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never ever felt this depressed before

yes

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>2 italians
shall see you all next thread then

Are you going to neck yourself?

thats what i thought when your mum was sitting on my face

Have sex ugly

youtu.be/JVsKhaJuw8M
you lads can watch the votes get counted x

Didn't get any sleep
It's one of the few things I enjoy and I didn't get any

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same I had a very bad night for some reason

Blackpool is so fucking grim good god

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the french have always been a beastly people when you really get down to it

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Imagine how much pussy you could have got if your parents moved to Asia and put you in a local school

Already thinking about the next thing I'm going to eat

tones might lose his seat
wew

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>He was the younger son of parents of non- conformist Cornish stock — his father, Clem, was a teetotal Congregationalist minister and his mother, Edith (née Lee), a teacher who became a prominent member of the temperance movement. She would carry shrivelled livers around in jars to demonstrate the evils of alcohol.
>he secured a place in Guinness World Records by drinking a yard (2½ pints) of ale in 11 seconds as a penalty for arriving for a college dinner at Oxford without a gown in 1954;
utterly based
kek based

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this is me but reverse, my parents moved to england and fortunately english women love mediterranea cock

such a dumb americanised translation.
it's literally 'the cowards live on hope'

>"seat since 1994"
>"almost impossible to win"
what want wrong

independent.co.uk/news/arabic-numerals-survey-prejudice-bias-survey-research-civic-science-a8918256.html

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why would you want asian girls though?

3 wanks already

>www.independent.co.uk
Shall definitely be reading this one

they're indian

Anime

Want Britain to be back British

get them out simple as

>call numbers Arabic
>act superior when people react the way you expected

South

keep thinking back to my ex and i feel shit

blog on

If I had stayed in the US I'd be slaying yank pussy every day, but nope my parents had to split up and we moved back to the UK

he's going to lose to an independent that is basically liberal party but a bit more progressive socially tbf
howard lost his seat in 2007, that was mental

based

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California Love

Going to try and get some sleep.
Goodbye.

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awks

lol

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Try not to think about her
I've realised if I lose anyone I'm close to it fucking kills me and I hate it

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They going to smell him !

Hate women

my days

SCREECHING

me second from the left, casting my vote for Fraser Anning's Conservative National Party

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fucking hell mark
is he trying to prove he's got fish odour

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tune

youtube.com/watch?v=gzT8AoOau1Y

larper gimp

thinking about all the women i've loved and never had

just woke up

I think about your mum all the time

small souled zoglet bugmen

please help me brit, how do I apologize to my friends in the morning, they are british females and i through up all over them tonight. to be fair they kept giving me more when i said id had enough. i ended up throwing up all over the uber. the uber driver was pissssseeeeddd and my phone isn't working now cuz i threw up all in its cracks.
please help i dont want to lose a close friend. im in college.

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so has your mum she's making me brekky right now

currently consuming product and getting excited for the next product

arrest them ALL

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hawke was a proper chad
fucked every slag in canberra

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your mum consumed some of my product last night lad

your mum is sucking my willy under the table

been trying to find the bug in this code for 12 hours
i have rewritten the entire thing from scratch 5 times now

if i cant fix it by tomorrow night i will fail my whole degree LOL

was everything in black and white in the past?

going to go and water my grandads plants, shall be picking up a bacon and egg sandwich en route

hnnnngggg

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someone post the "floor is messy" pic

stop larping you little wee gimp ive literally shagged and ravaged your mum with her consent ya wee nob gobbler

your mum shagged me without my consent

disgusting thin lank hair. like fucking brown smoke.

your mum was larping around in my bed last night

Like that outfit, I like it a lot.

Regularly think about something that happened in year 8
>I'm an easy target to be picked on throughout life
>Ginger kid regularly picks on me
>Does your typical "your mum" shit
>I turn it around and call his mum a slag
>He goes ape shit
>Shoves me in to a wall
>Says his mum is really ill and will be dead by the end of the year
Took the whore like four years to die

brittt help meee

we need to talk about paedophobia

Lock them up

a.b.c. just called it, tone's lost his seat after 25 years
mental
cum-drenched inceloid hands pattered this out

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your ma would suck the shite out of a ducks arse

ya mam shags anyone gimp
ya mam looks like lewis capaldi you wee bin dipper

>He frequently used bars as his office, drank prodigiously, gambled, smoked, swore and was an inveterate womaniser of whom a biographer wrote: “His love life was a kind of freewheeling, decentralised harem, with four or five favourites and a shoe-sale queue of one-night stands.” When he won the Father of the Year award in Victoria in 1971 his long- suffering wife expressed incredulity, exclaiming: “I don’t know who the judges are, but they must be on opium.”
based
>They had four children, who would inherit the rebellious streak and weakness for excess of their frequently absent father. Susan, the eldest, battled with drug problems before becoming an authority on dementia. Stephen rejected his father’s name and went to live and work with Aborigines before becoming a novelist and playwright. Rosslyn left home for a squat at the age of 15 and became a heroin addict, but turned her life around. They survive him; a fourth child, Robert, died in infancy.
wew

blog on

No clue pal you've fucked it

Is the man going to kick the ball today?

welp, 4 wanks now

Good deal 2bh

ball status: kicked

sucking an exhaust pipe

your mam sucked the shite out of my arse

doesn’t sound very based at all

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