>I am an Ameri-
*POW*
I am an Ameri-
Ayden Johnson
Thomas Morgan
*goes into cardiac arrest*
Oliver Sanders
*Heals the american*
Carson Perry
Doesn't she have a benis
Nathaniel Myers
*charges american $100000 plus tip for healing 2cm wound.*
Daniel Collins
Nah.
Connor Cruz
>Hi I'm Portuguese
Ryder White
Blake Wood
not so fast guy
Connor Hill
How does 000 work in the US? Do you have to give them your credit card details over the phone before they'll send an ambulance?
Aiden Nelson
*feed the american with chimi changas*
Heres your fuel fatty
Adrian Moore
based bruce
you're a good lad
Michael Gomez
Thank you :)
Jordan Thomas
*gets stopped by police while driving home*
>"QUICK! Crawl towards me while sucking your own dick with your hands on the back"
>"sir I'm just going ho-"
*BANG BANG BANG*
>At least I have my freedumbs
Henry Williams
It works better if you dial 911 instead of 000, then yes, you have to give verbal consent not to boycott Israeli products and have your credit card info ready.
Landon Watson
Thank you for choosing 911. Our friendly and professional operators are here to help you. Please stay on the line and have your credit card ready while we transfer you to one of our supervisors *hold music*
Lucas Rodriguez
Jordan Barnes
Nah you just get billed $20 a minute of the actual call as compensation for the possibility that you're uninsured.
Elijah Bennett
what the fuck is that neck
Ryder Ramirez
Exactly that, except you have to listen to the Spanish version first, then press 2 for English, and instead of hold music it's a prerecorded telemarketer selling things for "unbelievably low prices."
James Hill
Isn't she swiss and this neutral?
Lincoln Roberts
>not so fat guy
Aaron Thomas
that's pretty rude
Aaron Perez
I was thinking about this video the other day
Eli James
>I'm European, fuck americ-
*BANG*
Ayden Jackson
Good thing I only play zen.
Juan Smith
kek
Evan Parker
Can I see the video?
Adrian Foster
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