>Serbo-croatian
The most beautiful language, melodic, soulful, amazing....
>Russian
>the audible equivalent of dogshit that is almost as grating to listen to as your average basic bitch Californian girl. Way too many jjjjjjeeeee sounds too.
How is this possible ?
Russian is the most pleasant sounding slavic language. So soft while other sounds like orc grunts and hissing
First post best post
>Latin script Slavic languages
>So soft
You deaf bro ?
As a serbo-croatian speaker I'm going to have to ask you to respect my Russian friends
CYKA BLYAT REMUF DIS
Oh pish posh, Latin and cyrillic have a 1 to 1 relation with each Serbo-Croatian. One does not have an advantage over the other in this language.
>serbo-croatian speaker
>my Russian friends
Something only an amer*can would say.
Jebi se, peder
Calm down bobby joe
All true
If Slovene were the Queen's English, then Serbocroatian would be Carribean pidgin. It's actually a pidginized form of West South Slavic for use by Ottoman officials.
i thought the OP was the cringiest shit i'd ever seen but then you made this post
Slovenia is the only perfect country in this world.
b-but I am more familiar with Serbo-Croatian as it is more prevalent in music.
wew lad
Leave it to Slovenes to ruin their reputation on this site
Everytime I hear someone say sámo or táko on the street, I wanna beat my head against the lamppost. Wanna hear a joke? What's the plural of sin (son) in Serbocroatian? SÍNOVI, lmao!
>I wanna beat my head against the lamppost
No problem, just make sure your head doesn't cross the border while you're doing it
samó takó naprej, prijatelj
a te lj pa nj tud pizdita?
>sámo
Isn't it the same in Slovenian or are you talking about the emphasis ?
If the latter, you sure you're not on the spectrum m8 ?
sámo is the accusative form of the singular feminine reflexive pronoun (zakaj me puščaš sámo) whereas samó is an adverb that means just, only (samó še minuto mi daj). I'm not blaming the southerners, cause even some Slovenes can't speak their own language. Last week someone walking past me said 'ȏ mȏj bȏg' and I thought that even if this was some kind of criticism directed at my appearance, it would be invalid, since that person pronounced every single word in that sentence improperly, even the o, and should get the fuck out of Ljubljana and fuck off back to "Kȏper".
>sounds like orc grunts and hissing
>tf
>tp
da li nimaš ti avtizma, anone?
>wahhhhh why can't everyone just talk like me!!! Even the people who speak a different language from me!!!!
I agree that Serbo-Croatian is a best sounding European language.
>the southerners
Is this how you refer to horvats, crnagorans, srbs ?
On that note, I mentioned once to a serb waiter in Kotor that I'd studied two semesters of Slovenian language in Lithuania. Without any further comment he proceeded to explain how Slovenes have this arrogant demeanor forgetting the fact they are the "workhorses of Austria and Germany".
based
>kuzukuzu
why do you southerners insist on sticking personal pronouns in every single sentence when there's no need for them? 'Da li nimaš avtizma' would suffice (or 'ali imaš avtizem?' in Slovene) because the second person form of the verb communicates perfectly clearly that you're speaking to one person, and not several. Personally, I put this down to the influence of Turkish, which is an analytic language without case and thus has to specify the grammatical number of the subject with a personal pronoun, just like English (do YOU have autism, whereas in non-Serbocroatian Slavic, 'do have autism?' is not only acceptable, but preferrable).
>amer*can
Opinion discarded.
You're worse than ISIS
he's seething lads
Romance influences
>BiH
Fuck you paki nigger
>Fuck you paki nigger
I don't live in India, it's just my shitty internet provider routes through static IPs there.
Dlinnosheyeyeyed
Pyeryeshtyempyelyevaniye
Klyeyeno-pyeryeklyeyeno
Naideystvityel'neyshiy
Dialyektiko-matyerialistichyeskimi
Elyektrofotopoluprovodnikovogo
I hope you enjoyed
I could kill you right now and nobody would know
Holy fuck, how Pols live with their latin alphabet?
First you need to stop shaving your legs and dying hair silver, britfag
Kontrstratyegiya
Repeat after me.
Vos'-mi-dye-sya-ti-vos'-mi-mi-lli-mye-tro-vo-ye
I think many Slovenes are somewhat frustrated by the formerly superior cultural status of Serbocroatian and the assymetric nature of cultural exchange in former Yugoslavia (meaning that Slovenians will consume Serbian and Croatian culture but not the other way around).
Funny how the only countries that didn't speak servocroatian in ex yu are the only normal ones
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I see. Is your name Vuk though ?
ZHUZHZHANIYE
No-one in Slovenia is named Volk [vouk] except for neo-nazi black metal enthusiasts.
don't you ever get tired of ruining your poor flag's reputation like this
I was suggesting he may be an ex-(real)-yu immigent
Haven't heard of you in a while, welcome back
>sth*kavian
Probably because it's almost 50% turkish so it sounds more like the oriental languages you're used to.
Also they invented turbofolk which is equal to ghetto shouting but with turkish loanwords.
>Uruguay
But what does this have to do with sarth emerica ?
This Turbofolk sounds a lot like turkish music lmao
because it is
:3
What is your agenda ?
That's a good thing though.
I mean imagine being so pleb that you actually listen to amer*can music.
german-tier
not every thread i post on has to be related to my country
It's Turkish except when Serbian producers borrow their tracks from Latinos instead of Turks and then it suddenly becomes Latin music.
>Latin music.
I'd rather neck myself
Is this an example or is it more Turkish sounding?
youtu.be
Yes it is
Just pointing out the facts. There isn't much ''Slavic'' left in standard Serbocroatian so it's silly comparing it to Russian.
I can tell you by the name alone that this is a cover of a gypsy song. Many people in the ex-yu will say that turbofolk is gypsy-sounding rather than turkish or oriental-sounding. Which is strange, considering that Serbian gypsy music and Hungarian gypsy music sound nothing alike.
>implying most Slavic languages have much Slavic vocabulary left
Serbocroatian definitely beats Czech and Polish in this regard, and maybe Russian too
Why is most turbofolk produced by Serbia while Bosnia has significantly less?
youtu.be
I shared this video with you, didn't I :3
Bosnia has no money to consume or produce glossy pop music
Because all ''Serbian'' turbofolk musicians are imported from Bosnia.
The size of Turkish vocabulary in Sthokavian makes it meaningless
BiH has Dino Merlin, the best music artist in the world.
It's not like Bosnia produces 0 music though
youtu.be
(This one is old but I like it)
>>Russian
>>the audible equivalent of dogshit that is almost as grating to listen to as your average basic bitch Californian girl. Way too many jjjjjjeeeee sounds too.
I strongly disagree, and really love how the language sounds. I'm a victim of STALKER and pop culture tho, not a literary person and I might end up learning the language for the exoticism and hobby though I have no interest to communicate with its native speakers
chakavian is quite literally the best language in evropa
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Another one for you, fren
shame it's merging with Sthokavian and becoming a dialect of Serbocroatian
My point is that the most renowned Serbian turbofolk musicians, such as Šaban Šaulić, Baja Mali Knindža, Mile Kitić, Mitar Mirić, Zdravko Čolić, Roki and Lepa Brena were usually born in, or trace their origins from Bosnia, both because we have an inborn talent for music and you can't build a music career here.
youtu.be
fuck turbofolk tbqh
So you're okay with Sevdalinka?
turkish influences aren't inherently bad, just turbofolk is an objectively shit genre of music
/nit
Pojdi nazaj
Good to hear
youtu.be
a brazilian man can learn serbian and speak it with no accent
a russian man learns the grammar and vocabular a little bit faster but can never get rid of the accent
The Yugoslav man is incapable of learning Slovene.
>accentuating the last syllable
I like you. You're very smart.
yeah such as north macedonia with its styrofoam statues
it's us trying to speak slovene. personal pronouns are ommitted in croatian too. but when we make fun of slovene we use them, cause we think you talk like that
Read it with retard accent