NORWAY WON THE EUROVISION

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>Counting jury votes

Come on now.

I liked your song the most

lol do you really expect anyone to vote for us
we could have the gayest tranny the world has seen and get nothing

>last

Congrats to Norway and Netherlands

>Sister like it bigger than us
what did they mean by this?

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how is that possible?

why does nobody like you?

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We need to invade the Netherlands now and take our rightful diploma and bring it across the sea to Norway where it belongs.

jews rigging votes because muh holocaust

The Netherlands "winning'" is LITERALLY STOLEN VALOR

jewish tricks

Listening to the Norwegian song on repeat. For me you are the real winners, guys. Fuck the juries.

Don't worry. We don't have capable presenters who can speak proper english. Next year will be hilarious. It'll be worth it. Trust me.

fuck the jury

hmm i wonder

the eternal anglo

>go sing in Israel
>call your song "soldi"
Cunning Italians

actually word this

because they send like us trash

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Eurokeks are still seething about Brexit

please don't let the loli rope

What about UK?

while continentals fool around, brits make real music

youtube.com/watch?v=kMs7SLDFZdI

Then vengeance next year will be FURIOUS!
youtube.com/watch?v=yKoEt0-9ujA

Actually it's just your drunk tourists who puke everywhere.

I voted for Azerbaijan
That's still a respectable result for them

you're truly the only ones going in circles about it

it had no chance to win, it's sung by a half-Egyptian and some words are in Arabic as well; also, Ramadan is mentioned
Not the best combo in the land of the Jew

Your contendent, on the other hand...

well we did have the gayest tranny the world has seen, and still lost

You know that's Uriah right?

>Sends shit song every year
>Waahhh why does no one vote for us?

Uk is very similar to Russia the more I think about it.

based anglo pedophiles visiting the pedo heaven israel, how many enslaved by jews russian lolis did they fiddle?

It's a shitshow, bring us the american continent and we would be top 1 everytime.

yes uriah heep is a british band

I think we can all agree that Norway got robbed. End to jury system when?

Nah, it's been like this long before brexit was a thing. Britain is known for sending extremely boring and bland, family-friendly pop ballads or just bad pop. I still remember that atrocious flight attendant song you had one year.

I'm so disappointed for my waifu

youtube.com/watch?v=3jCAyvVJVFw

>create jury system to end political voting
>juries do nothing but political vote cockblocking the real popular choice
Thanks, Eurovision.

Eurovision is some of the gayest shit there is, I'm just glad our nigger didn't do better.
Imagine how based it could be, a Eurovision of actual European folkmusic (pissrael not allowed) and without the flamboyant glitter tranny aesthetic. UGH...

youtube.com/watch?v=ZYQ2zAHPqYc

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youtube.com/watch?time_continue=100&v=yKoEt0-9ujA
I like them toooooo.
Aeya aeye oooo aye oooo spirit in the skyyy

THIS. FUCK THE JURIES

I MEAN 12 POINTS FROM THE JURY FROM GREECE TO CYPRUS?

I think the Netherlands had the best singer, so it was a deserved win.
Although Norway was my favorite as well.

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What the fuck was that anyway, there’s no way they actually could have thought the bland garbage North Macedonia had was good. Was it just brownie points for feminism, the safest political route they could find?

Y-you can't just dab on his plight!

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And from Cyprus to Greece. Those boos were glorious.

m8 our lack of close neighbours compounded with the fact we're brexiting means we're never going to win, even if our song was shit this year

m-muh moral victory

His pants were really good.

It's pretty ironic that the professional jury does the most block voting and hates cultural acts.

ahahahahaha

Na, Russia sends far better songs. It's the jury that repeatedly fucks them over.

Mine too
youtube.com/watch?v=cZC9o_Z90yo

>Published on Sep 10, 2014
>221 views
Such a shame. Thanks for sharing, that was nice

>cyprus and greece trading votes

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SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME

What exactly is the demographics of the Eurovision voting public?

Juries apparently gave them few points because they thought it was a rip-off of Finland's song from 2018:
youtube.com/watch?v=hdjiuCUUpPc

60% little girls, 20% fags and 15% moms and 5% far right extremists from the internet

lel all this muh moral victory is reminding me of when croatia got dicked by france in the world cup and they coped with the same exact posts

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We bettered them in every historical achievement

>professional jury
This phrase caught me too

It definitely has some overlap in the tunes.

yeah, they totally butt fucked us in the semifinal, meanwhile voting for neighbours and discount radio pop

russia is one of the few that tries
but they should switch to songs in russian, the ones that are guaranteed hits in the russian speaking countries
the songs sound much better than in english

the italian candidates come from a somewhat professional festival selection of the "canzone italiana" italian song, so at least they don't bow to the forced english linguistic colonialism and sound good and not generic muh love muh love

lately they've been pushing pro-eu and other lefty shit however, so italy is still affected by the eurovision aids

>eurovisionworld.com/eurovision/2019#belgium
All the dutchs who were seething on the belgian jury vote. Look at the public vote !!

That, or they are rewarding the rename from FYROM.

>denmark not even there
FUCK YOU

>good portion of our song was in french
>we only got 4 jury votes from france

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Not even the French are faggy enough for your song.

Should've learned from Austria when they did the same shit.

>12 points from Italy to Denmark
>1 point from Denmark to Italy
thank you Denmark

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Man, I hate Dutch people now. From now on I will always treat any d*Tchoid I come over like shit

You'd lose to any south american country. Stick to making hams.

Shut the fuck up retard

The Dutch public gave you 12 points though.

>12 points to iceland from televoting
>0 points from the jury

the jury has to go

imagine caring about eurovision this much lmao
people here already forgot about it

i don't want our shit song to win anyway, i am not looking forward to being made fun of next year with our >hosts

>Dutch tv presenters
This is going to be gold though.

humberto tan would be a good host tbqhwy

Fuck this jew show

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>iceland
>"""performance"""
>a splash of shocking values and edgy faggotry
woah, such talent, much effect, very good

>dude weed lmao

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At least they didn't give our 12 to Sweden. It's not much, but it's something.

Based Belgians. Bedankt Broeders.

>0 FUCKING POINTS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>B-b-b-but you came last!
Coming last in the Biggest Faggotry Contest is a good thing

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the bald part was the best part. the fag and the roastie ruined it