Comfy Eurovision thread III

Yup. it's been a while.

Yeah

fat bitch looks british

No still got Madonnas carcass then results

>nana banana I do what I wana

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>Netta again
how much do they need to shill her?

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wtf this isnt madonna

>fatty singing about food

i don'T think there is one bredda
i ain'T gotten one either brredda

should have eaten less peanut butter lads

Wow ! That's shit !

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vote for the good one

I like netta shes cute.

SHE BECAME FATTER

But your flag isn't san marino????

Seriously brazil stop copying France

This is peak eurovision

Pretty much impossible for a song worse than Netta to win this year.

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NANA BANANA

I DO WHAT I WANNA

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Is Netto becoming the new Lady Gugu??

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At least they made some close-ups on the dancers during this shit.

Lady Gag

So how exactly does the voting work location wise? For example if you're a non-Euro who's in Europe, can you still vote on a song?

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Vote for Slovenia

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>No dear child, it wasn't a rocket's touchdown. That was just Netta dancing.

must be a thing now

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I did, I voted Slovenia.

I Would fuck her

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bar should really ride my cock lads

WHERE ARE ALL THESE FAT PIGS COMING FROM

*heavy breathing*

based nederfren

lordie

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Fukushima boys sweating right now

I think it's based on your carrier. If you have an American simcard, you can't vote.

yes, it's comfy in this thread

she looks stupid and cute at the same time

voted for israel and got a confirmation text pretty much instantly

>he would put his dick inside her hyperpigmented, swampy pillow of a pussy

I guess. Turkish diaspora votes for Turkey.

Cyprus, Serbia, Slovenia and Albania were based.

Funny how DNA and cheesecake works in mysterious ways.

visibly disgusted

Cute = stupid, no?

/ D E N M A R K /

The rest were shit. Only Norway fun.

i know who i'll be fapping to when this is over

depends. who are you going to vote for?

SAY NANANA

Because it's Israel I'm not even sure if this is a joke

No. Non Europeans get arrested if they try to vote.

SORRY MY BROWSER TOOK TOO LONG TO LOAD THE REPLIES
Iceland

Imagine if she would have sung the song in its entirety in French.

someone should have cut her off
choose well

You need a voting loicense otherwise its illegal

OH OH LA VIDA LOCO
EL CHAPO GRINGO....

very comfy song

Wow the song ends and the hosts are still singing that's a new one

i love her uwu

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>my favourites? spain, belarus and iceland

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I really hope Italy or San marino wins desu. Maybe Spain too

its a different kind of stupid

Is Beyonce coming?

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im just taking the piss lad. didnt send any text.
but why exactly do you expect to get a confirmation text?
if you sent 10 to the right number, then i think you're good

patrician

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>the queen herself
>MADONNAAAAA

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MADAAAAANAAAAAA

what the fuck
fucking kikes

Queen of what??? They still haven't said

my love

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Apparently we founf the catholics in Israël.

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>reference to notre dame
Madonna stop ur not participating

Norway for best eurovision song
Belerus for my bellend
And Denmark for cute song

THE HAG IS HERE

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Old mama Madonna won't be enough to save this show.

Madonna is the antichrist
t. Schizo

I haven't voted in years but back in 2012 or something, I got a text message back: thanks for your vote.

Holland are favorites by far, we basically can't lose. Sadly, since the song is shit.

madonna is so fucking based. and that choreagraphy is also kino af

Ouch those missed notes.

She will never bear either of our children, what do?

Damn she really lost her voice with age
why doesn't she give up?

She's fucking up her notes

YAAAASSSSSSS

>like a prayer is actually about sex
>like a virgin is actually about religion
hmmm

inb4 acting like the wh*re of Babylon

queen of venereal diseases of course

she is 60 years old