Have you ever been arrested or dealt with by the police? What for? What are cops like in your city/ cunt...

In middle school the school officer was bullying me, he did it to a lot of kids because he was an asshole

I told him go fuck himself, a week later I got a court letter in the mail for causing a "public disturbance" (there was literally nobody else around)

After like 8 months of waiting, I go to the court and the judge just tells me to not do it again

Yeah once for drugs, but got released after a few hours since they didn't found anything on me.

I was assaulted, with visible wounds, and reported it to the cops. They didn't care and I'm 100% certain that they never went to talk to the guy. Making a complaint would be useless since the entire police force are hillbilly cousins.

I pulled up on the highway, scooped up two lanes to the left in one go and floored it to 170 km/h to overtake a slow car.

No ticket because they couldn't do a proper measurement.

>why yes detective, I am the Livestream Cannibal, how did you catch me?

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I got arrested by the night BAC (Anti-Criminal Brigade), basically they all look like Hank from Breaking Bad, but with leather jackets and blue jeans. They see crime every day and you can tell they're glad to sometomes get the opportunity to get physical with the scumbags they arrest. They handled me so roughly I had a limp a few days and bad bruises from when they tackled me and held my face against the pavement, even though I didn't resist arrest. The youngest of them seemed really sad when he saw that I wasn't another dumb, no-good hatred-filled banlieue-roaming son of immigrant, but a tame, first-time-offender student. It's like he lost another bit of hope now that it wasn't just shitskins and albanian going around doing illegal stuff, but also people like me.
I'm not gonna tell you what I got arrested for, except that it was the most retarded crap i've ever done. If you're poor, hungry and angry, stay at home and don't go out at night, because you'll be tempted to do stupid shit. Next thing you now you've got a suspended sentence hanging over your idiot head and have to be a good boy for years.

Did you try to steal from a mini market or someting?

>university
Fucking lmao, the school police meme is real.

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Almost never run in to the police cus they are so innactive around here. Last week I saw one drive past me slowly while I was high and I got scared but they didn't bother me. They were probably keeping an eye out for Ahmed.

>Have you ever been arrested or dealt with by the police?
yes
What for?
had drugs (mdma) on me
What are cops like in your city/ cunt?
cunts, they tried to make me sign some papers with stuff that never happened just to fuck me up more, even if I was 17 and not a junkie nor a troublemaker.
Ever had to bribe one?
you can't

No. It's no use asking though I will always answer no even if you get it right.

That's alright. Desperation can cause otherwise normal people to do some stupid shit. Been there, done that.

I've been fined for speeding and having a broken tail light. I hate cops. I will never call the police for help.

I had sex several times with a (female) Canada Border Services Agency officer in a British Columbian city called Abbotsford. I never went through her booth at the border or anything; we met at a minor league baseball game.

My mother didn't know what to do with me so she called the cops and told them I was suicidal to have me taken away.
The dumb bitch though it would set me straight and I would go back to school, 7 years later I am still NEET.

The cops who took me were cool tho and told me never to become a cop.

They're fucking cunts.
I've been arrested for public intoxication and public disturbance about 10 times.

incredibly based. do you have a criminal record?

No. It would be a big hassle to cross the border if I had one of those. I have been arrested once, but it was for drunk-driving in a Central American country where I just ended up paying a "penalty" and being released.

I raped an intelligence officer once

I assaulted a guy, broke his teeth and nose, he filed a report
3 days later a cop called me and “asked” if I could go to the police station and give him my side of story
he was doing his job and I collaborated, easy as that

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yeah i know. that's why it would have been really hot if she let you through to canada even if u had a criminal record.

I got stopped for riding my bike without proper lights past sundown. They told me it's dangerous and against the law, and I ought get some for my own safety.
This was like 8 years ago and to date my only interaction with any law enforcement.

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