Euros watch this shit

But trannies had the best song by far

THANK YOU:
PORTUGAL
LITHUANIA
ITALY
LATVIA
FRANCE

Everything in top 5 is forgettable junk except Norway.

>retarded american fatass doesn't understand beting

colour me suprised

I dont think this semen slurping sport is for me

Yeah it's not like the bookies are actually good at predicting competitive events or anything

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I'm sorry, you deserved to win

youtube.com/watch?v=yKoEt0-9ujA

>everyone this defensive because it's obvious it's rigged

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my boy mahmood got robbed

>Bookmakers say this country will win
>public votes for the bookmaker's country
everytime

Lol

3/4
youtube.com/watch?v=IEu0F5uobVo

All eurovision songs are forgettable shit that no one will care about by next week. The mong who performed for us isnt even good enough to make it on the british charts.

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Wtf, I literally took the a screenshot at the same time...

Based Slaanesh cultists

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Did they get out alive?

Dutch guy is a white cis dude.

I like Norway.

>italy ; Mahmood

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Iceland was pretty good

It was up between Italy, Norway and us. I would be fine with any of them winning.

But god damn seeing the obese niggers get btfo by one white dude and a piano is the best thing ever.

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Trannies and fat women are ok. But aren't niggers and others of those.

Norway should have won
FUCK THE ((((((((((JURY))))))))))

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Georgia
San Marino
Spain (consumer of soy, but not gay)

>Had the best song
>cares about the welfare of some sand niggers
>would probably have gotten a few more points if they dropped the SJW bullshit

Congratulations to Norway, the people's choice. The judges fucked you.

youtube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4
*siiiiiiip*

OH NO NO NO NO NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Europe is white!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>public vote

reminder that the average person is dumb while the elites (jury) are way smarter
sweden real winner, northmacedonia moral winner

Jury vote was yesterday and we had technical difficulties.. shit show

based sweden

>Everything in Eurovision is forgettable junk

FTFY

since when is your fucking shithole called north macedonia tell those greeks to fuck off

>In German TV
>Guy: At least our girls were better than Madonna
>Barbara: EVERYONE was better than Madonna

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Excuse you, the jury awarded The Netherlands more points than Sweden, sweetie.

I wish I was American right now. I am ashamed of belonging to this shithole of a continent. Though I still blame Americans for exporting their degenerate culture here

>be european song contest
>have Australia as a competitor

Absolutely based, redpilled, and touched by God. I remember when Moskau became an internet sensation back around 2004-2005. I still have different versions of Moskau and Dschinghis Khan in various languages.

Based Barbara.

No sweden has already won too many times. Don't want us to fuck over the competition by jury bias.

why are these two north africans replying to my based post
don't like it lads

I'm glad our nigger lost

I had a fun time watching

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yeah nobody understands that one, they were an extremely recent addition

Word is they pissed everyone off with their antics.

france
we had all of those at the same time, which is quite impressive

Absolutely based

SOOOLDI SOOLDIIII

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Yeah that's why I'm saying they're literally /b/.

They just really wanted to join and I think everyone just pitied them. Because who the fuck actually likes Eurovision?

It's too late to stop it you know
Gonna be weird seeing mixed race italians in 20 years time

Wouldn't watch it if it weren't for the relentless shitposting tbqh
Epic shitshow and comfy threads

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HOW THE FUCK DID NORWAY WIN THE TELEVOTE BUT CAME FUCKING 15TH WITH THE JURIES!??! THERE HAS NEVER BEEN THAT HIGH DIVIDE BETWEEN JURY AND TELEVOTE WINNERS AAAAGHH

>netherlands came 3rd with juries and 2nd with televoters but WON
>russia came 9th with juries and 4th with public and CAME RD

FUCK THIS AAAAAGH

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Punished for not being in EU

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I like Eurovision it's nice to watch and get drunk to before these goddamn exams start up again

He had an actual good song though, better than Sweden

australia is in europe

I hope I never get to say this.

Post your best Eurovision songs.

All time favorite songs (only started watching after getting a normie gf)
>Kaliopi - Crno I Belo (Macedonia 2012)
youtube.com/watch?v=MSuCdNEy9w0
>Jamala - 1944 (Ukraine 2016)
youtube.com/watch?v=B-rnM-MwRHY
>Kasia Moś - Flashlight (Poland 2017)
youtube.com/watch?v=xVCokUW3BUo

This year's favorite
>Ester Peony - On A Sunday (Romania 2019)
youtube.com/watch?v=cZC9o_Z90yo

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punished by the damn jury, actual people did not care and voted for the best

So eurpeans explains this to me. Why do you love this shit so much? It is basically a diversity freak show, no actual talent, corrupt judges, total embarrassment.

Australia is literally as European as New England is

In case you didn't notice the (((juries))) voted the feminist and the nigger into the top two spots.

the juries don't like seeing ethnic europeans celebrate their own culture

Facts

>freak show
Because this, it works when you get drunk.

all of europe hates everyone else but only during eurovision or football can we express it

Estonia, Russia, Hungary (though gypsy), Portugal (moor so white), Croatia, Montenegro (white christian band), Georgia. Perhaps even Spain.

People are retarded all over the world, it's not just an american thing

It's a great opportunity to shitpost on Jow Forums
No idea why normies love it though

Well we like soccer too, that should explain it.

The subjugation of the brave sami people by the tyrannical european colonizers continues, typical european cruelty.

God, Jamala's song was such a blatant "muh Crimea muh tatars" pity bait, surprised it actually worked.

His redundant jingle only sounds good to you because you're not used to music in our very pleasant sounding language
Listen to more italian music and you'll quickly realize how bad his song really is

Good thing Bilal did not win, suprisingly good results but there's always next year to score less.

>It is basically a diversity freak show, no actual talent, corrupt judges, total embarrassment.
And that historically draws the attention of the crowd, so why would it be a surprise.

For the average eurovision fan. It's because they're gay or turbo liberal.
For Jow Forums, it's top tier shitposting material.

We vote the country we most hate to humiliate them

We dont, ratings have been tanking

twitter.com/scandipop/status/1129891076398080000

youtube.com/watch?v=IKvPzL1NSSI
best shitty country song

R A R E
A
R
E

Normies love it because they can sit in front of the tv and shit talk the singers. Much like we do.

Australia is also hosting Eurovision Asia.

only gay people love it, unironically it's on par with gay pride. normal people watch for memes, banter and above all else drinking games.

youtu.be/tUsJi8nKsj0?t=41