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Ja moslims zijn idd extreem rechts

hou je kanker bek VPNflikker.

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Ben op vakantie

>Beffen? Nee dankjewel, vagina voelt dan wel goed om je penis maar het ziet er allerminst appetijtelijk uit. Met pijpen heb ik daarentegen geen enkel probleem.

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Dat ben ik volledig met je eens maar ik moet je bekennen dat ik die rappers al lang niet meer zie.

Heilige gebaseerd

Ik loop mank in de byenkorf

>t*attas be like: met zijn allen tegen een? Dat is niet eerlijk hoor, heb je geen eer ofzo?

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Als ik inelkaar geslagen wordt door 5 buitenlanders hebben we een maand later 5 downsyndromes erbij.

Nee idd, als ik me goed herinner zijn SBMG of iig een persoon eruit gegaan. Echte zielliedjes zoals 4x duurder mis ik wel een beetje
Gebaseerd

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Wie van jullie is in Kampen geweest?

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How long does it take most immigrants to learn Dutch? Can I do it in 6 months while living here, whilst taking classes?

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DIT.
Een vrouw dienen (door te beffen) is kanker onderdanig en voor bèta "mannen"

forever. foreigners will never master it

mvg
eeuwige maagd

K3 woont daar, koek

I won't say cause you're mean

>dvw mijn neus te klein is om vrouwen te kunnen bevredigen

Godverdomme dat ziet er eigenlijk best gezellig uit.

tri3n aub

>geeft al toe dat hij alleen is en in elkaar geslagen zal worden zonder dat zijn vriendjes te hulp springen
Zelfs p*len zijn slimmer dan dat

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ja nu je het zegt

Depends on how much work you put into it bud. I know one guy from Colorado who was able to speak coherently within 8 months. Some fat cunt from W. Virginia never bothered to learn and still doesn't speak or understand a word after living here for about three years.

Why? I thought it’s supposed to be the easiest language to learn, behind Swedish and Norwegian.

I also did hear that Dutch people hate the sound of their language, and discourage foreigners from learning it, so the official language of the Netherlands can eventually shift to English.

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t*ttas be like: niet doorgekookte aardappelen, een flauw slavinkje en te lang gekookte bloemkool! lekker! nu binnen 10 minuten opeten zonder met elkaar te praten

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If you apply yourself, yes. But you will sound like ass because Murricans have trouble with pronounciation.

ALSO WHITER THAN YOU BURGER

eerlijk gezegd zou ik alleen pijpen wat betreft intieme schijt als ik een vriendje heb en als ik een vriendin heb...knuffels en kusjes en haar naar disneyland meenemen ofzo

Danish people can learn dutch pretty decent, but thats about it. You would be better of trying to learn the flemish/brabant accent, it's much easier.

>I also did hear that Dutch people hate the sound of their language
Sounds like something a fedora might say.

What’s the best way to start learning? Taking private classes?

>burger
I’m the only person in my line born in muttland. And apparently I have a slightly Swedish accent or some shit, because mom is from Sweden.

Thanks for the advice.

>Why? I thought it’s supposed to be the easiest language to learn, behind Swedish and Norwegian.
those guys have no idea what they're talking about
T*ttas like to pretend their language is very difficult somehow because they are too braindead to learn it themselves.
Dutch is indeed one of the easiest languages for English speakers and it's even more closely related to English than Swedish and Norwegian.
according to the foreign service institute it's a category I language meaning that english speakers can reach fluency in 24 weeks or 600 hours. It's probably easier than other category I languages but the difference will be marginal.

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The Colorado dude just asked people to speak Dutch to him and around him, he never took any classes. Whenever he didn't understand something he'd ask.

blijf dromen
youtube.com/watch?v=J9gKyRmic20

>T*ttas like to pretend their language is very difficult
yet 3th generation m*rokkanen still talk dutch like they got chemically castrated.

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ik toen in de jaren 40 goeie tijden, leuke treinreis.

Thanks. I’ll probably try to get myself to a level where I can start reading basic Dutch before August(when I move). Also, do you guys know why Turks here speak the best English in this country? The ones I’ve interacted with speak flawless English, even much better than the Dutch people.

Moroccans are 85 iq mulattos.

Je zal altijd domme fouten blijven maken als dit niet je moedertaal is.

>because they are too braindead to learn it themselves.
Wat bedoel je daar mee?

piratenpartij.nl/europarlement-verkiezingen-2019/
wat een figuren weer

I just want to get to a pretty good level. After 3-4 years, after uni, I’m hoping to move to Germany.

Is er iets te beleven op dit takke eiland?

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Alleen maar tattas die met elkaars familie neuken net als op urk

Wie hier 25+?

>Thanks for the advice.
don't listen to his advice because he has no idea what he's talking about. If anything Southern dialects are more difficult because they retained the female/male gender split whereas standard dutch only has common and neuter gender.

>What’s the best way to start learning?
start with pronunciation because if you screw up pronunciation in the beginning it's pretty difficult to salvage later Take Forvo.com as a guide and record youself saying the words and critically examine your own pronunciation untill you approximate the speakers on forvo as best as you can. Next get a decent vocaub: start with the first 2000 words of vocabulary. That's easier than it sounds and according to research, 90% to 95% of any given text consist of those 2000 words. Apps and websites like memrise or anki can help with this. Also read up on spaced repetition en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaced_repetition because it's the most efficient way to retain a lot of vocab. Once you've got a sizeable vocabulary, you can start teaching yourself grammer, preferably via a book or a grammar guide (you can probably pirate them online). Duolingo can also help get you a decent understanding of most grammar.

If private classes are an option then I'm all for it but perhaps try to supplement it with the advice I gave you because if you spend more time on self study in the beginning you get a greater return on investment in those classes

niet waar en bovendien zijn dat english speakers?
nee dacht het niet kanker domme kankert*tta

Kievitseieren zoeken.

youtube.com/watch?v=VrHY6X8o5Dk

>don't listen to his advice because he has no idea what he's talking about. If anything Southern dialects are more difficult because they retained the female/male gender split whereas standard dutch only has common and neuter gender.
not to mention the fact that all business is conducted in standard dutch and the fact that there are almost no resources for meme dialects

haha epic fail

24

ook op vakantie?

>t*ttas die met elkaars familie neuken
>net als op urk
en de rest van nederland

Dirksland is daar

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21 :3

Holy shit, thanks.

Duitse toeristen tegen hun fietshelmpjes klappen.

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een aantal

I'll stop my rambling now but perhaps the Jow Forums wiki and >reddit have some resources worth checking out
4chanint.fandom.com/wiki/Dutch
reddit.com/r/learndutch/

Nu zit je gewoon uit je nek te lullen

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hoe oud denk je dat ik ben

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godverdomme lmke

@Fionas oudere broer
Fiona hadde toch alleen nen broertje?

Hooguit mentaal 14

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Wat is jullie opinie over vuistneuken?

Koek

ik mis een rode draad

Tbh, I can’t stand you niggas

Fiona is geadopteerd maar dat wist ze nog niet. Tragisch ik weet het maar het moet ooit boven water komen.

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Hoe dan

based
me neither

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waarom zou mijn oudere broer een belg zijn

Nou gewoon? Is lekker toch?

>I also did hear that Dutch people hate the sound of their language, and discourage foreigners from learning it, so the official language of the Netherlands can eventually shift to English.
that's very exaggerated, the consensus it that immigrants should learn the language. also english is pretty influental but the idea that people will for some reason stop speaking dutch in favour of english altogether makes 0 sense

>T*ttas like to pretend their language is very difficult somehow because they are too braindead to learn it themselves.
>M-m-maar m*cros zijn geen english speakers hoor d-dus het is niet erg als we niet normaal Nederlands kunnen praten

oppassen Walid, je stem slaat over

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Ga mussert tongen met je Nederhaat

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>dutchmen on this thread largely dont have extra/flag/s despite having one of the best nations for regionals
>they should get extra/flag/s
>i know many of these fuckers probably installed it but don't show their flags
>i also need zeeland for my collection
Help a fellow nigga out, get extra/flags/

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Waarom niet, Heinrich?

ik snap je argument niet
ik had het heel expliciet over engelssprekers

MOET LUISTEREN NAAR JE GROTE TIJD SLECHTE LIJN ONGELUK VUISTNEUK

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Extra-Vlaggen is voor aandachtshoeren, dus dat gaat mooi niet gebeuren.

there used to be a poster from vlissingen zeeland and I've got his discord so perhaps I can get him to post here
I'll post it to /flag/ if he posts here

koek, iemand heeft mijn plaatje opgeslagen

Hoe past die vuist in je anus dan.

SPEAK AMERICAN AND GET EXTRAFLAGS OR ILL BURN DOWN YOUR WINDMILL

>dvw geen marloes lemsom vd

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Houd je kankerbek, shqiptar

I’m 184 cm and every single
person in the Netherlands is taller than me. Are you guys tall because of the consumption of raw milk or what is your secret?