... And they accept Unconditional Surrender. Which harsh terms will your country impose to your neighbors?
1v1 vs UK >Scotland, and Wales become independent, North Ireland reunited with Ireland and England can't annex or reunite with them >War reparations
1v1 vs Belgium >Total annexion
1v1 vs Luxemburg >Total annexion
1v1 vs Germany >Annexion of Sarre >Occupation of Bade-Wurtemberg and the Left Bank of the Rhine for few months, then total demilitarization of those two, possibility of creating a Rhineland Puppet state as buffer. >Independance of Bavaria, Germany can't annex or reunite >All Länder must have at least 50% of refugees in all of their towns. >Merkel stays Chancellor for life >War reparations
1v1 vs Switzerland >Annexion of Romandie >War repartions
1v1 vs Italy >Annexion of Aoste (huge French speaking region) >Occupation few months of Piémont & Ligurie, demilitarization of both. >Independance of Sardaigne and Sicily >War reparations
1v1 vs Spain >Independance of Catalogne and Euskara (Basque) region, Spain can't annex or reunite >War reparations
1v1 vs Andorre. >War reparations (can't be annexed as it is both ruled by French and Spanish government)
racewar vs swedes >annexation of swedish lapland >rejoining skåne to denmark >ethnical cleansing of all swedish speakers from finnish lands to sweden
Christian Thomas
>Which harsh terms will your country impose to your neighbors? I would gift them the entirety of Southern Italy
Justin Green
1v1 vs France >EU parliament permanently stays in Brussels
1v1 vs Austria >Anschluss, but with Kurz as chancellor
1v1 vs Poland >No more reparation claims ever again
1v1 Schwitzerland >they must join EU
Alexander Howard
Why every Italians on this board hate Southern Italy this much?
Christopher Ortiz
Everyone hates parasites, it's an evolutionary feature
Tyler Green
In 1915 hundreds of thousands of Frenchmen fearlessly threw themselves at the enemy artillery and machine guns without hesitation or regard for personal safety, not for any good or worthy reason except protecting their national honor.
In 2015, Frenchmen screamed, cried and pissed themselves as they crawled away from the terrorists or were dragged out and mutilated, their eyes gouged and their testicles cut off. None fought back, all were praying for Americans to save them as they had on the Amsterdam-Paris train in August. None fought back or defended themselves despite being massively superior in number.
Had the generation of 1915 been present, the attackers would not have gotten any further than the doorway before being bundled off and drowned by mobs in the Seine like Algerian protesters in 1961.
The difference the 100 years makes, is that the French of 1915 were the inheritors of the tradition of Clovis, Napoleon, Danjou etc, and the French of 2015 are the inheritors of the tradition of Derrida, Sartre, Foucault, and de Beauvoir.
Every French posting here on Jow Forums would react exactly the same way as Benjamin Cazenoves. You could do anything to such people and they would not be able to stop you.
>formal apology to the UK for treason >return to the Commonwealth under Her Majesty >tear down all monuments and holy shrines to traitors like Washington and Jefferson, and just generally halt the practise of dear leader worship >reparations paid to the descendants of all loyalists >dismantle Washington DC and impose a proper Westminster parliament >fire every cop and replace with Royal Canadian Mounted Police, rehire cops under RCMP training >stricter gun control, universal healthcare, abolish death penalty, sensible overhaul of criminal justice and prison system, sensible overhaul of education system, sensible overhaul of food standards, etc. >gut higher education costs and make it affordable for everyone, not necessarily free, but affordable >shrink the military, leave Germany, Japan, et al., and use money to pay for infrastructure >cut Israel right the fuck off until they recognise Palestine and stop expansion >heavily regulate large financial industries >make humans on Mars a serious priority with the funding it needs >ban circumcision
NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T EXTERMINATE INNOCENT PEOPLE!!!!!!!
Mason Peterson
Deal.
Liam Gray
holy fycking based
Nicholas Flores
1v1 vs Canada Open borders and free trade
1v1 vs Mexico Open borders and free trade
Matthew Perez
HOLY BASED Is this the only good leaf post on the entire website?
Caleb Collins
1v1 vs UK >all british men must be my bf
Jaxon Turner
Generalplan Ost
Brayden Rogers
Greece >annexation of the islands in aegean sea and annulment of their claims in eastern med sea
Bulgaria >full annexation
Syria >put fsa in charge idk
South Cyprus >full annexation and genocide
Iraq >give us all your oil idk
Iran >annexation of northwest Iran to Turkey
Georgia >just take batum for casinos
Azerbaijan >full annexation for banter purposes
Armenia >full annexation and true genocide
Jack Nelson
Wew
Ryder Brown
>cucks to da kween and da KANGZdom >based
Ryan Powell
>1v1 vs Germany >nationalize Opel and force them to produce a cheap and fast sports car for the masses >lower taxes >improve government efficiency >implement direct democracy at least on state level for starters >federalize a bit, change the bundesländer back to historical borders but give them more state rights, name the whole thing German confederation >impose strict laws on immigration and use the chaos of war to send back ~2m new Germans to their countries of origin >force Ursula von der Leyen to do a gangbang humiliation hc porn in full Nazi garb >complete all pending large infrastructure projects on time and on budget, fix the general infrastructure and tidy up the streets and parks >retreat and give back every inch of land we conquered back to the German people.
James Wood
I force Canadian representatives to help me conspire to introduce Canadian food and health standards to food productions and sales, and force them to help me annihilate the Health Care insurance industry and forcibly ram down to cost of healthcare
Ian Turner
Malaysia >annexation of north borneo or installation of a puppet state Singapore >total annexation East timor >total annexation Papua new guinea >installation of a puppet government >war reparations Australia >annexation of some parts of NT and WA >war reparations
Zachary Williams
>all of Canada goals involve US apologizing to other countries
Based and cuckold-pilled. As expected.
Jeremiah Howard
>Had the generation of 1915 been present The shitskins would never have made it in in such numbers in the first place
Owen Richardson
>>Merkel stays Chancellor for life Unnecessarily cruel.
Austin Williams
1v1 vs Laos >annex it >fully enbrace our true brothers >use magic powers to bring back dead and hold a banquet
1v1 vs Cambodia >burn it to the ground then annex lebensraum >the red river will be ours >maybe genocide everyone >just maybe
now for the good one 1v1 vs Ch*na >annex Yunnan, Guangxi, Guangdong and Hainan provinces (Hainan rightfully ours anywa >independent Manchurian >independent Tibet >cede southern Mongolia to Mongolia. >independent Uyghur state (or go to some central asia country) >force PRC step down claim for taiwan and south china sea islands >step down claim for Hong Kong and Makow >take back some qt beijing wives for every viet man >new chinese flag must be green background gold dragon viet nam is your god now little man >gibs
Adrian Morales
>1v1 Schwitzerland >they must join EU Cringe and Bluepilled
Jayden Russell
vs Belgium >complete annexation >Dutch becomes the national language >all regional parliaments get disbanded
vs Germany >get rid of the east germany / the slavic part >Dutch becomes the national language
vs France (we have land borders) >the French military becomes under Dutch command >we will invade Belgium for the Netherlands >you can exchange Belgium for an independent France again
vs Venezuela >we will take the top positions in society >we will take their oil >they may become independent again in 35 years
Logan Cruz
>Return to the commonwealth under the british queen How can Canada be be so cucked?
Jonathan Powell
>1 vs 1 against Norway genocide >1 vs 1 against Finland genocide >1 vs 1 against Estonia annexation + genocide >1 vs 1 against Latvia annexation + genocide >1 vs 1 against Lithuania annexation + genocide >1 vs 1 against Poland war reparations >1 vs 1 against Belarus annexation >1 vs 1 against Ukraine annexation >1 vs 1 against Georgia genocide >1 vs 1 against Azerbaijan war reparations >1 vs 1 against Kazakhstan annexation of North + genocide >1 vs 1 against China genocide >1 vs 1 against Mongolia annexation >1 vs 1 against DPRK war reparations >1 vs 1 against Japan war reparations >1 vs 1 against USA war reparations
Aaron Rivera
Based and redpilled
Aaron Hughes
>vs France (we have land borders) If you talk about Guyane, you'll most likely end up fully annex it or at worse a huge chunk, if you talk about Metropolitan territories, you have to go through Belgium or Belgian/UK waters to reach us, so you basically can't since it's a 1v1 war.
1v1 vs All European nations >Forced to leave EU and and join FE ( Fraternité Européenne) which is an OTAN esque organisation that promotes pro-nationalist policies in European nations + mutual defence. >Reémigration pour tout les non- européens
Parker Morgan
Except Guyane and St Martin, France and NL doesn't share borders moron
Charles Parker
Based
Hunter James
>Except Guyane wtf are you talking about ? Brazil or Suriname ?
Annex everyone, except France. France will be excluded from the EU and split into at least 20 different countries that are not allowed to reunite.
Jordan Turner
>Auvergne indépendante Please make it true.
Cooper Wood
1v1 vs Indonesia >Made colony >West Papua is freed >Islam banned
1v1 vs Papua New Guinea >Annexed >Becomes Territory of New Guinea once more
1v1 vs New Zealand >Annexed >BT freed >BT made Viceroy of New Zealand >Jacinda and other traitors brought to justice >All mosques closed >All Muslims and other criminal non-Whites deported
>russia Give cute russian girls pls >China Give liadong peninsula Give independence to tibet, Xinjiang, inner mongolia and manchuria Give southeast china sea to ASEAN >nork Full annex >j*ps Death to all of there royal family Destroy all of there war criminals shrine Give tushima, okinawa and kyushu to korea Give back all of the stolen artifacts Destroy all of there navies Destroy all of there an*me
>Israel Take Eilat, control med coast, impose two-state solution, war reparations, forced breeding program to enrich the Egyptian bloodline with the Big Ashkenazi Phenotype
>Gaza/Palestine Dismantle all armed activity
>Libya Control of oil resources, puppet regime, war reparations, Libyan navy becomes tightly integrated with Egyptian navy
>Sudan Puppet regime, just to have a yes man in African and Nile Basin affairs, other than that they don't have anything we might want
>Special mention: Saudi Arabia Hand over control of gulf oil fields to Egyptian companies, irrevocable destruction of all major cities, install useless monarchy that in reality is powerless as country falls back into tribalism
Plus the usual like extraterritoriality, freedom of movement for Egyptian citizens, etc. Also note that Egypt has controlled Sudan (until 1952) and gave it up because it was a shithole without any hope of improvement.
Parker Peterson
>Canada Gib northeastern bits. Newfundland, nova scotia, and other parts. Free quabec. War reps on remaining Canada. >Mexico Closed tightly guarded border. Take back all chicos you sent to us. Forced breeding control programs to keep population low. >Cuba Idk, Cigar reperations and resort places for americans.
Caleb Gray
>Russia
Split it up in many pieces.
Take back places lost in 1911.
Take back Lake Baigal.
Annex all places with buryat majority and kick ethnic russians out.
>China Independence for Tibet,Inner Mongolia.Let inner mongolia join mongolia if they want.
Kick all pure blooded han chinese out from tibet and inner Mongolia by force.
Using china as proxy Kill all person with more than 10% manchuria blood.
Steal all their valuable assets specially nukes,companies.
And leave them to fight uyghur people.
Zachary Wright
basically what you do to Paraguay
Lucas Watson
>russia Bring back the pre opium war border >mongolia, taiwan, vietnam, both korea, bhutan, nepal, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan Full anex > India Give up kashmir, demilitarize there nukes > Myanmar, Bangladesh Give full control of there major ports > Japan Give Okinawa and Hokkaido There princes need to live in china for 20 years before coming back to china Ther entire navy is disabled There kyushu region will have the chinese army occupiying important cities
Bentley Ward
>Forced breeding control programs to keep population low Just cut off their oil, and all overseas imports. The GMOs the Rockefeller Foundation gave them only work with copious amounts of fertilizer.
They will then starve to death by the tens of millions, all the way down to 30 million filthy, stinking beaners
>Libya nothing changes at this point >Sudan nothing changes at this point >Gaza Dismantle all the armed groups there >Israel Egypt becomes pseudo-egypt that is Greater Israel in disguise
Liam Russell
1v1 vs Indonesia >Made colony >West Papua is freed >Islam banned
Wrong. >First total and complete chemical castration of all males regardless of age. >Force locals to clean up their shithole at gunpoint by occupation forces. >Islands are cleaned up Islam literally dies out there and so does the shitskin squatting on the islands >Declare the whole archipelago a national park.
1v1 vs Papua New Guinea >Annexed >Becomes Territory of New Guinea once more
Same as Indonesia - if you do not clean up the shitstains squatting there it will return to a shithole later on.
1v1 vs New Zealand >Annexed >BT freed >BT made Viceroy of New Zealand >Jacinda and other traitors brought to justice >All mosques closed >All Muslims and other criminal non-Whites deported
I agree with all of this except the deport part. Specifically the supposed how. Officially they will be marshaled and the flown from Western Australia back to the Mideast/EastAsia/India/Africa. >Unofficially they will be deployed into the Indian ocean in wooden boats under the cover of night- pulled out a couple hundred nautical miles off the coast then used as target practice for our navy.
As far as the non whites in Australia they will all be forced into exile in the Simpson desert with Jews as their guides and we will have multiple live fire war games with our Scout divisions, Artillery, Air Force, Commando's and SASR.
>Canada Make it a US territory, free Quebec >Mexico For the most part there isnt much I would change, let the Mexican people keep their identity, but I would send troops to fight cartels in combat as a means of training so they can get experience
Tyler Cook
Addendum
1v1 All Pacific Islands Nations south of Hawaii >Nothing changes because who the fuck cares - with the exception of denial of all visa's to Australia or NZ
1v1 Singapore >Total Annexation >Forced castration of all males and restoration of Singapore as our first line of defense against the Chinese.
1v1 Malaysia >Annexation >Government handouts for those willing to work with forced chemical castration for those who do not to build the defences and sea walls required to hold off China.
1v1 Philipines >Annexation >Forced chemical castration of all males
All Sea countries also permanently exempt from all forms of travel outside their islands. In 10 Years reform our Federation into the Alba Austral Imperium.
>Make it a US territory, free Quebec absolutely based post
Wyatt Butler
what about East Timor and Brunei?
Evan Richardson
>Egypt has controlled Sudan (until 1952) and gave it up because it was a shithole >was hahaha
Liam Young
Great post
Jayden Gomez
What is that obsession with Okinawa ?
Kayden Miller
East Timor is already our protectorate - however in the interest of purging and cleaning up the shithole that is SEA I will allow Portugal to import all its former citizens via dropping them off in dingies off their coast in the middle of the night after rushing in from International waters.
1v1 Brunei >Same fate as Malaysia.
Most of my policies post war revolve around permanent non violent ethnic cleansing. The bonus tot his is if they get uppity after they figure out what we have done to them then we get a continual source of combat training and jungle/island hopping expertise to keep our troops and offices sharp for at least 30 years until resistance is dead or too few to fight.
Anzus will keep the Chinese off our backs long enough to shore up our defences before they realise we are closing them off from the south.
Eli Phillips
1v1 Serbia >rape and steal 1v1 Bulgaria >rape and steal 1v1 Ukraine >rape and steal 1v1 Moldova >rape and annex 1v1 Hungary >rape and exterminate
More like >Tries to annex Lappland >Runs out of firepower >Not enough industry to produce more >Run out of men >6 gorrilion reserve army made up of middle aged drunks gets sent in >All die within their first week.
Ryder Morgan
Yeah forgot about Jersiais & Guernesiais
Ian Ramirez
>vs Turkey give up all European territory except a narrow 20km zone before Istanbul. Free unlimited and unconditional passage through Bosphorus >vs Greece gib Thrace and officially announce Greek yoghurt is actually Bulgarian yoghurt >vs Macedonia just take down the retarded statues >vs Serbia release every barbecue recipe >vs Romania every tourist has to come here with a golden star on their arm that says "MAMALIGAR"
Ian Carter
>officially announce Greek yoghurt is actually Bulgarian yoghurt What an intolerable cultural appropriation, don't give up the fight bro.
Henry Collins
>1v1 vs Germany is this some sort of delusional frog fantasy
Nathan Garcia
B A S E D
Jordan Hill
>every tourist has to come here with a golden star on their arm that says "MAMALIGAR" Kek you're already ripping us off tho
>Annexation of Madeira and Cristiano Ronaldo. Cession of Mourinho for 25 years. >"Que Viva España" becomes the new national anthem >María de Medeiros to be the weather girl in TVE, Quim de Almeida to be handed over to Jorge Javier, to do as he pleases with him >The spanish nation acquires full prima nocte rights on Maddie
France
>The formerly known country of France is split in 2: the Kingdom of Alizee comprising Corsica and Nice, and the Islamic Caliphate of Al-Gabachia. >The latter obliges itself to incorporate catalonia and the catalans (after we've deprived it of anything of value). Cannot sell it, cannot give independence. With you forever. >Hijab is compulsory and the new capital is transferred from París to a sovereign exclave within the city of Ouagadougou, Burkina Fasso >The french language must be written according the spanish phonetics, but in arab scripture
Andorra >Prohibition of tobacco, alcohol, skiing, banking and any other activity but to dedicate themselves to a monastic Life and the paintings of Ecce Homos.
Morocco
>Annexation of the Island of Perejil >Annual tribute (jizya) to Spain in the form of shipments of hashis >Pork ribs and bacon with couscous is declared their national dish
Oliver Gray
Based
Nathan Martinez
1v1 against Haiti >genocide and full anexation >massive reforestation program
1v1 against USA >annex Puerto Rico
1v1 against Cuba >full annexation >purge all the commies
Grayson Peterson
1v1 with Canada >They have to become a US territory that can have their own government, but free movement between countries
B-BASED. as long as I don't become a canadian cock concubine
Samuel Perry
1x1 Russia annexation, creation of the soviet union, and then annexation all other ex-soviet states 1x1 other -stans only take their capitals and surrounding territories 1x1 China annexation of uighur part, 50% of uighur males can fuck off, qt's are welcome