Kinder eggs are banned in the USA

>Kinder eggs are banned in the USA
lmao, what a shithole
I thought US is a land of the free

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>land of the free
Yesterday I learned here on int that they have policeman in american schools and students can't even leave the building freely. Also Americans can't go to toilet without official license.

Can't wait till Putin cuts the internet cord so Russia can be isolated.

You can't cut yourself from truth we are telling you

Yeah, we're "free" of those stupid sugar bombs. Only reason they get any notoriouty is because of the stupid illegal meme.

They sell kindereggs at a corner store nearby from where i live. I don’t get this stupid meme

USA is a shithole
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>Putin cuts the internet cord so Russia can be isolated.
peak ameriturd post

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>hehe lets hide little pieces of plastic inside a chocolate egg and give it to a baby hehehe

Kinder bars are patrician tier chocolate

Whataboutism is a logical fallacy, you know

>t. I'm a shit parent that doesn't look after the kids and park them infront of my tv

what if someone breaks into your house and threatens to kill you? you don't want to have a gun to shoot them with?

over here we stuff their throats with plastic toys until they surrender

>giving your kid chocolate with prizes inside

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just give him a kinder egg and watch him suffocate

fag

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based

>implying this kills so much children
a sensible parent would give it to the kid and help them with it.
and if the kid is big enough you just tell em that there is a price inside.
They'll learn.

Kek

*ahem*
worry about your own laws.

Why do guntards have this fantasy that someone will break into their home and try to kill them?

you thought shit, vatnik

I would think the same if it is possible for literally any thug to have a gun

>sugar bombs.
>American complains about sugary food
Howling.

>guntards
Go back to r*ddit.
and also
>no crime ever happens
There are plenty of home invasions that have resulted in pretty gruesome deaths.

Yeah, someone with a gun broke into the house, right? I wonder why did he have a gun in the first place... hmmm

>someone who will rob your dad, rape your mom, and curb stomp your dog will surely never obtain their gun on the black market
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheshire,_Connecticut,_home_invasion_murders
no guns were used, family was murdered

Sucking up to the master as usual

but what if the King of England attacks him and his neighbourhood?

what if an african refugee stabs your kid?

>falling asleep on your porch like a vagrant
Also didn’t he own a gun

no, they used baseball bats.

stop building shit like barn and have security to prevent invasion

it's much easier to just shoot them.

but if you’re asleep on your porch how is a gun going to help you

see

he had 3 other family members in the house..

Probably so they can develop (steal) the kinder egg technology and make one themself and "make it better". Then aggressively market it to other countries that it is the best and most reliable chocolate egg there is. "Don't buy the Chinese egg, they spy on you with their eggs. We spy too, but it's GOOD and NECESSARY when we spy. And we don't spy."

do americans

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You can't call me hypocritical. I'm for gun rights and I want to abolish the FDA.

They don't sell kinder surprise at your corner store, they either sell a kinder joy egg where the treat and toy are completely separate, or one of the Americanised eggs from another company made legal in the US by not fully encasing the toy's egg container in chocolate

Regard pic, left is kinder surprise, middle kinder joy, right Americanised version of kinder surprise

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