/brit/

The evening scran

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the first time i flossed my teeth in several years and the stuff in between my teeth had a chemically chlorine smell mixed with rotting grass

the cat 'ates niggers

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PENG
Not had a hot dog in ages

might brap

Nico & the velvt undergrnd

looks decent tbf

struggling to stay awake

Why are y*nks like this?

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BASED
veggiesaurus here, but appreciate the sentiment x

youtube.com/watch?v=0S43IwBF0uM

aldi is the white man's shop

Test

sue
shes so fit its literally impossible

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only aldi near me stank of sweat

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I seriously get grossed out talking to people with Irish Catholic ancestry
They’re all so vile and stupid

For me, it's Exhorresco.

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lmao no

wtf is erythritol?
i don't think this energy drink is for me

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ahahahahahahaha *inhales* ahahahahahahahha
the funniest joke i've ever heard
>40K likes
>only trump's tweets get more likes

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the duality of man

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Isn’t it sugar alcohol?

>veggiesaurus here

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stop the damn match

youtu.be/tLxDRePUwEY
also a thinking man's grocer

I support Britain's exit from the European Union.

watford utterly curbstomped by the based swarthy citizens

*bops you on the bonce*

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She'd definitely get it

alcohol you say?
*6 in cart*

ENOUGHS ENOUGH
THEY'RE BROKEN IN HALF

AND PEP LIKES IT

jinx! just posted that giffy on /ck/!

feeling very meloncoly

based mummy's ordered domimos

tell us what is then

>Erythritol is tooth-friendly; it cannot be metabolized by oral bacteria, so it does not contribute to tooth decay.[7][14] In addition, erythritol, similarly to xylitol, has antibacterial effects against streptococci bacteria, reduces dental plaque, and may be protective against tooth decay.[14]

not a great punch
wrist is bent
looks like she's striking with her second knuckles
guard is completely down
her lips are between her teeth which would be catastrophic if she was hit with an uppercut
also she's a woman

pooey fart wank bum!

got no reason to feel sad so stopping it now

Prefer Ireland to England desu

am getting the distinct sense that somewhere far away the man has kicked the ball

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mirth x

the missus just served me this

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Sad how the Irish haven't achieved owt in their entire history.

p-peng

the many-bollocked knob

I'm an asthmatic weed fanatic

doorbell just rang unexpectedly
ARRGH
do NOT want human contact now (or EVER)

classic
love from 5:35 onwards as the pitch goes up

subtle

UTI been settling down today but the collapsed lung has hit like a lorry

She's a big fat n*****.

Ever heard of Irish sunglasses sweetie?

Drink cranberry juice
Don’t know if brits have it

yeah

hey how's you're hairline hahahaha

Womens netball final coverage on the BBC lads

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This is the part of the story where the villain seems to be victorious and is standing over the heroes making his gloating victory speech.

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did the woman punch the ball?

Didn't ask

How slaggy is it? Shant be turning on the TV to watch lesbo dikes

so lonely
so alone

and the man wanked to the female sport

american """""culture"""""

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You mean Sky Sports Mix
Corr

cringe

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Don't give a Crud

>6-0
>still bald

peng

wtf is it honestly 6-0?
ouch

Addicted to Amarna Miller videos

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drinking a sprite

caterwauling
why are br*ts like this

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love grenfell

volunteering at the food bank was fucking lame lads
didn't get the warm fuzzy feeling you typically get after volunteering. i asked myself why and i deduced that it's because all the food i was packaging was going to black people, and there were no black people volunteering. i kept reciting "gibsmedat" in my heads whilst sorting the food and packaging it.

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>charity shield
oh no no no

hes right though

they're committing massive financial fraud the FA just gets paid off to ignore it

my cat drools too but not that much

actually, unironically should be illegal to be this fit fucking hell

m.youtube.com/watch?v=JJwZOMWwDCI

city should be banned from Europe and anyone who supports them should be arrested
simple as

*walks over their graves*

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need some hot guys to jerk it to

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>i kept reciting "gibsmedat" in my heads whilst sorting the food and packaging it.
virgin freak

man city are just a vehicle for a corrupt regime to market itself to the west

oxford bender