You wake up at an American college party

You wake up at an American college party.

What do?

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find a drunk passed out girl and fuck her, since no awake girl would get with me, probably
either that or just suck some chad's dick if i was drunk enough

me next to blue shirt guy on balcony

Give them pic related look and walk out of there

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But user that's... :/

Start partying with them. I was an AGR for 3 years.

beggars can't be choosers, user

Kill the all.

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based russian eliot rodgers

probably try not to get shot