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big dick goth bf >>> all

>this samefag trying to force jungle fever on the board for the last few months
it's not going to happen pal. niggers are disgusting, subhuman creatures with big rubbery lips, flaring nostrils, pubic hair stapled to their heads and two digit IQs. there's nothing attractive about niggers

>last year
>toil at a fancy restaurant
>have a mexican waiter who's obviously been trained in etiquette
>he's very very very good at his job
>busts his ass every day
>everyone's favorite
>regulars come in and request him
>he gets promoted to full time which is a huge deal in the restaurant business
>he starts thinking highly of himself
>ask another server how much he's making
>she says about $32k
>i laugh
>word gets around
>mexican waiter starts to hate me
>i can sense it
>i start bothering him and hanging out with him whilst knowing he hates my guts
>he starts being passive aggressive
>starts throwing away my drinks and snacks
>i'm just keking
>fast forward a month
>he's trying to get me fired
>i don't give a fuck about the job because i'm a uni student and i'll be making $80k within a year or two
>i stop taking my job seriously
>i start telling people that they're getting paid shit money regardless of how hard they work
>word gets back to the manager
>he pulls me aside and tells me to shape up
>i come in the next week with a note from my doctor excusing me for medical leave
>i tell my manager i'll be back after a month or two of physical therapy
>never go back
>tryhard mexican waiter is still there slaving away for $32k a year
>i just landed an internship making $36k and i'll be making $65k after i graduate

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/brit/ has been a black gf general for years now

This is a French man.

i want to go to art student parties

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Want to visit Russia
Specifically murmansk

cocaine and courvoisier

unreal choon
youtube.com/watch?v=CJfUL0lZbhc

*updates your wiki article*

Cant decide

no it hasn't, and there has been a conspicuous campaign in the 3-4 months of mainly brit flag spamming this board and /sp/ with hideous sheboons.

no gay shit nigga this is a christian general

WHERE'S DA MONEY TREEZA

>tell a girl I'm in her city
>"Haha have fun"
Perpetually friendzoned

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Watching Jeepers Creepers again lads. possibly the best horror film made this century. The sequel wasn't bad, shame they made the third into a crappy B movie desu

sucking a golf ball

oxford bender

id do anything
for you, cats, anything
yes id do anything
anything for you

ahh yes very evocative

>3-4 months
lol it's been a thing for ages

have realised that i've watched every good movie ever made

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Think we’ve actually got a chance this year

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Only_the_Brave_(2017_film)

you've watched kidulthood then

>Italy - Mahmood with Soldi

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*walks towards you*

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did the funny dressed man produce some otic vibrations yet

Every waking second is a living hell
My mind is constantly tormenting me
What is the point in living like this

you seen Bridge on the River Kwai?

You spent all afternoon watching films?

some wot

>we

>TOO blessed
>TOO stronk
youtu.be/C0wZbn8hp3w
x

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muscle spasms brought on by otic vibrations

mirth x
yw
x

Just kidding 2bh thats a boomer tier answer.
my favorite movies are clint eastwood westerns.

zip it gimp

Not bad taste Emmett.

aussies are on now

>tfw not gunning down cattle rustlers with my pal emmett in the wild west

did the zoomer watch the purple CGI grapefruit get killed by the caped heroes with their gemstones

pooliiiipooooseeee!! how the heck 'ave ya been la??! tis been minute innit x

What fucking language is straya singing in?

antipodean otic vibrations and muscle spasms. fascinating

sue

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ye can take our freedoms ye feckin brit but ye can never kill the craic

Pretty sure they stole this swinging around on sticks thing from Mad Max Fury Road

not british culture, fuck off

>oh yeah I will for sure

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a toast on such a stupendous day, to europe!

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did the man sing the song

Churchtoil imminent

Dirty Harry too.
Its a redpill movie, he's just killing niggers and degenerates indiscriminately.

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unironically kino

Neither is ranting about the troubles, muslims and hating women because they won't have sex with you but that makes up 99% of /brit/ threads

hahaha he fucking dropkicked schwartznegger in the back and he barely even felt it

also this one
youtu.be/8XKGhG0W0LQ

based kike

Arnie did his own stunts, he's a hard cunt.

>Australia
>Eurovision

Might as well let the yanks in too. They're about 10,000KM closer.

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It's Saturday night. What's your excuse for staying in instead of going out?

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>Neither is ranting about the troubles, muslims
these things are definitely british culture though rasheed

What do you think of High Plains Drifter?

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was on

mad that you can fly london to perth now

reported for hate speech
expect a knock at the door. cheers

how the fuck did that kike just throw up like that

off my nut with the lads last night

Pulled muscles in my back so sitting and standing for long periods is excruciating

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clintKINO

I rate it. Also Pale Rider and Josie Wales.

el gato es grande!

>he fell for the weightlifting meme

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youtu.be/mSXOu9-j-EA
thoughts?

have only got 2 mates and they're annoying

rather lie in bed drinking and taking benzos alone

Unforgiven, Hang em high
guy was in a lot of movies

For me?
It’s denmark

One of the best
Both good films.

It was running actually.

Its not funny on tramadol and valium for it

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do you smoke weed

favourite Clint film? for me, Kelly's heroes

Ehhhhhhh

only real /brit/ lads know this meme

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