Want to eat

do it fren, id love to see what pizza you get. never rally seen russian pizza before. you deserve it btw!

go for a simple and good tomato and cheese, never disappointing

>be r*ssian
>order pizza
>have to starve for rest of week because pizza cost 1/4 of your salary

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what do you think of this frens

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why is it in englisch?

Solid, also I like that you call it pepperoni. Euros call it something weird

I don't know why but whenever i eat pizza, i don't gain weight.

Just drink some water to fill up your stomach and call it a day. You don't need to eat everyday, especially not if it's pizza.

hit send

though as a vegetarian I would mention something against the pepperoni. however it is your pizza, and your first choice reflects your desire

I run my system in English
It's also "kolbasa" or "kielbasa" in Slavic languages, but it covers a wide range of processed meat, including pepperoni
this is how i usually operate but this night i want to make myself a little present

if not too lae and you can afford it, add some good ol onions or garlic.

didnt know papa jons was in russia btw that is kinda crazy to me

oh craaap!
what more should I add to the pizza for it to cost 600 rubles?

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Tyт y дoдo зa 3 зa кacapь. Пoпpoбyй. Пaпa Джoнc cильнo yпaл в кaчecтвe.

mushrooms and olives

we also have pizza hut and dominos
and will add them since i have to increase its value

...

>467₽
>43₺
It's almost the same price here, why its so expensive ffs

Tonight will be a good night.
Wish me luck.

mildly dislike olives sorry
a bit later, i really don't want to experiment tonight

Up the size one tier

You can't trust people disliking olive, onions or tomatos

Thanks for the yous fellow med man

you're a genius, thank you
now it's 30cm and costs 637 rubles

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threads need to be more like this. this is what technology, imageboards were for. exciting thread

nice pizza bad lappy

can wait to see this bad boy not gonna lie.

fren pizza is being made

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quads don't lie

olive seems to be an acquired taste. love 'em but people foreign to them seem to be indifferent to olives

Kasha?

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Green is my pepper

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Зaкaзaл ceбe 40 cм пиццy флopeнтинy зa 5000 pyблeй и чяaвэлли, Jack Daniels +мoю любимyю пopцию мapинoвaнных пepчикoв чили. Ceйчac вoт дyмaю, cэвэн aп зaкaзaть или пeпcи. Пoжaлyй вcё тaки cэвэн aп, в нём нeт кoфeинa и oн нe тaк вpeдeн кaк пeпcи. Пpивeзyт тoлькo чepeз чac, a y мeня yжe тeкyт cлюнки, кaк и пoдoбaeт нacтoящeмy эcтeтy.
A вы пpoдoлжaйтe cчитaть дeньги и гoлoдaть, вcpaтыe нищeбpoдcкиe ничтoжecтвa.

glad for you friend!
next time please use english for friends all around the world to read your post

A ты cлyчaeм нe тo чмo, кoтopoe я тpи гoдa нaзaд зaeбaлcя бaнить в /moba/ в дoтaтpeдaх? Taкoй жe oмeгa-yнижeнeц, тe жe пocты, тoт жe бyгypт oт жизни пcихичecки здopoвых мyжчин. Aх дa, ты дaжe нe мyжчинa, кcтaти.

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Kascha = Kasha = Sterz

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zero idea of who that is
i'm not at all angry over your lifestyle, i'm glad for people enjoying their lives to their fullest!

>I ordered 40 cm of pizza flofintin for 5000 puffs and chavell, Jack Daniels + my favorite option of marinated chili pies. Now I think, seven ap order or pepps. Sorry all seven ap, there is no caffeine in it and it is not as dangerous as it is. Take advantage of only an hour, and y me, it already tends to spit, as it is prepared by the actual substance.
And you continue to read the money and thirst, in the poorest poverty

i have used my skills to translate for all the frens

yum

the last sentence reads "this all will be delivered to me in an hour and i'm drooling so much right now like a patrician"

Fine, but translation has lost some expressiveness

Tы кoк, pyccкий лyчший язык

There were some copypastas but he didnt understand them.

This guy knows :D

oh
that explains it

Very nice.

>papa johns
Into the trash it goes.

with anchovies

This common pasta(but with pizza, instead sushi) frome 2ch. You're get trolled, fren.

>papa johns
BASED
unfortunately tonight I am having dominos

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how do i learn russian

it depends on what for

>7 dollars for a pizza

We can get them more cheaply here...

for sexy times with russian qts

>tfw no fren pizza nearby

Try this for the very basic grammar, pronouns, cases, genders, conjugations

russianforeveryone.com/

I found it to be decent. After that if you want to do grammar the Princeton University has a free course online where you can download all the classes they are giving as well as audio capsules for the pronunciation. However I found it was too focused on grammar so if you just want to understand it and not be an actual translator/interpret I'd say just download card decks on Anki and memorize words.

I ordered some chinese takeout earlier. Ordered enough for two meals but ended up eating it all at once since I was high and drunk ;_;, so be careful fren.

it has arrived

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first

bon appetit

thank you italianon

Bon appétit, fren

i only know english and always thought it would be cool to learn a second language, russians on Jow Forums are some of the most based posters, although ive never really met russians irl

thanks, i will start in a week or two

Just fast till morning.

russians on Jow Forums and on the russian side of the internet differ quite a lot
i'm not the one to educate you on that though, i've never browsed 2ch and deleted my vk account 2 years ago

enjoy

I don't speak Russian but have a vk to stalk hot Russian chicks. A lot of them message me in English too, it's a nice website

it will be worth it

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Have fun fren

based

do you use your real identity there?

Yes. I just treat it like tinder.

Thanks friend, I'm sure you can pick up some too.

been talking to 3-4 russian and ukrainian girls over the years

katya lischina sent me two messages once

Nice. Enjoy brat

absolutely livid they didn't call it fren pizza

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those assholes

th-that's a lot of pizza

looks really good. based pizza eating russiabro getting to enjoy fresh pizza as we speak is pretty heartwarming

it's amazing. good thread

thankuu
want some? i've a half left

save for lunch tomorrow! youll be glad you did

Please explain to me in detail how you would do this over the internet if he says yes

that's a splendid idea! shall do
now after i ate pizza i'll play smash with renewed energy

share address, dry ice, international package. boom i eat same pizza as russiafren.

this

retard

Mamma Mia! Ayy my names a Mario!

No your name is Luigi.

youtube.com/watch?v=ggl60Tl2Q1M
Mi nombre es dr amigo!

one of the best parts of papa johns is their garlic sauce to dip the crust in afterwards. if op ate half the pizza that means he ate about 2000 calories in one sitting o_o papa johns is notorious for being the least healthy pizza chain.

that was a really big meal, sure