Comfy Eurovision Thread IV

WTF BELARUS

>ISRAEL 12 POINTS

D O D G Y

THEY FUCKED UP EVERYTHING
NO ZEROES ANYMORE

>Israel

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No way

they must have seriously fucked up the counting somewhere

frienship with europe ended, china is our best friend now

wtf I love Belarus now

> 0 points
D.A.K.

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Based Belarus

BASED ARMENIA

Our commentators said that Loukachenko should be worried for his next meeting with Putin.

TOUGH BATTLE AGAINST THE BRITS

These people trying their hardest to milk their minute

FUCK AUSTRALIA

eastern europe really is full of slags, look at this outfit

FOR THE LOVE OF THE FUCK
I HONESTLY THOUGHT THIS YEAR WAS GOING TO BE DIFFERENT

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YODLOELDEOLOYOLYOLOELDOEL

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

IT WAS OUR YEAR

whelp, at least france is doing like crap too

Looks like a bonbon wrapper

DAK RUN WHEN?!

>good night

It’s good evening you fucking spacker.

>No 0 points
Fuck everything, it's ruined.

nice yodeling

greece was dogshit

these jury votes are a bigger circlejerk than televoting points

>BOO
wtf lmao

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you deserve better lad

haha audience is booing

>yodelling
>”our 12 points go to Australia”

Did they just confuse Australia for Austria?

Israeli Ant and Dec can fuck off tbqh

slovenia was too wholesome for europe

fucking hate this jury shit

This

Yup, it's deserved for us, not for you.

Based Cyprus

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Is he on a drone? How'd he get up there?
Graham please.

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JURY IS FUCKING USELESS

i dont get it

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macedonia won't be able to pay for the competition next year after bribing all the juries

>everybody vote for neghbors or friends country
>they boo cyprus for voting for greece
lmao the hipocrisy

Nigger
She was singing her song from last year

No, she yodeled when she participated in the competition

THE CATALONIAN MAFIA CONTROLS OUR CANDIDATES
IM PISSED AS FUCK

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this is jury votes amigo, telephone votes comes after

(((jury))) genocide when?

Its okay lad at least you don't live in a third world slavic dictatorship that seem to win these things all the time.

>The Swede has an American accent

CHEATS

is this nigga a yank?

neither do I my fren

19.05.19
D.A.K.

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nobody is voting for us

Legit? I honestly thought it was not that bad compared to other years
Fuck
Thank you for the nice words, bong

Vote Azerbaijan now pls Europe, best out of the top 5 now.

how can I vote?

AUSTRALIA WHAT THE FUCK

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Really hope neither NORTH Macedonia or Sweden win

>AUSGAYLIA >AUSGAYLIA >AUSGAYLIA
EVERYBODY LAUGH

I honestly wish the German jury would just start spouting stuff about the joos

fukkin commentator on German TV already doing damage control

So, does North Macedonia have enough money to organize the next ESC ?

who they fuck are these wacky aussies

cant make this shit up

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THIS

IS

EUROPE

GET

OUT

australia shitposting irl, the madcunts

Alright, calm down Russia

By going back in time

A fucking abo. God sake australia

>san marino 5
lmao

Did Russia just hijacked the thing ,

>mfw when the russian playing the piano has the most talent in all of ESC

Did you know Russia had P I A N O S ?

Probably a musical virus

>germany giving israel nothing
anudda shoah

they just woke up their sleeper agents

WE ARE LAST
WE ARE THE LAST NIGGERS OF THE UNIVERSE WHILE PAYING THIS GARBAGE
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS FOR PAYING YOUR POSITION IN THE FINAL

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Is that Bono?

>Oooooo....
>barbaraaaaa....

mein gott

How the fuck is Spain still last

Our commentators : Ah Belgium will give us points, and at least they will speak French.
I love this shit.

Oh damn.

>neither Germany or Belgium gives us 12 points

WHAHAHAHA bookmakers dropped the ball hard

not enough neighbours

FUCKING JURY IS RIGGING THIS SHIT HARD

We definitely got robbed on tuesday.

monica is a cute milf

holy shit calm down dude, did you bet money on this or something

>croatia gives 12 to italy
kill me already

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Kek, Graham

>We're in the first part of the chart
nononononono

Don't forget these are the professional vote, but at the end, they will add the audience vote, that totally turns things upside down
Not that we are personally going to change that much

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