If I marry a fat American bitch do I immediately get the citizenship...

If I marry a fat American bitch do I immediately get the citizenship? I'm willing to marry an ugly goblina to get that paper.

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Yes, the ones who do this ask money for it but i don't know how much.

I'm not gonna pay for it, I am an 8/10 and I will find a desparate 4/10

I'm not fat but if you pay me I'll let you marry me :)

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don't wanna pay for it, that's illegal and I don't wanna start the American chapter of my life with a crime (like I started the European chapter in my life)

you get a green card immediately
you need to wait 3 years to apply for citizenship

Why on earth would you want American citizenship if you already have Dutch citizenship?

any good christian dating sites? i will convert to christianity for an american woman, that way I know she wants to marry
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>netherlands
really? what could possibly be better in americunt than in netherlands?

Am I a piece of cattle that must live on the same tiny pasture for the rest of his life? No, I'm not. I'm a nomad, a wanderer, an adventurer, I am done with this chapter of my life, America is next for me.

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so you marry some dumb thot. what next?

when I became a naturalized citizen all I saw were el goblinos around me

How can that be illegal, who the fuck will tell. Besides, exchanging money is the whole point of marriage.

>Come to US
>go to a bar
>any girl will do
>just make sure she's a US citizen

you get a green card in under a year, enjoy

marriage fraud is a crime

You can marry me if you pay me. Gay marriage is legal here.

too risky, it's easier to find an online girlfriend before I visit her
what if someone down the road finds out I was married to a guy once? life over

Why do you want american citizenship?

Because we don't need a loicense fer everything mate.

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Well you certainly don't need a license to kill

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You'll get a greencard, but you have to live in the US for a while before you can get citizenship. You're pretty much on a fast track though.

That's right, we're a nation of James Bond level bad-asses who don't need a license to kill. We just do it because it's our God given right.

Hell yeah! Keep on rollin brother

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marry me pls

any good serious dating sites popular in america? maybe christian dating sites?

Kek

So are you an illegal shitskin in Europe

Just marry a man.

Give it back, Ahmed

I'm a cowboy

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not gay
got nothing against y'all but I have my principles