B*ngs BTFOED

B*ngs BTFOED

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How did they die?

Balconies and gaysex

Balconies and alcohol poisoning mostly, but in the USA it's gunshot wounds and suicide no doubt

The Anglo fears the Indo-Aryan BVLL
This is why English """people""" left India.

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Why do you people use so many spices? You dont like natural flavours?

they have burned all their receptors so they need spices to feel anything at this point

>binge drinking in Switzerland
wtf

Spices contains a lot of antinocrobial/antifungal/... metabolites
That's why in place like India where they hang the meat in the hot sun and let it fester with flies they use lots of spices

>this kills the bong

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Yes, but you dont need 20+ spices to achieve that, also salt and smoke have the same effect

whats this meme about brits and balcony deaths?

Its a fact friend

Chavs go to shithole Spanish resorts with minimal safety measures, get drunk and jump/fall off balconies.

>english deaths in portugal

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assisted suicide

>minimal safety measures
No other nationality has trouble staying on said balconies

That's always been my understanding. Maybe I'm wrong. Do they just jump off for the sake of it?

Ah ok, I didn't understand why would they go to Switzerland to act like the usual hooligan in Barcelona.

most fall off while climbing from one balcony to another

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Most of them are probably just natural deaths when they happen to be on holiday.

>English deaths in France
BASED

>be bong
>big brother watching your every step in urban industrial hellhole gets tiresome so after years of saving up finally able to go on vacation
>go to portugal with wife and kids
>lying at the beach with disgusting fat body to tan
>sit back up
>look around
>ur daughter got kidnapped
>wtf NOOOOOOOO MY LITTLE BABE! OI VEY! MY LITTLE BABY SLAG IS GONE
>some portuguese gang is using her 4 year old body however they please
>start crying like a faggot
>notify police
>they say "of course senor. we will send out every unit at our disposal and we will find your young daughter!
>*sniff* bless ye, kind sir you spaniards are alrite!
>the entire police station is laughing their asses off after you leave and put the case in the trash
>time to drive home
>stop in a hotel in spain
>fall out of balcony and die

Is this considered funny in Lithuania?

Bongs are retarded and try to jump from their balcony to the pool and fail miserably

only in vocaroo form

Mountain accidents and assisted suicide. Brits are romantic people, they love dying with a dramatic mountain view.

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Kek

Balconing is still a thing, pal
Your countrymen just fucking jump off balconies and die trying to aim at the pool

spainairds are in awe of the bravery, thas what won us ww2 against the germs and stopped you speaking germ today

>rosbif education

lmao