The average muscovite

loose the shirt babe

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Typical tatar

Does someone put estrogen in Russia's water?

100% male

Russian men look so much better when they look like this desu

baldy

Yes it's kinda problematic for me
Balding IS NOT fun okay?

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You look suicidal

I would paint your face white if you know what I mean

i am

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Add tripcode so i could filter you mr.Tranny

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*Ahem*

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Reported another russophobe thread, saged.

how did sissies like these defeat germans?

They didn't

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Wtf I have the exact same hair color as you......

But seriously i wish i had that hair color
Ash black hair are the best

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Google Vlada Almazova. She (it?...) is a gook tho

All the real Russian men were killed in purges and wars.

would anally dominate

do you think you will ever look like the big forehead tranny?

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No because i'm not a trannyshit
I will just get my shit together and start caring about my hair

do you want to be my bf?

No

pochemu?

I don't know you

you will know me when my cock is up you tight slavic boipucci

He's a SVAO BVLL

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What about the average Vladivostokian?

BASED
>yes, i'm from kupchino, how did you know?

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Moscow licence plate though

>SVAO BVLL
HOLY FUCK BASED

Exactly
Svao-vdnh, ostankino and etc

We sold them tanks and planes

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The closest metro station? Gotta be MAR'INO, our district doesn't have one since we're from K͖͈̙͉̫̮̯͚̮̻̰̦͉̣̂͗̎̌̃̇̿͆͐̓̋̓ͣ̊̚̚̕͢͟A̷̩͉͍̔̌͊͌̐̍́͘͠ͅT̶̡̗̹̭̺͎̤̹̟̱͖̯̭̖̫̘̰̪͎̃̊̍́̔̋̌̋̕͜Ō̸̡̝̩̦̺̪̙͕͉̠̭͈̣͚̠̤̘̝͊̾̑ͮ͑͒̆̃͗̉̐͛͝P̵͓̝̯̉͆͛ͭ̏̓͗ͩ͂́ͪ̌͊ͯ̐̉ͮ̚̕͜͢N̶̛̛̼͔̙͙̭̾̑͐̓Ỳ̠̻̘̺͔̪̩͉͔͔͊͋̏̎ͣ̽ͪ͆̓̇́ͅͅĄ̗͖͚̼̫͚̬̜̙͓̝̥̞̫̬̘͚̆͗̊́̎̇̽͛͑͋ͬ͜
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Peter.... I don't feel so good...

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looks like a lump of cancer

It is

if he was a tranny he wouldn't be afraid of getting bald, hrt prevents that (but usually you can't get regrowth on what you already lost)

i could understand envying blond hair but the typical russian light brown >>> black

Idk i have a fetish for black hair
They also feel so rough
Of course i hate most of black hair types, especially greasy ones but that kind of ash color and texture makes me go nuts
Pure blonde is hot too
Also pure brown
Everything else is garbage

Hey cutie, wanna come here and snu snu :3

Why so much hate for Muscovites?

jealousy

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They didn't have sex

*ahem*

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They are 56% degenerate subhumans who whine non stop about every trivial shit

any one here stopped caring about twinks?
i just want a big daddy bear to take care of me

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Have sex.

Bend over

Stalin's machine guns behind their backs.