You wake up at an American college party

You wake up at an American college party.

What do?

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find a drunk passed out girl and fuck her, since no awake girl would get with me, probably
either that or just suck some chad's dick if i was drunk enough

me next to blue shirt guy on balcony

Give them pic related look and walk out of there

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But user that's... :/

Start partying with them. I was an AGR for 3 years.

beggars can't be choosers, user

Kill the all.

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based russian eliot rodgers

probably try not to get shot

First I would get pic related out of my pocket and use them sneakily. After a while people begin to notice and panic ensues... thats the moment I destroy all music speakers when no one pays attention.
Now it stinks and they have no music... If thats enough to destroy the good atmosphere and break up the party I leave....
If they decide to continue I will get a knife and slaughter a women that is passed out... it may take a few minutes but its only a matter of time until a person find the corpse... that should be enough too ruin everyones mood ^^

Forget pic..

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>Step 1
Take photos and videos of everyone drinking and doing drugs
>Step 2
Threaten to call the police and school's dean and report all the underage drinkers unless they pay me
>Step 3
Use blackmail money to buy a plane ticket home

That pretty metal, Germany.

Hope it's an ABC party

get pissed on a 330ml can of light beer like a real american and shoot up a schoold

report everyone for underage drinking

You are like IRL janny. Will the cops pay you for it?

the cops will deport me back to croatia for being in the US without a visa

Have sex

>buy gun
>shoot school

Based.

Report everyone to the authorities as they are all 20 yo, 11 months, 30 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes old and they are drinking alcoholic beverages