratulations, I would say that now you have a coll accent but you already do.

Whos the next cunt to join Eurovision? Canada? China?

She can annex me anytime.

>you can't not care about traditions
t. retarded

why would they join
australia is a special case

have we won yet?

>you ask who cares when Jow Forums obviously does
still newfren

Pre-drinks lads, let's get on it! Also, who's got the Graham Norton stream?

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>what is a rhetorical question
pretty certain I've been here far longer than you too

Dubs and we win

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Wait, eurovision already started
must have slipped under my radar

This is Bilal our singer. Say something nice to xir.

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Should've won last year desu desu.

Albania will win, checkem

Sorry Luigi but this is our turn

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is she a he?

>Why yes, I am boycotting Eurovision this year. How could you tell?

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That's an average nafri diaspora man

wtf i want open borders now

He cute

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What time does it start?

Quintessentially French

22 finnish time so i guess its 20 in bongistani time then

I don't follow this shit. Did our magyar whore manage to qualify?

So this is how you succeed at imperialism. With shitty pop music.

Nope, France got a war machine set fot this year.
It's generating so much butthurt it's hilarious

Post a better bet than this (you can't), literally free money

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Yes and vote often

>hålls i israel
wwwwww

Netherlands win televote.

it will be in the middle of the night when it starts.....

My bet is that Sweden will fail bigtime

Let us win or there will be consequences.

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For me it's San Marino

You will get the best return ever betting on Germany

Post your top 5 y'all, leave your own country out.

These are my top5
1. Norway
2. Australia
3. North Macedonia
4. Switzerland
5. Azerbaijan

Here's a recap of all the songs if you need help remembering: youtube.com/watch?v=o3rJt9nJc3c

1. Norway
2. Icelads
3. San Marino
4. Straya
5. Azerbaijan

Just invested five (5) euros on Holland-Switzerland-Australia.

t. shrewd businessman

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lol no, never in a million years. Netherlands def win jury vote though, Swiss song is best by far and will win televote easily. Odds wemt down from 7 to 5

ummm sweetie it's our turn :)

ICELAND

1. Norway
2. San Marino
3. Serbia
4. North Makedonija
5. Russia
special mention Ukraine

My favorites

1. Norway
2. Australia or the Netherlands (the best singers)
3. Spain (too familiar, but still good)
4. San Marino (he can't sing, but it's very amusing)
5. Russia (he's good, but too familiar to last year)

Special memes: Iceland

Can Iceland win lads?

i want to fuck the german girls if you catch my meaning

I don't think so. Lordi won because they were extravagant and actually made good music, while Iceland lacks the latter.

what's amusing about san marino? -_-

He looks like he sings for boomers and children at at a cheap hotel on some Island.

I hope Iceland does well, but I doubt it can win.

Also, there is a small chance of a terror attack tonight in the Arena

fingers crossed

>Also, there is a small chance of a terror attack tonight in the Arena

Apparently two people managed to get in and started filming certain parts of the area before disappearing

For me, it's Sami

Sweden is slipping while Switzerland is rising in the odds. San Marino is still above Germany lol

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cyprus is the hottest tho

I was bored so I made pic related. Feel free to add more if you have ideas

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iceland is rising lads

Has anyone before Iceland brought industrial to Eurovision?

whoever made this two dyas ago during the live shitposting is a based user

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belarus being Jow Forums made me kek

Who should finland support?

haha can you explain the joke pls?

doesn't matter who Finland supports we have 50K agents in Helsinki who will vote for Vicky

your 12 points is ours as always

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nevermind, got it

TWICE goes to EVROVISION 2020

lol is there anyone worth less of being in the final (apart from san marino, russia and norway) than estonia?

iceland

How man countries enter the final? Why don't they just let all countries into the final?

norway deserves to be there desu and so do we, it doesn't matter our song is shite and the singer can't sing

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we wish we had ricevision

if all 41 countries would be in the final the show would last about 4,5 hours and normys can't sit down that long
lmao

our song is unironically too high IQ for europe to understand

why didn't you send her?

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They used to, but the event got too long once more than 30 countries started to take part.

Something like 42 countries are participating this year, which would be a bit of a slog to get through all at once, plus people would forget half the songs before the end.

boli me kurac

youtube.com/watch?v=tipzHACa2rk
i wished for this one, would've been hilarious

Add Germany as /trash/.

This

What is /hc/? I don't see it up top.

Isn't Hatari more /d/?

save all your kisses for me
youtu.be/fhq_Q1Ut8SQ

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and how many are in the final?

>What is /hc/?
hardcore, porn board
and you can't see red boards in the board list anymore unless you select "Show all boards" in the settings.

youtube.com/watch?v=WXwgZL4zx9o

always liked this one

* ding a dong * youtu.be/sI78Bqp6z6g
* waterloo * youtu.be/3FsVeMz1F5c

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No need to be butthurt that you don't get to participate for much longer American, you are getting your own Eurovision in a year or two.

hollywoodreporter.com/news/eurovision-song-contest-eyeing-us-move-as-american-song-contest-1210833

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