You might be having a bad day but just remember: you could be Italian!

She was mean. She was very very nice to me. But she would flirt with me and said all of these things to me about sex. But when I told her I wanted to have sex with her she said “ahhhh but we are just friends!!! plus, i’m sure you get lots of sex anyways ;)”...

I was a Virgin.

Attached: A8030258-8BA6-41AB-8735-86CBC0F19F38.jpg (220x184, 5K)

She wasnt a real friend

#rekt

she really messed me up. She was the first girl to ever give me attention like that. and she literally just kept me on a string and lead me on and since I was a Virgin, I didn’t realize it.

was she from new jersey?

Being Italian is great.
Everyone wishes they were us.

>inb4 flag

I live abroad porco dio

no. Vicenza (and no I was not a soldier)

cazzo ci fai in peggior corea?

God i wish i was italian

Italians are like a chiller version of us (while germs are a more autistic version and brits are a drunker version).
So if I had to choose I'd rather be Italian indeed.

che cazzo verrai a me

c'ero quasi cascato Ching-Wong.

>us
Who's that ? I have nothing to do with you, you piece of trash.

pero sono italiana americana e non sono coreana ma magari posso parlare meglio in inglese di italiano. vero.. si vergonaro :/

>italiana americana

Attached: carmela could you PLEASE.jpg (250x233, 4K)

mia famiglia hanno venuti da italia porco

jealous because I speak way more languages and can afford to go abroad with my rich italian nonno?

>speak way more languages

l'italiano non benissimo amica mia, comunque stavo solo memando un innocente tony soprano.

I'm a virgin

Attached: photo_2019-04-06_15-08-35.jpg (1024x769, 65K)

fai sesso

Spogliati

This tbf.

*si toglie il pannolone*
prendimi

>pannolone

Attached: 1545104426717.gif (298x298, 1.78M)

italiabros, rate the following cities from best to worst

rome
milan
turin
naples
florence
genoa
palermo
bologna
venice

Attached: 1558163490511.png (789x356, 189K)

How can one become Italian if not being born Italian?

it's broken because I haven't used it since childhood but I understand it, and I speak several languages more fluently.

ah sopranos.. non mi piace ma mia madre molto piace e ha guardato spesso

>us

>rome
most beautiful city in the world, some areas look like shit now after years of neglect, metro and public transport is utter trash
>milan
historical center is nice albeit small, some good sights like the duomo and the castle, also good for going out, other than that is not a very good looking city, lots of service do work though.
>turin
similar to Milan but nicer, more "royal" looking (big avenues, many aesthetic buildings), also very nice under the snow, rains too much though.
>naples
quintessential med city, very chaotic but also fun to explore, has a dangerous vibe to it but isn't as dangerous as it looks, traffic here is the worst in Europe probably.
>florence
beautiful renaissance town with amazing views, kind of a tourist trap though and overrun with yanks, still very worth visiting.
>genoa
love Genova, like Naples it has a very med city feel and the small caruggi (narrow alleys) are fun to explore.
>palermo
only been there once, the center and the sea promenade is quite nice, don't know much else.
>bologna
fun little town, univeristy is huge so lots of young people around, also very characteristic with its portici and taverns, I really like it.
>venice
absolute tourist trap but worth visiting at least once, it's unlike any other city on Earth, do not buy anything there if you don't want to pay triple the price tho.

Venice
Palermo
Florence
Turin
Genoa
Rome
Bologna
Naples
---------
---------
---------
---------
---------
Milan

t. bilal

non parlare britanno brutto

>britanno

Attached: 1394677007584.jpg (600x514, 43K)

lui non capisci comunque
perchè tu sei così cattivo con me adesso? quando ti amo tanto

tell me about the italians
why do they love Umaru

Attached: 1558057474916.gif (500x400, 17K)

mi ha fatto ridere 'britanno'

Attached: 1558026310820.jpg (400x400, 21K)

Attached: 1557501966664.jpg (2697x2182, 2.58M)

stupido ratto schifoso

haha ok insegnarmi parolacce per gli inglesi per favore andrò a dormire presto

image puissante

umaru is our daily bread

Attached: 1556654856276.png (1021x719, 789K)

angloide va bene